More dotishness in de newspapers ...
So today is Black Friday ...... Friday de 13th ..... remember dat stupid movie? ....... go an play 30 in Play Whe ..... ah givin yuh straight capeesh ...... 30 is black cat right? ...... cuz yuh know black cats synonymous with black friday ....... actually no ....... go an play 4 ....... da'is dead man right??? ....... cuz ah man bound tuh dead today!!! ...... black friday or not!!! ...... buh wait ...... 30 + 4 = 34 ...... so maybe yuh should play 34 too ...... and yuh could also play ah Pick 2 reverse ..... 30/4 ...... and 4/30 ...... so doh stick ...... cuz is ah surety ..... dat 'de man' callin dem mark today!
Anyway ...... is not really Play Whe ..... or de colour of de day ..... dat inspire meh dis mornin ...... is de rain ....... de rain wake meh up ....... bout 5:00 o'clock dis mornin ...... now I love rain ..... I love to smell the rain ...... I love to watch the rain ....... I love to hear the rain ....... I love to feel the rain ....... but even doh ah love like dove ...... NUTTIN does wake me up in de mornin!! ...... but ah realise is shock' meh body was shock .... at de sound of rain ....... cuz is only yesterday ...... ah read bout ah 'Miss Summer Fest' contest in de papers ...... so whey da rain come from? ...... actually ....... thinking back a bit ....... is since bout last week ...... ah start seein dat word 'Summer' poppin up ....... is Summer Concerts ....... Summer Camp ...... Get in Shape fuh Summer ...... Summer Getaways tuh Tobago etc ....... so naturally ...... cuz I know we in 'Summer' ...... dat 90 minutes of rain dis mornin ...... and de lil night rain we get a couple nites ago (two nites straight!) ...... have meh lil confused!
But odda dan de confusing seasons ...... we experiencin in Trini ...... a few tings in today's papers also had meh lil confused ...... and topping de list ...... was an ad ..... fuh ah next setta beauty competitions ....... but dis one had a lil twist tho ....... one of de pageants is fuh Men! ....... MR. HANDSOME T&T ...... you ever hear more tata!!!! ...... Mr. Handsome? ...... STEUPS ...... den there's the MISS TEEN WORLDWIDE T&T ..... and MISS TEEN T&T ...... anyway .... ah know de MR. HANDSOME one ..... lil hard tuh believe ..... so check out de actual ad ...... along wit some other jokey tings from today's papers
Ah tell ya! ...... more dumb contests tuh add tuh de growin list ..... and look at de price!
Ah tell ya! ...... Summer's here! ..... but wha dey mean by 'Youth Increase'?
Ooooops ..... Summer's almost here ..... it eh here yet! ...... and what's with all the 'apostrophes' ...... Mum's ...... Dad's ........ hour's ....... and are those email addresses different???
So some people using too much 'apostrophe' ..... and some eh usin dem at all ....... I sure it suppose tuh be JAY'S ..... and wud up with de typos ....... and de non-use of capital letters whey dey belong .... like 'July'?
Huh? ....... Surinamer? ...... is that the person who 'named' Tom Crusie's daughter 'Suri' ..... or are they trying to say Surinamese?
.... and dey should look fuh an ENGLISH 'Instructors' one time .....
Scene ...... ah safe wit dis concert fuh Father's Day ...... 3 persons ...... on one TICKETS!!! ....... fuh only $100!!! ...... yuh cyah go wrong!!!
Now at first ....... ah tort dey wuz MAD .... tuh cancel people vacation ....... and call back de ones already dey ..... cuz of course ..... gettin call back (tuh work) ...... from yuh vacation (prematurely) ...... is always a good motivator tuh do yuh best when yuh return!!!! ....... but den ah remember meh days ..... when ah used tuh grind in ah 8-4 ...... 5 days ah week ...... and when dey want tuh cancel meh vacation ...... man I used tuh want tuh kill ah man!!! ...... so is only after some careful thought .... ah make out Martin strategy ..... cuz yuh know dem Police eh go be comin back too happy ..... dey go be coming back ..... tuh kill!!!
A definite sign ...... of the crappy times we livin in ..... imagine people havin tuh put notices like dis in de papers!
Another sign of the crappy times we live in ......
This really cracked me up ...... he plannin tuh 'disappear'??!! ...... I didn't even know he still around ..... LMAO
LOL ...... another crack-me-up-er ..... reminds me of so many of those dotish ads on TV ...... the one that immediately came to mind ...... is the LUNESTA ad ...... where they explain what it for ...... and de 1000 side effects etc ...... and then they end off by saying ....... "ASK YOUR DOCTOR IF LUNESTA IS RIGHT FOR YOU" ......
Anyway ...... is not really Play Whe ..... or de colour of de day ..... dat inspire meh dis mornin ...... is de rain ....... de rain wake meh up ....... bout 5:00 o'clock dis mornin ...... now I love rain ..... I love to smell the rain ...... I love to watch the rain ....... I love to hear the rain ....... I love to feel the rain ....... but even doh ah love like dove ...... NUTTIN does wake me up in de mornin!! ...... but ah realise is shock' meh body was shock .... at de sound of rain ....... cuz is only yesterday ...... ah read bout ah 'Miss Summer Fest' contest in de papers ...... so whey da rain come from? ...... actually ....... thinking back a bit ....... is since bout last week ...... ah start seein dat word 'Summer' poppin up ....... is Summer Concerts ....... Summer Camp ...... Get in Shape fuh Summer ...... Summer Getaways tuh Tobago etc ....... so naturally ...... cuz I know we in 'Summer' ...... dat 90 minutes of rain dis mornin ...... and de lil night rain we get a couple nites ago (two nites straight!) ...... have meh lil confused!
But odda dan de confusing seasons ...... we experiencin in Trini ...... a few tings in today's papers also had meh lil confused ...... and topping de list ...... was an ad ..... fuh ah next setta beauty competitions ....... but dis one had a lil twist tho ....... one of de pageants is fuh Men! ....... MR. HANDSOME T&T ...... you ever hear more tata!!!! ...... Mr. Handsome? ...... STEUPS ...... den there's the MISS TEEN WORLDWIDE T&T ..... and MISS TEEN T&T ...... anyway .... ah know de MR. HANDSOME one ..... lil hard tuh believe ..... so check out de actual ad ...... along wit some other jokey tings from today's papers
Ah tell ya! ...... more dumb contests tuh add tuh de growin list ..... and look at de price!
Ah tell ya! ...... Summer's here! ..... but wha dey mean by 'Youth Increase'?
Ooooops ..... Summer's almost here ..... it eh here yet! ...... and what's with all the 'apostrophes' ...... Mum's ...... Dad's ........ hour's ....... and are those email addresses different???
So some people using too much 'apostrophe' ..... and some eh usin dem at all ....... I sure it suppose tuh be JAY'S ..... and wud up with de typos ....... and de non-use of capital letters whey dey belong .... like 'July'?
Huh? ....... Surinamer? ...... is that the person who 'named' Tom Crusie's daughter 'Suri' ..... or are they trying to say Surinamese?
.... and dey should look fuh an ENGLISH 'Instructors' one time .....
Scene ...... ah safe wit dis concert fuh Father's Day ...... 3 persons ...... on one TICKETS!!! ....... fuh only $100!!! ...... yuh cyah go wrong!!!
Now at first ....... ah tort dey wuz MAD .... tuh cancel people vacation ....... and call back de ones already dey ..... cuz of course ..... gettin call back (tuh work) ...... from yuh vacation (prematurely) ...... is always a good motivator tuh do yuh best when yuh return!!!! ....... but den ah remember meh days ..... when ah used tuh grind in ah 8-4 ...... 5 days ah week ...... and when dey want tuh cancel meh vacation ...... man I used tuh want tuh kill ah man!!! ...... so is only after some careful thought .... ah make out Martin strategy ..... cuz yuh know dem Police eh go be comin back too happy ..... dey go be coming back ..... tuh kill!!!
A definite sign ...... of the crappy times we livin in ..... imagine people havin tuh put notices like dis in de papers!
Another sign of the crappy times we live in ......
This really cracked me up ...... he plannin tuh 'disappear'??!! ...... I didn't even know he still around ..... LMAO
LOL
...... another crack-me-up-er ..... reminds me of so many of those dotish ads on TV ...... the one that immediately came to mind ...... is the LUNESTA ad ...... where they explain what it for ...... and de 1000 side effects etc ...... and then they end off by saying ....... "ASK YOUR DOCTOR IF LUNESTA IS RIGHT FOR YOU" ......
Girrlllll I laugh at the Surinamer too until the dude sitting next to me dictionary.com it or some other know your facts website and it RIGHT! Who knew...certainly not muhwoi.
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yuh lie .... is ah word fuh true .... well gyul ...... we learn sumting new every day yes .... tanks eh .... is like de day ah learn dat de plural of 'shrimp' ...... is 'shrimp' AND 'shrimps' (http://wuzdescene.com/2008/02/28/love-shrimps.aspx) ...... but ah would really like tuh see where dude saw the word tho ..... cuz I checked 'www.dictionary.com' ...... and I got the following:
No results found for surinamer .
I did, however, find ...... suriname (space) er ....... and suriname (dash) er ...... both of which seem to be another language ..... so maybe it means 'Surinamese' in another language ...... but when yuh reportin fuh de Express ...... in Trini ...... is English we need ...... so I believe that its still 'Surinamese' fuh us in english speaking countries ......
I also checked my dictionary (Bookshelf) ...... and it eh dey ..... ah check fuh it in Wikipedia (dah online encyclopedia dat does have EVERYTING!) .... and it eh dey either!
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DOH MAKE JOKE MYS!
IS really dat fuh true?!?!
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i know this is a very late reply to this, but i recently came across this on 'Wiktionary'.
surinamer
[edit]Norwegian
[edit]Noun
surinamer m (definite singular surinameren; indefinite plural surinamere; definite plural surinamerne)
Person from Suriname
So 'surinamer' is NOT English, it is Norwegian!
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