When it comes tuh grocery shopping ..... ah really doh cater ....... ah tink ah need tuh go to ....... some kinda support group or sumtin ..... cuz I jus doh know what it is I have (or doh have) ...... wit grocery shopping ...... I have it so bad ...... dat is only sheer desperation ........ does cause me tuh end up ....... and today ....... happens to be that day ....... ah doh even have ah Crix .... or crumbs self!!!

So ....... since trying to survive on water ...... is not an option ....... ah make up ah grocery list (cuz if I don't, I buy loads of unnecessary crap!) ...... and start tuh head straight fuh de shower ..... when ah realise de computer orn ...... oooops ...... not good ...... cuz of course ah get sidetrack ..... ah take ah lil detour tuh check meh email ..... and ...... inevitably ...... ah land up on ah few blogs gapin ....... where in mid-read ....... CLICK ....... BEEP ..... CLICK ....... CURRENT GORN!!!! ..... BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP ..... but ..... meh UPS still runnin!

..... so here I am ..... on my computer ....... when I should be in the shower ...... but aye ...... current gorn ....... so yep ...... you guessed it ...... dat mean ...... water gorn too ....... and what else could you do ....... when current gorn ....... rain fallin ....... thunder rollin ...... water goin (or gorn) ...... yuh tummy grumblin ........ and yuh computer ...... is de only ting dat still workin?! ...... BLOG! ...... duh! ...... and yes ..... is bad mind ...... ah bad mind ...... cuz I eh really have nuttin tuh say ...... but dah backup battery right now ....... is good 'juice' ..... tuh help meh .... procrastinate away!!!
 
Half hour later ........ de sun blazin ...... de current come back ...... and de water too ....... tank de Lord .... and Amen!! ...... dat dey didn't go fuh de whole half day (like last week Friday in POS!) ...... anyway ..... I'm as ready as I'll ever be ...... so its off dis computer ....... and on to the grocery ...... cuz ...... if is one ting worse ..... dan going tuh de grocery ...... is going tuh de grocery ....... on a Friday  ....... fortnight ....... after 3:00!!!!