Trinidad sweet too bad yes! ...... allyuh followin dat dotish case against Machel and Frenz ...... bout de fracas at de Zen nightclub ....... in April 2007? ...... well ..... de long an' short of de story is ..... Machel and Frenz ..... were involved in some kinda violent activity ...... inside and outside ..... Zen ....... where it is alleged dat he slap up somebody ..... and he cuss up somebody ..... and den he frenz jump on de bandwagon ...... tuh provide ..... some much needed HD support ..... an' dem get charge too!

Now I not following de case ..... which by the way ....... is very easy tuh do ....... since it get put off umpteen times ahready ...... but ah had tuh take a lil maco yesterday ...... when ah see ah story in de Newsday ....... bout said case entitled .....  A 'small wine' started it ...... Miss Thang (Helen Ganga) in da pic below ...... was de 'small winer'!!!


                                               
                                                               A SMALL WINE: Helen Ganga, 40, a supervisor with the Ministry 
                                                               of Works and Transport yesterday recounted in court how she took 
                                                               a "small wine" on soca singer Machel Montano at Club Zen, Keate 
                                                               Street, Port-of-Spain last April just before a fracas ensued.
                                                               PHOTO BY Sureash Cholai


De Newsday self ...... why dey so ...... dey coulda leave out de word 'small' ....... cuz if SHE ...... did really buss ah wine on Machel ...... nuttin bout da wine woulda be small ........ dat headline jus came across like a big joke ...... but the story gets even more hilarious ...... de DDPP who was questioning de gyul ...... at de time of de 'small wine' revelation ....... ask de gyul if she could show dem (de Court) exactly how she 'small wine' on Machel ..... that is ..... once de 'small wine' was in keeping wit de decorum of de Court (Grrrrrrrrr??????) ...... now I eh no DDPP ..... but what was the relevance of asking de gyul tuh do dat ....... unless of course ..... she too (de DDPP) couldn't believe dat de gyul could put down a 'SMALL' wine! 

Anyway .... in response tuh de DDPP's request ...... de gyul ..... then proceeded to hold up both hands ...... with elbows bent ..... and palms at shoulder level (LOL I real tryin tuh picture dis!) ...... and said, "I just went to take a small wine" ..... as she gyrated ON the witness stand ...... she eh gyrate 'IN' de witness stand eh! ...... she gyrate ON it ...... I guess she used it as a stand-in Machel (CYAH, CYAH, LMAO) ...... needless tuh say ....... the Court erupted in laughter before de gyul could contine her 'small wine' ....... now why de DDPP had tuh embarrass de gyul so?? .... is who on trial ..... she or Machel???

Den another funny part of the story ...... and I quote from de newspaper:

             "But about two hours later, when Ganga was dancing with her friend,
                  Gerard Bowrin, 19, things got out of hand.  Ganga told the court that
                  she drank about 6 drinks of vodka and coconut water throughout the
                  night.  Then she went dancing.  I was dancing with Gerard ... we were
                  holding each other and dancing."

HUH???? ....... she hangin wit ah 19 year old ...... and she is 40 (you go girl!) ....... she drink 6 vodka ...... THEN she went dancing ????? ( so she wasn't dancing while she was drinking de 6 vodka??!!) ...... and wait ..... SHE DRINK 6 VODKA???!!!!

But the really 'bizarre' unfolds ..... when somebody pass a drink tuh Ganga (sounds like maybe her 7th!)...... de cup slip out her hand ..... and fall on de floor ...... den when de cup land ...... de drink splash up on Machel ...... she (Ganga) and Gerard then go across to Machel ...... to apologise ...... but he push dem off ...... and tell dem "leave me a f-k alone" ..... then they turn around to walk away ...... but Gerard gave Machel ah 'look back' ...... an Machel slap him ..... den de Zen bouncers fall eeeeen ....... and tro out Ganga and Gerard ...... den Machel followed ...... voluntarily I assume .... cuz dey eh say nuttin bout de King of Soca gettin tro out ..... figures! ....... anyway the case continues on Monday ...... will definitely be macoin de scene from now on .... cuz dis case lookin like good kicks!

Ah yes ...... men ....... actually no ....... boys ....... gettin kill ....... left, right and centre ...... our Minister of National Security doh even know how to pronounce de word "arrests" ....... a word he should be very familiar with ........ he do even know how to pronounce "homicide" ...... another word he should be very familiar with ....... pronouncing it like is ah gay group or sumtin ....... 'homo' ... 'side' ........ anyway ..... as ah was sayin ..... so much ah crap goin orn in TnT ..... de murder toll is now 211 ...... on de 159th day of de year ...... and ....... our Courts ..... 'small winin' on Machel ....... he Frenz ..... and dey shit! ...... like as tho de King of Soca will really be 'dethroned'!! ..... STEUPS ..... is more dan ah year gorn ....... time tuh wrap up da case  ...... time tuh move on tuh de real criminals!!!

PS:  current went AGAIN yesterday!!!