advertising is really ah hell of ah ting yes!! ....... cuz while Bmobile and Digicel ....... pissing me off DAILY! ...... wit dey asinine ..... ineffective ...... dotish ...... unnecessary ....... "bigger and better" ads ...... here it is ...... FLOW ..... yet another famous piss poor service provider ........ have me lappin up dey shit with dis ad ..... look at dat little sweetie ...... oh lorse ..... he too tweet ..... cute as a button ......... how I supposed tuh cancel my FLOW membership after ah ad like dis!?!?!? ......

PS:  talk bout de devil .... FLOW now call meh tuh organise meh new digital box!




..... now I doh know ...... if it is I readin dis wrong ...... but ..... is it that there's a "mirror man court" .... dat yuh does go to ..... when yuh get ketch wit ganja? ...... or is it that a "mirror man" was "CAUGHT" ..... and had tuh go tuh "COURT"??? ...... could somebody advise ..... because these days ..... newspapers have me ..... feelin real daft!!!





one of these things .... (below) 
is not like the others
which one is different
do you know
can you tell me which thing
is not like the others
and I'll tell you
if it is so!                                 

Sesame Street 1976




....... OK ...... if you guessed ..... that the Guardian story is not like the others ..... den yuh CORRECK!!! ...... cuz HELLO ..... outta dem three stories ..... is only de Guardian one 'believable' .....

..... dey really want people tuh believe ....... dat dey find ah "mummy" near Chatam Beach ....... dey muzbe mean dey find "Mamee" by de beach ...... and how unbelievable is the other story ..... ah man shoot ah man ..... run up de road ..... rounds de corner ...... see ah police ..... and tell de police ...... dat "ah man jus get shoot" ....... so while de police ...... goin tuh assist de victim ..... de criminal ..... escapes into oblivion ...... cuz yuh know ..... yuh eh seein he ....... or hearin bout he again ...... dis story is officially dead!