Do you remember ...... about two years ago ...... when newspapers were being printed in ..... BLACK ..... GREEN ..... and RED ...... thanks to Bmobile and its sole rival ...... Digicel .......

well I remember ..... cuz around that time ..... I involuntarily became ....... red/green colour blind .....

.... I can't believe two years later ..... those two companies are still behaving like 5 year olds .... constantly fighting with each other ...... imagine one is claiming tuh be "bigger and better" ..... then ...... as if not tuh be outdone ...... de other company puts out ads sayin de same damn ting ....... OMG ....... please people ..... some creativity here ....... yuh go say de same ting!!! ....... jus dat it in two separate ads ...... instead of one .......

...... leh meh explain ...... Digicel's ad contains the two words ...... but Bmobile ..... I guess to be a tad different ..... decided to do two separate ads ...... one saying "BIGGER" (in caps) ...... and one saying "BETTER" (in caps) ...... and of course ...... because is more than one ...... they were placed on different pages ...... whereas Digicel's ad was on one page only ...... now I don't know if that is some kind of advertising genius ....... or if its just plain ole harassment ...... cuz that's how I feel ..... when I read a newspaper ..... full of crap ads ..... from Digicel and Bmobile ...... oh ...... and then there's blink!!! .....

BUT WHO REALLY CARES!!! ....... WHO REALLY CARES WHO IS 'BIGGER AND BETTER' ....... they both still stink! ..... so what are they trying to say ..... that they're bigger and better ....... at being stink!

.... and why waste all those dollars ...... on advertising ...... when clearly ..... one of dem ....... need tuh be paying de staff dey want tuh send home .......

.......everybody (except Bmobile and Digicel) done know ..... dat ....... EVERYBODY ..... dey pet fish ..... and dey adopted vagrant ....... done have ah cell phone ....... as a matter of fact ...... most people have both ..... fuh when yuh Bmobile call ..... DROP!!!! 
 
Dey gettin orn like is a real competitive market in TnT ..... is only two of allyuh ...... behave allyuh self ..... please ..... stop ..... enough already ........ bigger does not always mean better ...... and more importantly ...... I reiterate ...... NOBODY CARES!!!