In mid January .... the following article appeared in the Express ...... "DESTROYED" ...... 6,000 fully grown ganja trees ..... 10,000 seedlings ....... 3 plantation camps ...... no one was arrested ...... but the items found ..... were all "burnt" ......



Two months later ...... today ....... in de Newsday ...... a similar story ....... "DESTROYED" ....... over 4,000 fully grown marijuana trees ...... and a camp ...... estimated street value $100,000 (although de Express say $2M) ...... length of exercise ...... 6 hours ...... no one was arrested ......



...... today in de Express ....... Letter to the Editor ....... by a concerned (and obviously 'high') citizen ...... on how to effectively deal with "the growing disaster of our country" as he puts it ........ hmmmm ......



Some quick questions:

1. Who counts the "destroyed" trees ..... to be able to ..... arrive at figures like "a total of 6,000" or "over 4,000" …… and what exactly is "over" ...... as in 4,001 ……. or as in "10,000"?
2. Who counts the "total" amount of trees i.e. ...... the ones that are "destroyed" ..... and the ones that "mysteriously disappear"? ..... cuz this info is very important ..... especially for the purpose of maintaining accurate stats and records!!!
3. How long does it take to count tens of thousands of trees and seedlings?
4. Is each plant and/or seedling uprooted at the time of being counted?
5. How are the plants "destroyed" ..... do they still "bun dem" ..... cuz dat sounds like real people dream job!!!
6. And where are they being transported ...... I tort dey used tuh "bun dem" right on de "offendin" plantation?
7. And when the uprooted trees/seedlings are being transported ….. are they secured ….. or can they fly off the tray of the delivery vehicle ..... into say ..... somebody's yard?
8. How does one get an assignment like that i.e. ...... to destroy marijuana plants ..... do police officers volunteer?
9. And who "guards the guards" ....... are police officers present …… to guard the police officers ...... who have been assigned to "destroy" the plants?
10. How are 10,000 seedlings able to flourish ...... into full grown plants ....... without anyone knowing ..... do they just shoot up overnight?
11. How does Mr. Manzanilla know dat "a lot of people smoke marijuana"?
12. What does Mr. Manzanilla mean by "Different So Called"? .... cuz tuh me .... THAT is different so called!!!
13. Why can’t I understand Mr. Manzanilla’s logic ….. do you?

 …… oh …… and last ….. but certainly not least ……. after 6 hours of "bunnin ganja" .......all dem police lookin for is AH REST!!!! ..... so ah wouldn’t even bother tuh ask ...... why nobody ever actually get arrested!!! 

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