De week in review ....
Today was suppose tuh be ..... ah 'off de net' day ..... but it have some news pieces ..... dat ah jus had tuh store somewhere .... and what better place tuh do it ....... dan rite here!
No. 1
A 'Man' ...... who is really a woman ...... who had her breasts surgically removed ...... and who took hormones tuh look like a man ....... gave birth this week ...... to a baby girl ...... and everybody round de world ..... gettin orn ...... like is some kinda miracle ...... dat ah MAN gave birth!!! ....... HELLO!!!! ...... IT is a @#$%^& woman!!!!!!! ....... IT have ah womb ...... IT have ah vagina!!!!! (as revealed on Oprah!) ...... IT have all de female equipment ..... except breasts ...... IT ..... is NOT ah man!!!! .... there is no miracle!!!!
No. 2
A 14 year old boy ...... wit cerebral palsy ....... is grieving for his PITBULL ..... that was stolen ...... now why would any parent get a PITBULL ...... for a child ...... worse again one wit cerebral palsy?! ...... and play it off like de dog helpin stimulate de chile ..... and helpin wit his motor skills ...... now I don't doubt that ...... and I understand that the child became attached tuh de dog etc. ...... but ah PITBULL??!!! ....... just two nights ago ..... I was watching international news ...... and there were 2 pitbull stories ..... where the dogs had to be 'euthanised' ...... cuz of attacks on humans ...... one of the humans was ah 3 year old baby .... and the other .... was an old man ..... so why a PITBULL of all dogs!!! ...... the boy cannot even move around or speak ....... suppose this dog were to attack him ..... he can't defend himself!!!
No. 3
The Embassy of Spain ...... had tuh actually put out an advisory ....... advising nationals of T&T ..... of a fake Spanish lottery ...... scammin people outta dey money ...... and why did they have to do this? ...... cuz ...... trinis was actually gettin scam!!..... now picture this ..... you get an email .... or a letter ..... from God alone knows who ...... a VERY official looking document ..... telling you that you won money (LOADS!) ...... and that you need to send DEM some money ...... tuh have your winnings released ........ Grrrrrrrrrrrrr???!!! ..... all of this .... when yuh never even play ah lotto in de first place!!! ...... I know dis scene well ..... cuz I have received said emails and letters before ..... thank god common sense prevailed over greed!!!
No. 4
At the funeral of a 17 year old girl ..... the mother of the girl ....... holds a cell phone to the girl's ear (as she lay in a coffin) ...... for a relative who lives in Canada ..... to say 'a final goodbye'!
...... the 17 year old girl ...... was murdered (stabbed 16 times) ...... by a 15 year old boy ..... following an altercation ......over the amount of money the girl paid him ...... to babysit her child .....
Ahhhhhh ........ children makin children ...... and children killin children! ...... but what about the other side of this story ...... the missing part ...... the part about statutory rape ....... where is the father of the 17 year old girl's ..... 15-month old baby? ..... do da math!
No. 5
Page 3 ..... Wednesday's Express ...... beautiful picture with caption and brief story ...... freed kidnap victim ...... Philippa Talma ..... back at work ..... and in good spirits ...... 2 months after her kidnap ordeal ...... 2 suspects caught ..... and in Court ..... I am so happy fuh her ...... and thankful that she came tru OK.
Naail Ali ...... kidnapped ...... still missing ..... nearly ah month now ...... hopin fuh ah happy ending too!
No. 6
Identical twin brothers ...... 26 years old ..... on ah crime spree ..... in Central dis week ...... dey rob a maxi man in ah gas station ...... dey may have been involved in de robbery at HILO Chaguanas ...... and dey were eventually caught ..... while robbing another gas station in Central ...... dey make ah jail ahready ..... and were recently released ...... after serving time for larceny, robbery and rape ...... JAH! ...... twin bandits!! ..... ah tink dis is ah first fuh trini!
No. 7
Criminals now using the 'classifieds' to conduct crime ...... so look out fuh those numerous "MASSAGE" ads ....... cuz apparently some of dem bogus ..... ah man responded tuh one recently ...... and when he reach ...... dey tie him up ..... which was not part of the "MASSAGE" routine ..... dey tie him up ..... and dey tief he money, jewelry and laptop!!!
No. 8
More on de ...... 'classifieds to conduct crime' scene ...... a man responded tuh ah ...... car for sale ad ...... and when he went down de road (Claxton Bay) ..... tuh meet up wit de seller ....... wit ALL de money fuh de car ....... in cash ...... in he pocket ....... he was greeted with a gun ...... and no car ....... $60,000 gorn!!! ...... but dis particular story ...... had meh lil baffled tho ..... people does really do dis kinda shit ...... arrange tuh meet ah strange man ..... in de bush somewhere ...... with $60,000 cash???!!!! ..... unless it really wasn't no 'buyin car' scene!!
Anyway ...... gotta run ...... have some turns tuh make ...... so laterz ..... til de nex batch ah crap!
Girl...yuh orn with all these comments... thought u woulda say something about the (in)appropriate use of cell phones... we using them everywhere... now even to talk to de dead. I think that's a first ANYWHERE in the world.
About the spanish lottery, send some of dem people by me nah. I have some land to sell... some might call it de Gulf of Paria.. but i call it de primest, unreclaimed location in de west.
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LMAO .... boy yuh have meh crackin up ..... ah want piece ah dah reclaimed land tho ..... da'is ah good investment ....... westmoorings eh sink yet
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No. 2 - aren't these dogs illegal??
No. 3 - If you didn't enter... HOW D A$$ YOU WIN? ppl sooo stupid? (note I deleted my post that asked this question)
No. 4 - legal age of consent is... ammm... saw it on a video... 16? so we would have to know if she was 17 yrs and... wait i now do the maths.. 9 + 15...
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hear nah .... Iz still cyah believe ...... dat dem dogs really 'legal' yuh know ..... after all dem horror stories we does hear about dem!!!
..... and de chile WAS underage ...... no matter wha angle yuh look at it!
...... and as fuh dem people who does get fool ....... boy ..... ah wish ah still had de letter ..... de ting could real tief yuh head ...... yuh does real feel yuh win fuh tru ..... it comes very official ...... in the mail ..... from England ..... as a matter of fact ..... ah muzbe still have de letter on some file somewhere ...... as ah lil keepsake ..... will see
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You know, I saw that classified ad! And I said to myself "NAH! Nobody chupid enough tuh geh ketch wid that!"
Well boy, look how I wrong. I honestly thought that any Trini worth their tambran balls would see that as a ploy. Car for cash only? No specs, nothing? And don't you inspect the car before you make the decision to buy? I mean, how you know what you gettin? Really man.
It have another one I see for a house for $200,000. Cash only. No area,no name, no nothing, just a number to call. I wonder if anybody will get ketch wid that?
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OMG ..... unbelievable ..... so is 'cat in bag' dem people pullin out wads of cash for??!!! ...... I didn't see de actual ad ..... just read the story bout de bogus ad ...... and who de hell gonna really respond tuh an ad ....... fuh ah house ....... fuh $200,000 cash ...... anyway ...... is left tuh be seen yes! .... but odda dan de 'cash' factor ...... it have houses fuh $200,000??? ..... in Trinidad???!!!!
.... 'worth their tambran balls' ..... LMAO ..... good one!
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I must say ur blog cracks me up! So true with the news stories just today i get an email about winning some money but i afraid to click on it for fear some virus attack my laptop!! However the kidnapping of that Talma lady....there's more to the story than we are led to believe...good job anyway!!
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WELCOME Zee! .... love to see comments from new peeps
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No problem with the talma story. like you i was a bit disturbed by the article but whatever it takes to sell a newspaper i guess..
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