Newspaper picks fuh de weekend ....
Yesterday
Imagine de Guardian ....... reduce de size of dey newspaper (bout bloody time!!!) ...... so it have less space ..... tuh print shit ...... but dey still was able tuh allocate ...... half ....... of ah whole page ...... tuh ah story ..... bout ah beauty queen who cried 'cheat' when she eh win!!!
Check de scene ..... ah lil gyul (22 yrs old) ..... Felicia Dos Santos ...... who seem tuh be ah kinda bess ting ..... cuz she win Miss Fyzabad Carnival Queen ...... and she win Miss Point Fortin Borough Queen ..... and she does model carnival costume an' ting ...... well ...... lil Missy took fuh granted ...... dat wit a 'hot ting' background such as hers ...... de Miss Labour Day title was ah given ...... well my gyul break down in tears ...... when she realise she eh win ...... cuz not only did she NOT win ..... she placed 5th!!!! ..... OMG!!!! ....... what a travesty! ...... my gyul say she get CHEATED ..... and dat she was informed (maybe by voices in her pretty lil head!) ...... dat she won ..... but if she was crowned "that would have caused riot in Fyzabad!" .... LMAO!
Now ah know dat I just as guilty as de Guardian eh ..... fuh givin dis story ah half ah page too ...... but oh gosh ..... ah feel fuh de lil gyul ..... you know what it is tuh win ..... Miss Photogenic (aka bess face) ....... Miss Best Vintage Wear (aka bess outfit) ...... AND ...... Miss Best Hairstyle (aka bess weave) ...... and still NOT win de title?! ..... imagine after lickin up all ah dat ...... de judges still wanted de gyul tuh answer ah 'difficult' question?! ...... talk about unreasonable!!!
Ahhhh ..... to be 22 again ..... cuz da'is where ah had tuh go ..... tuh try tuh understand dis whole story!! 
See 'Tears Flow' Guardian story here.
Today
Just when I encouragin people tuh call Crime Stoppers ...... 800-TIPS ..... OUT OF SERVICE!!! ...... but doh dig ..... is not ah TSTT problem (thank god!) ..... is ah air-conditioning problem ...... so if yuh was lookin forward tuh makin ah quick call dis weekend ..... is no scene ...... jus put ah reminder ..... on yuh fridge or sumtin ...... cuz ah tink they'll be back up tomorrow ......
See '800-TIPS' Newsday story here.
I can't believe dat Richard Charan ...... of de Express ..... voluntarily became a vagrant ..... for one night ..... and one day ....... either he real passionate bout his job as a journalist .... or he jus @#$% crazy!!! ..... da'is sumting yuh coulda try in de 80s ..... not now!!!
See 'Richard Charan' Express story here.
..... and as we on de topic of vagrants ...... there's another amazing story in de Guardian ..... a 38 year old man ...... who lives in a tree house ..... in a Sapodilla tree ..... in de Tunapuna Cemetery ...... is highly pissed and upset ...... that vagrants and drug addicts ..... are using the place as a sex den ..... with no regard for the dead ...... Grrrrrrrrrrr???????? ...... de story wasn't about him livin in a tree house in a cemetery eh!!!!!
See 'Sex in the Cemetery' Guardian story here.
Ooooops .... sorry ..... it eh have no link tuh de story ..... de Guardian again ..... dey upload a story bout a beauty queen feelin cheated ...... but ah story of social importance like dis one ...... it eh online ..... anyway ...... if yuh have ah Guardian ..... is Page B21 ..... its an interesting read .... fuh reasons other than the obvious, overall wackiness of the story ..... like the Tunapuna/Piarco Regional Corporation being OK ...... wit Mr. Man living in a tree ..... but not OK wit him occupying any of the 'land space' (which is no doubt reserved for the dead only)?!
PS: Critical World Cup qualifier ..... TnT vs Bermuda ..... 6:30 pm today ..... being aired live on 102FM, 105FM and I95.5FM ..... WHA??? ..... it not on TV??? ..... ah eh seein nuttin in de papers!!!
Ah, lovely examples of what passes for journalism here. Makes you wonder if we all lost our minds ent. I have to admit I get a kick out of these posts!
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girl ..... de newspapers is my comic relief yes ..... once yuh pass de first few pages ..... wit all de crime an ting ..... de rest is generally good kicks
Struggling to prevent herself from falling into a manhole,
Aranguez resident Samdaye Singh gets a bit of
assistance from her friend Rajwantie, who is nursing
varicose veins.
..... the picture is sooooo stupid ...... cuz obviously the two women had tuh re-enact de scene .... it look so false and silly ....... ah tell yuh ..... de newspapers does have me crackin up!
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OMG...you see how big dat chile foot is?!? Maybe if it had a Miss Big Foot Queen Competition she mighta win dat!
And was with the expression on Miss Princess Frazer face? Why she looking like she in pain so?! http://www.guardian.co.tt/entertain1.html
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LOL ..... I cyah believe you make out de gyul foot size an all ..... and as fuh lil Miss Princess .... wit ah name like PRINCESS ..... she muzbe grow up wit ah constant ben pan!
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excuse u mrs afro and mrs wuzdescene one d girl won d show outright i was there two she is a very mannerly intelligent and obviously well brought up child and three her feet r very very small so stop hating on her
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Welcome tuh De Scene Span ..... altho yuh comment nearly get lick up ..... cuz I coulda swear ..... I see SPAM ..... and spam definitely not allowed on de scene ...... anyway ....... like ah hit ah nerve wit yuh ...... so leh meh see how ah could ease yuh pain ...... first tuh begin ...... nobody was crappin on de winner ....... de crappin was on de fact that there's actually a Miss Labour Day contest in the first place ...... tuh ad tuh de myriad of other dotish beauty queen contests ...... and dat one of the losers was actually hurt dat she didn't win this highly insignificant contest ...... I really doh care who win ..... and whether she mannerly or intelligent ...... de contest is simply dotish ...... quite frankly ....... I rather suspect that only the entrants families and friends care ....... de next ting ...... is de crybaby foot dat Afro was commentin on ..... not de winner's ..... and while I do not condone personal attacks on individuals ..... when you put yourself out there .... fuh de whole world tuh see ...... because yuh feel yuh want tuh be ah star ..... anybody could say anything bout yuh ...... jus like how I blog .... and you decide tuh log on ....... tuh put in your two cents ..... once yuh in the public eye ...... yuh leave yuhself open fuh criticism ..... me eh have nuttin wit de gyul foot .... cuz God make she so ..... so thanks fuh checkin out de scene ..... and do stay tuned fuh more crap!
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