... dat Chill Pill have meh hype!
I wasn't born a cynic ...... living in Trinidad turned me into one!!!
Anyway ...... be warned ...... is real shit I write here ...... is ....
What is all de hullabaloo ...... bout whether we have a dengue outbreak in Trini ....... or not ........ why it is 'they' trying to hide the fact ..... that people died from dengue ...... why de so-an-so ...... dey doh turn dey attention ...... from tryin tuh cover dey arse ..... and instead (as somebody suggested) ..... put de dotish BLIMP (which incidentally is overhead right now) tuh better use ...... and use it tuh spray de whole damn country ....... cuz really and truly ....... dengue or no dengue ..... is rainy season ....... and dem mosquitoes makin ah mas ...... and not no pretty mas either ...... dey disgusting ..... dey everywhere in de air ..... dey in yuh hair ..... in yuh nosehole ...... in yuh clothes ..... in between yuh toes ...... dey in yuh ears ..... buzzin and hummin and tauntin ...... look jus de odda nite ..... three ah dem practically trow meh off meh bed ...... oh gorm Mr. Health Minister ...... do sumtin good fuh ah change nah ....... stop yappin ..... start actin!
so da'is dat ......
Richard Thompson ....... our new pride and joy ...... win Silver at de Olympics ...... YAY!!!! ...... congrats tuh him ...... he make meh feel real proud tuh be ah Trini ..... but tuh tell yuh de truth ....... I never hear bout de man before he win ...... and dis is what does piss meh off! ...... why it is ...... when de Olympics was upon us ....... we didn't even know who was goin tuh Beijing ...... tuh represent us ....... is days after ...... I see some lil small print ting in de papers ..... by which time ...... ting done come and gorn ahready ....... like de shooter who eh make ..... but make ah baby instead ..... wha he name?? ...... Roger Daniel? ...... I cyah even remember! ....... and why it is ..... dey make it look ...... like is only George Bovell and Darryl Brown ...... representin ...... and why it is ..... our Government so reactive ..... what's wit de pronouncement dat ..... Mr. Thompson will be handsomely rewarded ...... and get a fitting welcome back etc. etc. etc. ....... Richard Thompson livin here??? ...... he comin back here wit he medal??? ...... and what exactly de 'reward' go be ...... ah luxury apartment in Westmoorings ..... land up on ah hill ...... ah stadium (which we really need cuz we only have about 50) ....... or maybe he'll get a Promenade ...... which will also be great ...... cuz vagrants always appreciate new living spaces ...... JAH! ....... I fuh one cyah wait tuh see what crap ..... de Government come up wit ...... cuz if is one ting ah know dey good at ....... is BS ...... anyway ..... at least now ah know who Richard Thompson is ...... brotha not bad at all!! *wink*
moving right along ......
So apparently Trinidad students did exceedingly well at the CAPE examinations ...... HELLO? ....... is it not Trinidadian students ...... who leak de papers in de first place ....... dat cause de whole bacchanal ..... of everybody having tuh re-sit de exam ..... which obviously meant ...... more crammin time fuh all ah dem ...... HELLO? ...... wuz de big deal here?! ...... am I missing something?
then there was de Beach House ...... which is in dire need of repairs .......
Now as ah mentioned before ...... all the 'beautiful' people were expected to attend the annual Beach House 'summer' party ..... so not one to disappoint my fans ..... I made an appearance ...... but not because I'm beautiful
...... but because ah get ah 'comp' ..... and whoa ...... ah doh even know where tuh start wit dis one ..... cuz de general rule is ..... FREE = FAB! ...... but fuh some strange unknown reason ...... de party was real crap ....... now mind you ....... ah not sayin de 'party' was crap eh ...... I'm just saying ...... 'I' find it was crap ....... first tuh begin ..... fren and I ..... had no idea what time de party startin ...... so we practically 'open' it ...... we was de welcomin committee ...... when we reach ..... NOBODY was dey ..... ah shame ..... cuz Iz ah gyul does normally walk eeeeen party fashionably late ...... so reachin first ....... was really ah 'first' fuh me ..... but ..... de journey was smooth ..... de parkin was great ...... we had de bar tuh weself ..... which we didn't really take full advantage of ..... cuz we didn't know it was a 'pay fuh yuh drinks' party ...... we tort after payin ah whole $200 (which we eh really pay!) ...... dat it was 'free' drinks ...... so we drink salt ..... oh ..... and samples ..... cuz it had bout 3 sample stalls givin away ting ..... the venue tho ..... was absolutely beautiful ....... the decor was very tasteful ..... it had bout three bars which was enuff ...... one food stall ...... nuff toilet ...... and nuff pools of water hidden in de grass ...... tuh keep yuh occupied ..... cuz as you know ....... it rained everywhere dat day ..... oh and it had dat port-o-floor ting round de bar which was also good ...... BUT LAWD ....... de music ..... fuh about 45 minutes straight ...... de music was some annoying jazz CD ..... I tort I was in de twilight zone ...... tank de lord ..... dat by about 5:00 ...... people started comin ..... and de DJ appeared ....... all in all ..... it was shit ...... mind you ...... ALL the beautiful people really turned up ..... real people ...... real posin ..... real rain ....... and real vibeless! ...... by 8:00 I was out ..... and on to better things (or so I tort) ......
Heaven here I come ......
so anyway ...... being a gyul who does get chain up plenty ..... fren chain meh up ...... tuh go Island People band launch too ...... another setta freeness ....... fuh another supposed 'beautiful' people party! ...... twas to be the launch of their 2009 presentation ....... "HEAVEN ON EARTH" ....... now before ah start on dis one ..... leh meh set de tone ...... JUST WHEN I TORT BEACH HOUSE WAS SHIT! ..... right ...... nice ...... tone set ...... so we reach Island People bout 8:50 pm ...... which was good ...... cuz de presentation of costumes was supposed tuh start at 9:00 ...... de party was held at de Oval ...... so of course yuh know what dat meant ...... no bloody parking ...... cuz odda dan King George ..... no longer being an option ..... at dat hour too ....... ALL de beautiful people woulda done reach de party ..... and done get all de good spots! ...... so anyway ..... we park in ah 'car park' ..... which was really some business place .... dat some pipers was operatin as a 'car park' ..... but it was no scene ..... dey look like decent pipers (LOL) ..... so ah pay meh $20?!! ..... and start tuh head tuh de Oval (which was pretty close) ..... A A ...... as we rounds de corner tuh head eeeeen ...... what I could see ...... but ah big, white monstrosity ....... Island People turn de ground level entrance ....... into a "Stairway to Heaven" ....... now ah know yuh lil confused ...... and ah didn't walk wit meh camera (my bad!) ...... so leh meh explain and explashiate (no not a word) ...... from de pavement ..... yuh had tuh walk up ah tall staircase ...... which by the time we got there ..... was no longer white ...... it was jus 'dutty' ...... then when you got to the top ..... which I assume was Heaven ..... the angels checked tuh make sure dat St. Peter really sen yuh ....... den ...... yuh had tuh walk down some very steep steps ..... tuh finally enter ..... what would actually turn out to be 'Hell' .......
From de time we walk eeeeeen ..... de vibes was nice ...... not too crowded ...... clearly a lot of the 'beautiful' people were still at Beach House ..... and WOW ..... the stage ....... LOVED IT!!!! ....... it was huge ...... and very nicely decorated ...... and what I liked most ...... was its placement ....... it was in the centre of the venue ...... and you could have accessed it from any side ....... well except de side dey block fuh VIP ...... STEUPS ...... ah not even goin tuh go dey ..... 'VIP' need ah whole post fuh itself! ...... anyway the stage was so gorgeous ..... dat it had meh anxious fuh de show ...... de spectacular show which was promised!
Finally ....... at about 9:30 ..... an announcement was made ...... it was time to experience 'Heaven on Earth' ...... so de music starts ...... some real weird ass music ..... and all heads turn to the Heavens ..... cuz guess what ....... the first group of models made their entrance ...... from up above ...... yep ...... not from Heaven tho ....... they were in containers attached to cranes ..... which slowly descended ...... to de weird ass music ...... sooo slow ...... dat yuh coulda comfortably make ah toilet run AND order ah rounds ...... anyway ...... once dat anticlimactic-ness was over ..... they began to shante and sashay on the stage ...... which I think was a moving stage ..... I mean ..... at one point ...... the models were actually stationary ...... but moving ....... apparently there was some kinda conveyor belt kinda crap or sumtin ....... so at certain parts of the stage .... the models didn't even have tuh dance ..... and they really didn't!
De presentation of costumes lasted about an hour ...... but I coulda swear ...... is bout 5 hours I was standing up dey watching costume ..... and I literally mean 'watching' ...... cuz that's pretty much all yuh coulda do ...... de music used fuh de presentation was THE WORSE!!!! ...... so it didn't even inveigle yuh tuh sway tuh it ....... I understand it was some gyul singing "LIVE" ....... so picture dis ...... picture hearing de same five words ...... or moans ...... cuz ah doh tink it was really words! ...... over and over ....... and over ....... and over ....... and over ...... and over ....... and over ...... and over ....... and over ...... and over ...... for about an hour ..... and it was some kinda jazzy sounding shit too!!! ...... FUH HEAVEN'S SAKE I thought ...... and for my ears sake too ..... is ah blasted band launch ...... what was de story ...... wit dat dotish music dat had de models moving in slow motion ..... who de ass does play mas in slow motion ....... I doh know why dey didn't just jam some soca ....... and let de models jus lavvwheeyy deyself and wine down de place ...... wuz de story wit all de theatrics ..... is jus @#*$^% MAS! ...... when yuh have ah beads and bikini band ...... yuh eh need no drama ...... dem beads and bikinis does speak fuh deyself ..... yuh eh need de 'theatre' ...... is not Peter Minshall!!!
Geeeezzzzan rice!! ..... ah love meh Island People eh ..... cuz dat is one creative bunch ....... but it was jus too much 'artiness' fuh me ...... cuz if DAT ....... is what heaven is like ....... I seriously considerin Hell ...... dat presentation was so bloody boring ....... I jus wanted tuh shoot mehself ...... tuh go tuh hell quick ...... up tuh now ....... I doh know ....... what is what ...... cuz nobody was announcing what on de stage or anyting ..... actually ah lie ....... ah tink dat was de 'live singing gyul' purpose ....... but not tuh go over dat again ...... as ah say ahready ...... yuh couldn't understand jack shit she was singing ...... so yuh was just seein models walkin orn (real slow like bloody mimes) ...... and den walking off ...... as at today ..... ah know it have ...... ah yellow section ....... ah pink section ....... ah white section ...... ah brown section ....... ah blue section ....... ah green section ...... oh ...... and ah red section ....... called LOVE ...... where de models began kissing each other ...... on da lips ....... in full view of some lil kiddies carrying what looked like big paper hearts ...... and who were also part of dat particular costume's display ....... VOMIT!!!!!!!! ....... at incorporating chirren in dat shit ...... at de kissing display ..... and at de costume itself ..... why would you want to wear ah big, maco red heart on yuh back whole day ..... den there was a section called Carnival ...... well it had tuh be dem same lil chirren ...... who design dat section ...... talk about basic ....... 'carnival is colour' ....... so dey create ah costume wit 'colour' ..... all de colours of de rainbow ....... now seriously ...... is only ah 'rainbow' could play off dat look ...... how unimaginative!
Anyway ...... its a wrap ...... I have to say ...... I haven't been to ANY other band launches fuh de year ...... and if dis one and only one ...... dat ah end up in ..... is de yardstick ...... sistren go be home fuh de rest ........ unless of course is FREENESS again ..... cuz rule 101 ...... waste not, want not ...... yuh must never waste 'freeness'!!!
and as ah on de topic of entertainment .......
Apparently a new 'someting' ..... lounge, club, brothel?? ...... opened in Sando dis weekend ...... its called Secrets, Live for the Moment! ...... actually ...... dey really callin it a lounge ...... offerin a new experience in clubbing ..... with beds and jacuzzis installed ...... so naturally ...... you see why I am a bit confused ....... as to what it really is! ....... cuz it have these two rooms ...... Private VIP (STEUPS dat acronym again!) ...... one contains a jacuzzi ..... and the other ...... a big ass king size bed ...... dat could accommodate 20 people ...... not de bed ...... but de rooms ..... and for just $6,500 ..... de room is yours ...... de rooms are meant to offer partygoers "PRIVACY" ..... and when asked about the possibility of people ....... using de rooms ....... to conduct sex activities ...... de Manager of de place promptly responded by saying ....... and I quote ...... "Security Guards are posted outside the rooms at all times" ...... LMAO ..... WTF??!!
OK ..... so let's dive rite in ....... what's with the stupid name of this establishment ....... "Secrets, Live for the Moment"??!! ...... HELLO ...... livin fuh de moment wit Secrets ..... sounds like a sure recipe fuh AIDS ...... and how yuh does say is dey yuh going ..... "do you jus say yuh going 'SLM' ....... cuz da'is jus too much words man! ....... den what's up wit dem 'Rooms' ....... if yuh want ah bed ...... and privacy ...... and a jacuzzi ..... den stay tuh @#^$% home! ...... doh bodda tuh go party ...... and de jacuzzi ..... would they be changing the water nightly ..... and if I have $6,500 tuh blow ...... I eh goin South ...... I goin 'away' ..... I goin America or sumtin ...... and wuz up wit de 'security' revelation ..... ah mean is true ...... unprotected sex these days is ah definite no-no ...... so I guess its reassuring to know ...... that the sex will be be protected (by security) ..... and it will be secure ....... PLEASE! ........ dat place eh sounding like no 'LOUNGE' ....... it sounding like one ah dem places ..... where yuh could go an' link up wit ah Colombian ...... yeah ...... one ah dem same ones who does be real limin in South ...... STEUPS ...... Lounge my ass ....... more like orgy joint!!! ...... if only dem speed daters was clued in before! ..... dey coulda pool dey funds ..... and have ah better secret time!
Anyway ...... de CHILL PILL ah take .... muzbe bout 2 hours ago ....... now takin effect ...... so I'm out
Anyway ...... be warned ...... is real shit I write here ...... is ....
- Dengue and dem blasted mosquitoes
- Richard Thompson
- CAPE
- Beach House 'Summer' Party
- Island People Band Launch
- Secrets, Live for the Moment
What is all de hullabaloo ...... bout whether we have a dengue outbreak in Trini ....... or not ........ why it is 'they' trying to hide the fact ..... that people died from dengue ...... why de so-an-so ...... dey doh turn dey attention ...... from tryin tuh cover dey arse ..... and instead (as somebody suggested) ..... put de dotish BLIMP (which incidentally is overhead right now) tuh better use ...... and use it tuh spray de whole damn country ....... cuz really and truly ....... dengue or no dengue ..... is rainy season ....... and dem mosquitoes makin ah mas ...... and not no pretty mas either ...... dey disgusting ..... dey everywhere in de air ..... dey in yuh hair ..... in yuh nosehole ...... in yuh clothes ..... in between yuh toes ...... dey in yuh ears ..... buzzin and hummin and tauntin ...... look jus de odda nite ..... three ah dem practically trow meh off meh bed ...... oh gorm Mr. Health Minister ...... do sumtin good fuh ah change nah ....... stop yappin ..... start actin!
so da'is dat ......
Richard Thompson ....... our new pride and joy ...... win Silver at de Olympics ...... YAY!!!! ...... congrats tuh him ...... he make meh feel real proud tuh be ah Trini ..... but tuh tell yuh de truth ....... I never hear bout de man before he win ...... and dis is what does piss meh off! ...... why it is ...... when de Olympics was upon us ....... we didn't even know who was goin tuh Beijing ...... tuh represent us ....... is days after ...... I see some lil small print ting in de papers ..... by which time ...... ting done come and gorn ahready ....... like de shooter who eh make ..... but make ah baby instead ..... wha he name?? ...... Roger Daniel? ...... I cyah even remember! ....... and why it is ..... dey make it look ...... like is only George Bovell and Darryl Brown ...... representin ...... and why it is ..... our Government so reactive ..... what's wit de pronouncement dat ..... Mr. Thompson will be handsomely rewarded ...... and get a fitting welcome back etc. etc. etc. ....... Richard Thompson livin here??? ...... he comin back here wit he medal??? ...... and what exactly de 'reward' go be ...... ah luxury apartment in Westmoorings ..... land up on ah hill ...... ah stadium (which we really need cuz we only have about 50) ....... or maybe he'll get a Promenade ...... which will also be great ...... cuz vagrants always appreciate new living spaces ...... JAH! ....... I fuh one cyah wait tuh see what crap ..... de Government come up wit ...... cuz if is one ting ah know dey good at ....... is BS ...... anyway ..... at least now ah know who Richard Thompson is ...... brotha not bad at all!! *wink*
moving right along ......
So apparently Trinidad students did exceedingly well at the CAPE examinations ...... HELLO? ....... is it not Trinidadian students ...... who leak de papers in de first place ....... dat cause de whole bacchanal ..... of everybody having tuh re-sit de exam ..... which obviously meant ...... more crammin time fuh all ah dem ...... HELLO? ...... wuz de big deal here?! ...... am I missing something?
then there was de Beach House ...... which is in dire need of repairs .......
Now as ah mentioned before ...... all the 'beautiful' people were expected to attend the annual Beach House 'summer' party ..... so not one to disappoint my fans ..... I made an appearance ...... but not because I'm beautiful
...... but because ah get ah 'comp' ..... and whoa ...... ah doh even know where tuh start wit dis one ..... cuz de general rule is ..... FREE = FAB! ...... but fuh some strange unknown reason ...... de party was real crap ....... now mind you ....... ah not sayin de 'party' was crap eh ...... I'm just saying ...... 'I' find it was crap ....... first tuh begin ..... fren and I ..... had no idea what time de party startin ...... so we practically 'open' it ...... we was de welcomin committee ...... when we reach ..... NOBODY was dey ..... ah shame ..... cuz Iz ah gyul does normally walk eeeeen party fashionably late ...... so reachin first ....... was really ah 'first' fuh me ..... but ..... de journey was smooth ..... de parkin was great ...... we had de bar tuh weself ..... which we didn't really take full advantage of ..... cuz we didn't know it was a 'pay fuh yuh drinks' party ...... we tort after payin ah whole $200 (which we eh really pay!) ...... dat it was 'free' drinks ...... so we drink salt ..... oh ..... and samples ..... cuz it had bout 3 sample stalls givin away ting ..... the venue tho ..... was absolutely beautiful ....... the decor was very tasteful ..... it had bout three bars which was enuff ...... one food stall ...... nuff toilet ...... and nuff pools of water hidden in de grass ...... tuh keep yuh occupied ..... cuz as you know ....... it rained everywhere dat day ..... oh and it had dat port-o-floor ting round de bar which was also good ...... BUT LAWD ....... de music ..... fuh about 45 minutes straight ...... de music was some annoying jazz CD ..... I tort I was in de twilight zone ...... tank de lord ..... dat by about 5:00 ...... people started comin ..... and de DJ appeared ....... all in all ..... it was shit ...... mind you ...... ALL the beautiful people really turned up ..... real people ...... real posin ..... real rain ....... and real vibeless! ...... by 8:00 I was out ..... and on to better things (or so I tort) ......Heaven here I come ......
so anyway ...... being a gyul who does get chain up plenty ..... fren chain meh up ...... tuh go Island People band launch too ...... another setta freeness ....... fuh another supposed 'beautiful' people party! ...... twas to be the launch of their 2009 presentation ....... "HEAVEN ON EARTH" ....... now before ah start on dis one ..... leh meh set de tone ...... JUST WHEN I TORT BEACH HOUSE WAS SHIT! ..... right ...... nice ...... tone set ...... so we reach Island People bout 8:50 pm ...... which was good ...... cuz de presentation of costumes was supposed tuh start at 9:00 ...... de party was held at de Oval ...... so of course yuh know what dat meant ...... no bloody parking ...... cuz odda dan King George ..... no longer being an option ..... at dat hour too ....... ALL de beautiful people woulda done reach de party ..... and done get all de good spots! ...... so anyway ..... we park in ah 'car park' ..... which was really some business place .... dat some pipers was operatin as a 'car park' ..... but it was no scene ..... dey look like decent pipers (LOL) ..... so ah pay meh $20?!! ..... and start tuh head tuh de Oval (which was pretty close) ..... A A ...... as we rounds de corner tuh head eeeeen ...... what I could see ...... but ah big, white monstrosity ....... Island People turn de ground level entrance ....... into a "Stairway to Heaven" ....... now ah know yuh lil confused ...... and ah didn't walk wit meh camera (my bad!) ...... so leh meh explain and explashiate (no not a word) ...... from de pavement ..... yuh had tuh walk up ah tall staircase ...... which by the time we got there ..... was no longer white ...... it was jus 'dutty' ...... then when you got to the top ..... which I assume was Heaven ..... the angels checked tuh make sure dat St. Peter really sen yuh ....... den ...... yuh had tuh walk down some very steep steps ..... tuh finally enter ..... what would actually turn out to be 'Hell' .......
From de time we walk eeeeeen ..... de vibes was nice ...... not too crowded ...... clearly a lot of the 'beautiful' people were still at Beach House ..... and WOW ..... the stage ....... LOVED IT!!!! ....... it was huge ...... and very nicely decorated ...... and what I liked most ...... was its placement ....... it was in the centre of the venue ...... and you could have accessed it from any side ....... well except de side dey block fuh VIP ...... STEUPS ...... ah not even goin tuh go dey ..... 'VIP' need ah whole post fuh itself! ...... anyway the stage was so gorgeous ..... dat it had meh anxious fuh de show ...... de spectacular show which was promised!
Finally ....... at about 9:30 ..... an announcement was made ...... it was time to experience 'Heaven on Earth' ...... so de music starts ...... some real weird ass music ..... and all heads turn to the Heavens ..... cuz guess what ....... the first group of models made their entrance ...... from up above ...... yep ...... not from Heaven tho ....... they were in containers attached to cranes ..... which slowly descended ...... to de weird ass music ...... sooo slow ...... dat yuh coulda comfortably make ah toilet run AND order ah rounds ...... anyway ...... once dat anticlimactic-ness was over ..... they began to shante and sashay on the stage ...... which I think was a moving stage ..... I mean ..... at one point ...... the models were actually stationary ...... but moving ....... apparently there was some kinda conveyor belt kinda crap or sumtin ....... so at certain parts of the stage .... the models didn't even have tuh dance ..... and they really didn't!
De presentation of costumes lasted about an hour ...... but I coulda swear ...... is bout 5 hours I was standing up dey watching costume ..... and I literally mean 'watching' ...... cuz that's pretty much all yuh coulda do ...... de music used fuh de presentation was THE WORSE!!!! ...... so it didn't even inveigle yuh tuh sway tuh it ....... I understand it was some gyul singing "LIVE" ....... so picture dis ...... picture hearing de same five words ...... or moans ...... cuz ah doh tink it was really words! ...... over and over ....... and over ....... and over ....... and over ...... and over ....... and over ...... and over ....... and over ...... and over ...... for about an hour ..... and it was some kinda jazzy sounding shit too!!! ...... FUH HEAVEN'S SAKE I thought ...... and for my ears sake too ..... is ah blasted band launch ...... what was de story ...... wit dat dotish music dat had de models moving in slow motion ..... who de ass does play mas in slow motion ....... I doh know why dey didn't just jam some soca ....... and let de models jus lavvwheeyy deyself and wine down de place ...... wuz de story wit all de theatrics ..... is jus @#*$^% MAS! ...... when yuh have ah beads and bikini band ...... yuh eh need no drama ...... dem beads and bikinis does speak fuh deyself ..... yuh eh need de 'theatre' ...... is not Peter Minshall!!!
Geeeezzzzan rice!! ..... ah love meh Island People eh ..... cuz dat is one creative bunch ....... but it was jus too much 'artiness' fuh me ...... cuz if DAT ....... is what heaven is like ....... I seriously considerin Hell ...... dat presentation was so bloody boring ....... I jus wanted tuh shoot mehself ...... tuh go tuh hell quick ...... up tuh now ....... I doh know ....... what is what ...... cuz nobody was announcing what on de stage or anyting ..... actually ah lie ....... ah tink dat was de 'live singing gyul' purpose ....... but not tuh go over dat again ...... as ah say ahready ...... yuh couldn't understand jack shit she was singing ...... so yuh was just seein models walkin orn (real slow like bloody mimes) ...... and den walking off ...... as at today ..... ah know it have ...... ah yellow section ....... ah pink section ....... ah white section ...... ah brown section ....... ah blue section ....... ah green section ...... oh ...... and ah red section ....... called LOVE ...... where de models began kissing each other ...... on da lips ....... in full view of some lil kiddies carrying what looked like big paper hearts ...... and who were also part of dat particular costume's display ....... VOMIT!!!!!!!! ....... at incorporating chirren in dat shit ...... at de kissing display ..... and at de costume itself ..... why would you want to wear ah big, maco red heart on yuh back whole day ..... den there was a section called Carnival ...... well it had tuh be dem same lil chirren ...... who design dat section ...... talk about basic ....... 'carnival is colour' ....... so dey create ah costume wit 'colour' ..... all de colours of de rainbow ....... now seriously ...... is only ah 'rainbow' could play off dat look ...... how unimaginative!
Anyway ...... its a wrap ...... I have to say ...... I haven't been to ANY other band launches fuh de year ...... and if dis one and only one ...... dat ah end up in ..... is de yardstick ...... sistren go be home fuh de rest ........ unless of course is FREENESS again ..... cuz rule 101 ...... waste not, want not ...... yuh must never waste 'freeness'!!!
and as ah on de topic of entertainment .......
Apparently a new 'someting' ..... lounge, club, brothel?? ...... opened in Sando dis weekend ...... its called Secrets, Live for the Moment! ...... actually ...... dey really callin it a lounge ...... offerin a new experience in clubbing ..... with beds and jacuzzis installed ...... so naturally ...... you see why I am a bit confused ....... as to what it really is! ....... cuz it have these two rooms ...... Private VIP (STEUPS dat acronym again!) ...... one contains a jacuzzi ..... and the other ...... a big ass king size bed ...... dat could accommodate 20 people ...... not de bed ...... but de rooms ..... and for just $6,500 ..... de room is yours ...... de rooms are meant to offer partygoers "PRIVACY" ..... and when asked about the possibility of people ....... using de rooms ....... to conduct sex activities ...... de Manager of de place promptly responded by saying ....... and I quote ...... "Security Guards are posted outside the rooms at all times" ...... LMAO ..... WTF??!!
OK ..... so let's dive rite in ....... what's with the stupid name of this establishment ....... "Secrets, Live for the Moment"??!! ...... HELLO ...... livin fuh de moment wit Secrets ..... sounds like a sure recipe fuh AIDS ...... and how yuh does say is dey yuh going ..... "do you jus say yuh going 'SLM' ....... cuz da'is jus too much words man! ....... den what's up wit dem 'Rooms' ....... if yuh want ah bed ...... and privacy ...... and a jacuzzi ..... den stay tuh @#^$% home! ...... doh bodda tuh go party ...... and de jacuzzi ..... would they be changing the water nightly ..... and if I have $6,500 tuh blow ...... I eh goin South ...... I goin 'away' ..... I goin America or sumtin ...... and wuz up wit de 'security' revelation ..... ah mean is true ...... unprotected sex these days is ah definite no-no ...... so I guess its reassuring to know ...... that the sex will be be protected (by security) ..... and it will be secure ....... PLEASE! ........ dat place eh sounding like no 'LOUNGE' ....... it sounding like one ah dem places ..... where yuh could go an' link up wit ah Colombian ...... yeah ...... one ah dem same ones who does be real limin in South ...... STEUPS ...... Lounge my ass ....... more like orgy joint!!! ...... if only dem speed daters was clued in before! ..... dey coulda pool dey funds ..... and have ah better secret time!
Anyway ...... de CHILL PILL ah take .... muzbe bout 2 hours ago ....... now takin effect ...... so I'm out
gimme oxygen i cyah breath...u r hilarious!!! ""Secrets, Live for the Moment"??!! ...... HELLO ...... livin fuh de moment wit Secrets ..... sounds like a sure recipe fuh AIDS ......" lmfaoooooooo lol
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JJ ..... stay wit me honey ...... breathe in ...... breathe out ....... breathe in ....... breathe out
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LOL i thought it was only me who find that them CAPE students get a lucky break.
Oh yeah LOL at the "beautiful people"...them is something else eh?
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Ah still ketching mehself. You always manage to put ah different spin on things. I from south and when I saw that Secrets $hit, I was like...what de arse, is ah next Villa Capri (Villa is de imfamous place down south dey does raid), just more modern. Oh well, ah sure dey go pull in people.
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Scene ah DYIN!!!!! Girl, how you does end up in these kinda things?!
I find that they coulda spend some money and publicise we Olympic team a little more too. When they announce Richard Thompson at the track I was thinkin "Richard who? He a Trini?" I never see he in my life before!
Lovin your description of Island People launch and yeah, Secrets sounding like a high class Villa Capri in truth!
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wuzdescene, I don't know where you get your imagination from but you would win gold if humor blogging was an Olympic event
The way to handle mosquitoes is to let Baygon be Baygon.
I was among a group of people who pretended to know who Richard Thompson was and how good he could run. He doesn't seem to have the charm of Ato though.
Sample of an unleaked CAPE mathematics exam question:
(1) (a) If 20 people paid a total of $6,500 to rent one orgry room with private security for one night how much did each person pay assuming each person did pay and paid an equal amount? (b) How much would it cost to rent the room for two nights assuming management decided to give a generous 10% frequent user discount? (c) How much would one orgy participant expect to pay to have each action photo of the event not leaked?
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LOL ..... and you would win Silver
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I will call myself the Silver Surfer for now on
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