According to yesterday's Guardian ...... the murder toll was 99 (as at March 28) ....... then ...... today's Newsday reported 98 ....... and the Guardian and Express both reported 100 ...... with one of them calling it a 'sad century' ...... is that ...... as opposed to a 'happy century' like in cricket??? ....... anyway ..... this didn't surprise me ..... cuz this is a daily occurrence ..... no, not murder ...... well yes ..... murder ...... but also ...... varying reports on the same topic ....... most times the three dailies report different details ....... but at any rate ....... whether its ...... 98, 99 or 100 ..... those figures are simply CRAZY!!!





Eckankar again! ....... "What should it matter" ...... that the word "it" doesn't belong there ..... as long as we grasp the message in the quote right?!

PS:  dat phrase at de bottom ...... 'We Come as Eagles' ...... what dat mean??????





All these ads are whack ...... but "LONELY LADIES Only"?????? ....... what dat mean?????? 





OK people ...... it's confirmed ...... 'Cocaine' good fuh pain from animal 'bites' ....... remember the guy who used it tuh ease de pain from de crab bites...... well now dis person (Mr. Gunn?) usin it tuh ease de pain from a dog bite ..... hmmmm ..... pretty expensive pain killer if yuh ask me!!!!





Grrrrrrrrrr ........ a "MALE BELLYDANCER"????!!!!! ....... is there such a creature?????





INEXPLICABLY ....... dat non-word "inexplicitly" found its way into that sentence!





Oh gawd ..... another one about tuh become extinct! ...... remember de 'Manicou' extinction ad...... well ...... a couple weeks after that ...... another ad appeared with the same text ...... but the pic was that of a wild hog ....... now today ...... here it is again ...... with a Deer ....... what are we doing to our wildlife ...... why are all these animals becoming extinct ...... and AGAIN I ask ...... what does a 'Caterer' have to do with this ....... and who did the research to determine that all these animals are becoming 'extinct'???!!!





The two ads below may look the same ...... but one is slightly different.

The one on the left appeared in the Newsday ....... earlier this week ...... and I couldn't help but notice the 'arrowed' oddities ..... "affordable" ...... "emaculate" ...... "With a 30 yr."

Anyway ...... apparently someone realised that the ad wasn't totally correct ...... and amended it ...... as per the one on the right ........ which appeared in today's Newsday ..... what amused me though ..... is that ...... they realised that a whole line was missing ...... but they didn't realise that 'emaculate' is incorrectly spelt ....... or that it should probably be 'immaculately' ..... and not 'immaculate' ....... and that that 'affordable' sentence jus doh make sense!!

       



This pitbull story had me in one of my daft bubbles ...... at first ...... I didn't make out dat "dog-napped" ...... is the "dog" version of "kidnapped" ...... here's how I read that headline ...... Blue-eyed pitbull dog "NAPPED"! ...... so right away I assumed they were trying to say "NABBED" ...... and ended up with a typo ...... well I later realised that it wasn't a typo ..... I was just a lil dumbo!

But do you remember a story ...... 2 weeks ago ...... about some blue-eyed pitbull pups that were stolen...... about 5 ..... suppose this pup is one of them ..... cuz who gives a gift of a dog valued at $10,000 ...... I mean ..... is someone really gonna buy a dog for $10,000 ....... and give it to someone else ..... as a "gift"???!!! ..... or even if de pup was produced by de gift-giver's dog ...... would de gift-giver just give it away ....... when he could get $10,000 fuh it .... da'is fren tuh have boy!

Den dey say ..... de pup like family ...... and to prove it ...... dey have ah 8 1/2" x 11" colour photo of it ...... do people have photos that size (normally) of anything or anybody???!!! ....... worse again ah dog??!!!!

Anyway ...... I'm off tuh sniff out lil blue eyes .... there's a $5000 reward!