Those ANIMALS!
After readin bout 10 newspapers ...... between today and yesterday ...... wit nuff crap in all ah dem ..... ah couldn't help but go back ...... tuh some odda crap ah read .... in ah previous 10 papers!!!
One story was about a woman ...... who commemorates her husband's passing ...... by placing a wreath on de road where he was killed! ...... de people in de area say ...... dat since she start doin dat ...... like her late husband start 'hauntin' dem or sumtin ..... cuz ..... like some kinda omen ..... dey suddenly start havin ah setta accidents in de area ...... well DUH?! ...... HELLO!!! ...... of course accidents will increase ...... yuh know trinis ...... dey must slow down ...... or stop ...... tuh maco what de flowers on de ground for!!!!!
Then there was another story ...... about ah man who get hole fuh ganja ....... he is 3 feet tall ...... why was it necessary to report this irrelevant piece of info?! ...... what did it matter dat de man is 3 feet tall (or short) ...... yuh doh have tuh be .... no particular height tuh smoke ganja ..... is everybody smokin ganja!!! ...... tallmen ..... shortmen ..... even women!!! ...... is like when de 17 year old boy ...... get hole wit he 3 grammes ...... de same one who had tuh read The Pearl and write de essay ...... in da story too ...... dey mention dat de boy is 6' 1" ...... again ..... wha yuh 'height' ...... have tuh do wit ...... how yuh does get yuh 'heights'??!!!
Another jokey one ..... a man get hole fuh cocaine ..... and he tell de Judge ..... he does use it fuh pain ...... from when he get shoot in he head ....... twice ...... wha???? ..... he get shoot in he head twice ..... and he still alive???? ....... I woulda leave him wit de cocaine yes!!!
But the one story ...... dat I just cannot seem to get out of my head ....... is one I read since June 23 ....... in de Express ...... about de illegal trade in wildlife in T&T (a topic I was totally clueless about) ...... where it was reported that ....... exotic (and WILD) animals like Black Panthers and Jaguars ...... were being smuggled into T&T ....... unbelievable I thought ..... cuz who de hell in T&T ...... own ah Black Panther ..... or ah Jaguar ..... at a cost of $75,000 - $125,000????? ...... this story (a must read) ..... is one of the grossest I've read in a while ...... imagine being so heartless ...... dat in de course of smuggling in these animals ...... via de sea ...... when 'danger' is detected ....... in de form of de Coast Guard ...... de 'smugglers' does jus trow de animals overboard ..... in de cages!!!!!! ...... so inevitably ..... the animals drown ....... PUKE!!! ...... how could human beings ....... do that to defenseless animals ...... how could they live with themselves ...... and simply smuggle in a new batch of animals another day!!! ...... how could people buy these animals ...... knowing how they arrived???? ...... geeeeeez ...... Trini real gorn tru fuh tru yes!
I've never owned a pet ...... but if I did ..... and found out ...... that that is what my pet went through ....... tuh get tuh me ....... I'd be horrified!!!
Ahhhhh ..... there really seems to be nothing ....... human ..... or kind ....... about humankind ..... anymore!!!
Some of the wildlife smuggled into T&T (from South America)
Jaguar Black Panther
Toucan Macaw
Capybara Tapir
Porcupine Ocelot
Red Howler Monkey Spider Monkey Dwarf Monkey
Anteater Burmese Python
One story was about a woman ...... who commemorates her husband's passing ...... by placing a wreath on de road where he was killed! ...... de people in de area say ...... dat since she start doin dat ...... like her late husband start 'hauntin' dem or sumtin ..... cuz ..... like some kinda omen ..... dey suddenly start havin ah setta accidents in de area ...... well DUH?! ...... HELLO!!! ...... of course accidents will increase ...... yuh know trinis ...... dey must slow down ...... or stop ...... tuh maco what de flowers on de ground for!!!!!
Then there was another story ...... about ah man who get hole fuh ganja ....... he is 3 feet tall ...... why was it necessary to report this irrelevant piece of info?! ...... what did it matter dat de man is 3 feet tall (or short) ...... yuh doh have tuh be .... no particular height tuh smoke ganja ..... is everybody smokin ganja!!! ...... tallmen ..... shortmen ..... even women!!! ...... is like when de 17 year old boy ...... get hole wit he 3 grammes ...... de same one who had tuh read The Pearl and write de essay ...... in da story too ...... dey mention dat de boy is 6' 1" ...... again ..... wha yuh 'height' ...... have tuh do wit ...... how yuh does get yuh 'heights'??!!!
Another jokey one ..... a man get hole fuh cocaine ..... and he tell de Judge ..... he does use it fuh pain ...... from when he get shoot in he head ....... twice ...... wha???? ..... he get shoot in he head twice ..... and he still alive???? ....... I woulda leave him wit de cocaine yes!!!
But the one story ...... dat I just cannot seem to get out of my head ....... is one I read since June 23 ....... in de Express ...... about de illegal trade in wildlife in T&T (a topic I was totally clueless about) ...... where it was reported that ....... exotic (and WILD) animals like Black Panthers and Jaguars ...... were being smuggled into T&T ....... unbelievable I thought ..... cuz who de hell in T&T ...... own ah Black Panther ..... or ah Jaguar ..... at a cost of $75,000 - $125,000????? ...... this story (a must read) ..... is one of the grossest I've read in a while ...... imagine being so heartless ...... dat in de course of smuggling in these animals ...... via de sea ...... when 'danger' is detected ....... in de form of de Coast Guard ...... de 'smugglers' does jus trow de animals overboard ..... in de cages!!!!!! ...... so inevitably ..... the animals drown ....... PUKE!!! ...... how could human beings ....... do that to defenseless animals ...... how could they live with themselves ...... and simply smuggle in a new batch of animals another day!!! ...... how could people buy these animals ...... knowing how they arrived???? ...... geeeeeez ...... Trini real gorn tru fuh tru yes!
I've never owned a pet ...... but if I did ..... and found out ...... that that is what my pet went through ....... tuh get tuh me ....... I'd be horrified!!!
Ahhhhh ..... there really seems to be nothing ....... human ..... or kind ....... about humankind ..... anymore!!!
Some of the wildlife smuggled into T&T (from South America)
Jaguar Black Panther
Toucan Macaw
Capybara Tapir
Porcupine Ocelot
Red Howler Monkey Spider Monkey Dwarf Monkey
Anteater Burmese Python
Time for some ganja ... i say... if more people were smoking weed we'll have less crime... personally i would want to order a 6 foot category weed...(I'm only 5ft 11 in so i could use de extra lil heights...)
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I know you musse tink I does lie eh...but about a year ago my sister went to meet a man in his home office in Belmont *of all places* doh remember the man but I think he had some sorta position in something. And she say the man like he had a sorta zoo and how she was trying not to stare or ...leave...running. Until the final straw when she walk out of a room and see a flecking cheetah chilling in a cage. To this day I doh believe her. She say the man had a cheetah in a cage, in his yard in belmont, belmont where they could barely fit houses, he had a zoo. Where that cheetah does excercise?
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Before reading that horrible story in the Express ...... I would not have believed your sister either ...... but clearly it is real ...... it is so disgusting tho ...... why would you buy a wild animal like a cheetah ...... and keep it in a cage ...... but then again ....... there's no value for human life in this country either ....... so who cares about animals right?! ..... its so sad!!
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