In the news these days .....
After winning the 'prestigious' Brillante award 
..... I seriously considered just resting on my laurels now ..... but yuh know me ...... ah cyah shut up fuh too long! ...... especially after ketchin up on some news today .....
WOW ..... is like .... why did I? ......
No. 1 - Murder/Suicide
Crazy story of de day .....
Imagine ...... 10:45 in de mornin ...... you gorn Royal Castle ...... wit friends ...... tuh enjoy ah box ah dead ...... cuz yuh know Royal Castle have de bess 'dead' around! ..... and ...... minutes later ...... yuh psycho ex-man ...... come eeeen de place ...... start tuh quarrel wit yuh ..... slap yuh up lil bit ..... shoot yuh 6 times ...... den kneel down next tuh yuh lifeless shoot up body ....... start tuh cry ...... shoot heself too ....... and de two of allyuh end up DEAD!!! ...... WTF! ....... and tuh tink .... de man was ah security ...... ah security yuh know!!! ...... wit dat kinda wacko temperament ...... I doh even know what tuh say bout dis scene ...... horrific .... is de only ting dat comes tuh mind ...... at least brudda man had de sense tuh kill heself too tho ..... so da'is one less murderer ...... tuh elude de police and maybe kill again!
No. 2 - President unhappy over rising house prices
Buh wait ..... like President George Maxwell Richards ....... now wake up ..... and smell some coffee ..... apparently Mr. President recently revealed .... that he is ....... unhappy ...... about the rising house prices in Trinbago ..... and the difficulties experienced by citizens to own a home ...... eh? ....... is years now citizens sufferin fuh house ....... he now 'unhappy'!?!?
No. 3 - No space to store dead bodies
Well yes ...... we reach! ..... in de land of de dying ..... where ah funeral home ...... is real big business now ...... business so boomin ...... dat dey startin tuh operate as mortuaries too ...... cuz apparently ....... it eh have no space to store bodies of dead people in Trinbago anymore ...... all dem hospital morgues an dem ..... full up ....... wit ah setta ..... unidentified bodies ...... and unclaimed bodies ...... and bodies waitin fuh autopsies ...... so tings bad all around wit dem hospitals ...... cuz when yuh alive ..... yuh cyah get ah warm bed tuh lie down on ..... and now ..... when yuh dead ...... yuh cyah get ah cold drawer tuh lie down in! ..... hmmmmm!
No. 4 - Judges facing burnout
At the opening ..... of the new 2008-2009 law term ...... the Chief Justice say ...... that Judges facin burnout ..... because of the "superhuman effort" ..... dat dey have tuh put out ..... tuh clear up a backlog of cases ..... he say ...... he plan tuh deal wit de situation ..... by scrapin preliminary enquiries ..... and doin away with Magistrates having tuh deal wit ..... traffic violations .... and liquor licences matters ......
...... now dis is de irony ..... while all dat crap bein blabbed ...... de 'Machel Montano and Friends' case ..... get adjourned again ..... yep ..... fuh de umpteenth time ..... I didn't even realise dat dat case still goin orn ...... apparently Benjai ...... one ah de 'friends' ...... sick ....... so he stuck in London ...... he cyah travel! ...... now why it is de Chief Justice doh scrap dis case too ...... cuz it jus wastin de court time ..... everybody and dey tantie know ..... dat nuttin comin outta dis case ...... it go either drop .... or win ...... by which time .... it go be Carnival again ...... and everybody go be jumpin and wavin and misbehavin ..... while Machel on ah stage bamboozlin ...... and everybody woulda long forgotten ...... dat he tap up anybody ...... or cuss up anybody! ..... Is Carnival!!
.... but back tuh serious business ...... another obvious setta cases tuh scrap ...... well tuh me at least ..... is dem dotish ganja cases ...... again ...... everybody and dey tantie know ..... dat everybody and dey tantie ..... does smoke ganja ..... so all dem lil small timers ..... dat police holin wit lil foil pack an ting ..... makin dem feel like dey doin a good job ...... cuz dey 'crackin down on crime' ...... Pleeeeze ..... waste of de court time!!!
.... but ..... ah know da'is ah moot point ...... so as we on de topic of ganja ..... we might as well get some kix ..... so hear dis one ...... a man get hole on Independence Day ....... fuh possession of ganja ...... so of course ..... he end up in Court ...... in front Magistrate Melvin Daniel (de official trini ganja Magistrate!) ...... and as per usual ...... de Magistrate ask him wuz he scene wit de ganja ..... de man say dat he does take ah lil smoke ...... only on Public Holidays ...... well needless tuh say ...... de Magistrate get very worried ..... at dat revelation ....... cuz as he rightly point out ...... Trinidad have mad public holidays ...... so sayin dat yuh does take ah pull on public holidays alone ...... is like saying yuh is a regular smoker! LOL ...... another dotish story ...... dis time is ah 15 year old ...... he tell de Magistrate ..... he does smoke weed .... cuz it does help him tuh lime wit his friends ...... Grrrrrrr?! ..... clearly he need new friends! LOL .....
...... but all jokes aside ...... it eh no traffic violations or licence matters ...... dat burning out dem Judges ..... is de ganja smokers dat bunnin dem out!
No. 5 - T&TEC
T&TEC recruit 19 students ...... for a 3 1/2 year programme ..... which will train them to become the future linesmen and electricians of the country .......
Thank de Lord ...... light at de end of de tunnel ...... GOD BLESS those students ..... cuz they are T&TEC's only hope now!
No. 6 - The PM and his followers
Dah whole 'no confidence in de PM' motion ...... what dat was really about ...... cuz from day one ...... anybody coulda see .... dat it was bound tuh fail! ...... now ah know dis news old eh ..... but I still tryin tuh understand ..... de turnout at Woodford Square ...... in support of de PM ..... an' ah know dat some people claim ...... dat dey were forced tuh go (or else no paycheck)...... which I actually believe ..... cuz no sane, thinking person woulda go tuh dat voluntarily ...... but den ah had tuh doubt dat theory ...... cuz dat crowd of people ...... was de happiest bunch of people I ever see ....... in attendance at an event ...... supposedly 'under duress'!
No. 7 - Another Psycho Trini Man
Hmmmmm ...... what a twist of fate ...... he douse his wife ..... and mother-in-law ...... wit gasoline ...... set dem on fire ..... and den run away from de scene ....... only tuh get bounce down by a car ....... and run over by two others ...... before gettin picked up by another ...... and later dyin at de hospital ....... hmmmmm! ...... other than the clear irony of this story ....... he was just 24 ...... his wife just 21 ..... married??? ...... at dat age???? ...... now ah doh mean tuh stray from de obvious horror of dis story ...... but at 24 and 21 ..... there's no way ..... you can know dat dat is de person ..... you want tuh spend de rest of your life wit! ...... I wonder ...... is it that realisation ..... that caused this ...... 'til death do us part' scenario?
No. 8 - Poverty is Hell
The things we take for granted ...... my washing machine inside my house ...... but ..... if yuh washing machine outside yuh house ...... in de open ..... i.e. not under shelter or anyting ....... is it necessary that you unplug it after use ...... no seriously ...... I am very clueless here ...... cuz I am still trying to understand how that 11 year old girl ..... got electrocuted ..... while trying to unplug the washing machine in rain ...... I mean ....... I know how it happened ..... but is it that ...... the same way ...... yuh doh put electric tings in water ...... if yuh electric ting is exposed tuh water ..... yuh have tuh unplug it? ....... I doh understand ...... this is an incredibly sad and puzzling story!
No. 9 - Granny (98 years) killed in hit and run!
A 98 year old woman ....... went walking (somewhere) ..... in search of her pension cheque ..... and get knock down ...... she died ...... the car never stopped ...... what a sad, sad story ...... at 98 ...... you not suppose tuh be walkin nowhere ...... you suppose tuh be rockin ..... in yuh rockin chair takin eeen de rain ...... but .... apparently the woman lived alone ....... in a shack overgrown wit bush ..... she had no children ....... and neighbours say ...... she begged for meals ...... and was showing symptoms of senility (HELLO at 98 who wouldn't?!) ..... WOW .... what an awful existence ..... fuh dat poor elderly woman ..... and what a way tuh go ...... just two years short of a century!
No. 10 - On the Sport front
Ato Boldon livin in Trinidad now? ....... I tort he was livin in America ....... whey he come out from ..... all of ah "Trini Olympic Silver Medalists" sudden?! ...... why is he in all the pics wit our new olympic medalists ..... why is he now thinking about coaching the T&T track team ...... why is he not a UNC Senator anymore ..... why it is some people does do ANYTING tuh be in de news ..... and talkin bout those kinds ..... wuz de real scene with Jack Warner and Gary Hunt ..... another two who always in de news ....... fuh no good reason ..... I wish de two ah dem ...... would just battle it out in ah ring or sumtin ...... not that their many public fights aren't entertaining enough ...... but ah lil boxin match or ah lil karate (Gary Hunt is ah karate man!) would be so much better! ...... and still in line wit "Sport"!
No. 11 - Carib Brewery goes Cashless!
....... an' why dey had tuh put out ...... ah whole full page ad ...... jus tuh say dat! ..... OK ..... so dey finally gettin wit de program ...... well ...... welcome to our world Carib Brewery! ...... most Trinis ..... dey ahready ...... yuh know how long now ...... I CASHLESS! ..... yuh know how long now ...... I doh have NO CASH ON BOARD! ..... but thanks fuh dat 'NO CASH' logo tho ...... ah love it ..... ah tink I'll print one ..... and display it on meh car ...... so when pipers and vagrants come around .... ah could just point tuh it ..... heck shit ..... why stop at de car ...... ah tink I'll put one on meh front door too ..... fuh dem periodic Jehovas Witnesses ...... and dem miscellaneous neighbours ...... wit chirren who always have some walkaton or raffle or bar-b-que or sumtin! ...... LOL ..... seriously tho ...... dat declaration by Carib ....... dat dey no longer accepting cash .... and only acceptin cheques and plastic ..... tuh safeguard customers and employees ..... is really an eye opener ..... cuz yuh know it really have more tuh do ..... wit dis crime infested crazy place we livin in ..... dan it have tuh do wit technology!
..... I seriously considered just resting on my laurels now ..... but yuh know me ...... ah cyah shut up fuh too long! ...... especially after ketchin up on some news today ..... WOW ..... is like .... why did I? ......
No. 1 - Murder/Suicide
Crazy story of de day .....
Imagine ...... 10:45 in de mornin ...... you gorn Royal Castle ...... wit friends ...... tuh enjoy ah box ah dead ...... cuz yuh know Royal Castle have de bess 'dead' around! ..... and ...... minutes later ...... yuh psycho ex-man ...... come eeeen de place ...... start tuh quarrel wit yuh ..... slap yuh up lil bit ..... shoot yuh 6 times ...... den kneel down next tuh yuh lifeless shoot up body ....... start tuh cry ...... shoot heself too ....... and de two of allyuh end up DEAD!!! ...... WTF! ....... and tuh tink .... de man was ah security ...... ah security yuh know!!! ...... wit dat kinda wacko temperament ...... I doh even know what tuh say bout dis scene ...... horrific .... is de only ting dat comes tuh mind ...... at least brudda man had de sense tuh kill heself too tho ..... so da'is one less murderer ...... tuh elude de police and maybe kill again!
No. 2 - President unhappy over rising house prices
Buh wait ..... like President George Maxwell Richards ....... now wake up ..... and smell some coffee ..... apparently Mr. President recently revealed .... that he is ....... unhappy ...... about the rising house prices in Trinbago ..... and the difficulties experienced by citizens to own a home ...... eh? ....... is years now citizens sufferin fuh house ....... he now 'unhappy'!?!?
No. 3 - No space to store dead bodies
Well yes ...... we reach! ..... in de land of de dying ..... where ah funeral home ...... is real big business now ...... business so boomin ...... dat dey startin tuh operate as mortuaries too ...... cuz apparently ....... it eh have no space to store bodies of dead people in Trinbago anymore ...... all dem hospital morgues an dem ..... full up ....... wit ah setta ..... unidentified bodies ...... and unclaimed bodies ...... and bodies waitin fuh autopsies ...... so tings bad all around wit dem hospitals ...... cuz when yuh alive ..... yuh cyah get ah warm bed tuh lie down on ..... and now ..... when yuh dead ...... yuh cyah get ah cold drawer tuh lie down in! ..... hmmmmm!
No. 4 - Judges facing burnout
At the opening ..... of the new 2008-2009 law term ...... the Chief Justice say ...... that Judges facin burnout ..... because of the "superhuman effort" ..... dat dey have tuh put out ..... tuh clear up a backlog of cases ..... he say ...... he plan tuh deal wit de situation ..... by scrapin preliminary enquiries ..... and doin away with Magistrates having tuh deal wit ..... traffic violations .... and liquor licences matters ......
...... now dis is de irony ..... while all dat crap bein blabbed ...... de 'Machel Montano and Friends' case ..... get adjourned again ..... yep ..... fuh de umpteenth time ..... I didn't even realise dat dat case still goin orn ...... apparently Benjai ...... one ah de 'friends' ...... sick ....... so he stuck in London ...... he cyah travel! ...... now why it is de Chief Justice doh scrap dis case too ...... cuz it jus wastin de court time ..... everybody and dey tantie know ..... dat nuttin comin outta dis case ...... it go either drop .... or win ...... by which time .... it go be Carnival again ...... and everybody go be jumpin and wavin and misbehavin ..... while Machel on ah stage bamboozlin ...... and everybody woulda long forgotten ...... dat he tap up anybody ...... or cuss up anybody! ..... Is Carnival!!
.... but back tuh serious business ...... another obvious setta cases tuh scrap ...... well tuh me at least ..... is dem dotish ganja cases ...... again ...... everybody and dey tantie know ..... dat everybody and dey tantie ..... does smoke ganja ..... so all dem lil small timers ..... dat police holin wit lil foil pack an ting ..... makin dem feel like dey doin a good job ...... cuz dey 'crackin down on crime' ...... Pleeeeze ..... waste of de court time!!!
.... but ..... ah know da'is ah moot point ...... so as we on de topic of ganja ..... we might as well get some kix ..... so hear dis one ...... a man get hole on Independence Day ....... fuh possession of ganja ...... so of course ..... he end up in Court ...... in front Magistrate Melvin Daniel (de official trini ganja Magistrate!) ...... and as per usual ...... de Magistrate ask him wuz he scene wit de ganja ..... de man say dat he does take ah lil smoke ...... only on Public Holidays ...... well needless tuh say ...... de Magistrate get very worried ..... at dat revelation ....... cuz as he rightly point out ...... Trinidad have mad public holidays ...... so sayin dat yuh does take ah pull on public holidays alone ...... is like saying yuh is a regular smoker! LOL ...... another dotish story ...... dis time is ah 15 year old ...... he tell de Magistrate ..... he does smoke weed .... cuz it does help him tuh lime wit his friends ...... Grrrrrrr?! ..... clearly he need new friends! LOL .....
...... but all jokes aside ...... it eh no traffic violations or licence matters ...... dat burning out dem Judges ..... is de ganja smokers dat bunnin dem out!
No. 5 - T&TEC
T&TEC recruit 19 students ...... for a 3 1/2 year programme ..... which will train them to become the future linesmen and electricians of the country .......
Thank de Lord ...... light at de end of de tunnel ...... GOD BLESS those students ..... cuz they are T&TEC's only hope now!
No. 6 - The PM and his followers
Dah whole 'no confidence in de PM' motion ...... what dat was really about ...... cuz from day one ...... anybody coulda see .... dat it was bound tuh fail! ...... now ah know dis news old eh ..... but I still tryin tuh understand ..... de turnout at Woodford Square ...... in support of de PM ..... an' ah know dat some people claim ...... dat dey were forced tuh go (or else no paycheck)...... which I actually believe ..... cuz no sane, thinking person woulda go tuh dat voluntarily ...... but den ah had tuh doubt dat theory ...... cuz dat crowd of people ...... was de happiest bunch of people I ever see ....... in attendance at an event ...... supposedly 'under duress'!
No. 7 - Another Psycho Trini Man
Hmmmmm ...... what a twist of fate ...... he douse his wife ..... and mother-in-law ...... wit gasoline ...... set dem on fire ..... and den run away from de scene ....... only tuh get bounce down by a car ....... and run over by two others ...... before gettin picked up by another ...... and later dyin at de hospital ....... hmmmmm! ...... other than the clear irony of this story ....... he was just 24 ...... his wife just 21 ..... married??? ...... at dat age???? ...... now ah doh mean tuh stray from de obvious horror of dis story ...... but at 24 and 21 ..... there's no way ..... you can know dat dat is de person ..... you want tuh spend de rest of your life wit! ...... I wonder ...... is it that realisation ..... that caused this ...... 'til death do us part' scenario?
No. 8 - Poverty is Hell
The things we take for granted ...... my washing machine inside my house ...... but ..... if yuh washing machine outside yuh house ...... in de open ..... i.e. not under shelter or anyting ....... is it necessary that you unplug it after use ...... no seriously ...... I am very clueless here ...... cuz I am still trying to understand how that 11 year old girl ..... got electrocuted ..... while trying to unplug the washing machine in rain ...... I mean ....... I know how it happened ..... but is it that ...... the same way ...... yuh doh put electric tings in water ...... if yuh electric ting is exposed tuh water ..... yuh have tuh unplug it? ....... I doh understand ...... this is an incredibly sad and puzzling story!
No. 9 - Granny (98 years) killed in hit and run!
A 98 year old woman ....... went walking (somewhere) ..... in search of her pension cheque ..... and get knock down ...... she died ...... the car never stopped ...... what a sad, sad story ...... at 98 ...... you not suppose tuh be walkin nowhere ...... you suppose tuh be rockin ..... in yuh rockin chair takin eeen de rain ...... but .... apparently the woman lived alone ....... in a shack overgrown wit bush ..... she had no children ....... and neighbours say ...... she begged for meals ...... and was showing symptoms of senility (HELLO at 98 who wouldn't?!) ..... WOW .... what an awful existence ..... fuh dat poor elderly woman ..... and what a way tuh go ...... just two years short of a century!
No. 10 - On the Sport front
Ato Boldon livin in Trinidad now? ....... I tort he was livin in America ....... whey he come out from ..... all of ah "Trini Olympic Silver Medalists" sudden?! ...... why is he in all the pics wit our new olympic medalists ..... why is he now thinking about coaching the T&T track team ...... why is he not a UNC Senator anymore ..... why it is some people does do ANYTING tuh be in de news ..... and talkin bout those kinds ..... wuz de real scene with Jack Warner and Gary Hunt ..... another two who always in de news ....... fuh no good reason ..... I wish de two ah dem ...... would just battle it out in ah ring or sumtin ...... not that their many public fights aren't entertaining enough ...... but ah lil boxin match or ah lil karate (Gary Hunt is ah karate man!) would be so much better! ...... and still in line wit "Sport"!
No. 11 - Carib Brewery goes Cashless!
....... an' why dey had tuh put out ...... ah whole full page ad ...... jus tuh say dat! ..... OK ..... so dey finally gettin wit de program ...... well ...... welcome to our world Carib Brewery! ...... most Trinis ..... dey ahready ...... yuh know how long now ...... I CASHLESS! ..... yuh know how long now ...... I doh have NO CASH ON BOARD! ..... but thanks fuh dat 'NO CASH' logo tho ...... ah love it ..... ah tink I'll print one ..... and display it on meh car ...... so when pipers and vagrants come around .... ah could just point tuh it ..... heck shit ..... why stop at de car ...... ah tink I'll put one on meh front door too ..... fuh dem periodic Jehovas Witnesses ...... and dem miscellaneous neighbours ...... wit chirren who always have some walkaton or raffle or bar-b-que or sumtin! ...... LOL ..... seriously tho ...... dat declaration by Carib ....... dat dey no longer accepting cash .... and only acceptin cheques and plastic ..... tuh safeguard customers and employees ..... is really an eye opener ..... cuz yuh know it really have more tuh do ..... wit dis crime infested crazy place we livin in ..... dan it have tuh do wit technology!
Ato is based in Florida... and he is one of Thorpedo's Managers...
and when u print the stickers for the car/house link me with a couple...
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of course I'll link yuh up
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Back when yuh couldnt spell 4x100 Ato was setting it up and putting Richard on anchor. He has always been behind the scenes with them. Back when you didn't know who Richard Thompson was Ato was managing him and grooming him for success so try to hide yuh ignorance 'lil bit as though Ato trying to hang on to be famous. Where, in Trinidad? lolol. How stupid. Yeah he leave NBC to come TNT to be famous.
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OK Ato ...... ooops ah mean Asylum ..... don't get yuh panties all in a bunch now ...... thanks fuh de info ...... and welcome tuh de scene ...... where ...... if you're only now joining ...... you will soon reaslise ...... dat yes ...... I am an idiot ....... I am ignorant ..... and I am stupid ..... so be warned ..... you may not want to return ...... trust me ..... dis crap is WAY below your intelligence ...... I know ...... I write it!
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Yeah Asylum! Ah like gyuls like you! Yuh respond like ah real Trini woman, defending she man. Women, take note! Dat is how yuh should treat yuh man. Written as only a woman could. Wuzdescene! If yuh don't know, now yuh know!
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Carib is on to something and every potential Carib Truck Robber will obviously inform and educate themselves before acting. I think Kiss and the corn curls people will have to be even more on the alert.
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I have an Ato Boldon autograph somewhere and I got it while he was shopping in Radical Designs some years ago. I think Ato will make a good coach but he may make an even better entertainer.
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I think being old must be terrifying. The useless in society will always go after easy prey and pensioners will always have that at the back of their minds. Suppose you get to that age and don't have anyone around you can trust then going to get your pension money for yourself might be the only option. It's sad what some old people have to go through.
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If you can't get them to like you then you can pay them to as as if they do.
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T&TEC is investing in our future and that is somewhat shocking.
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The Judiciary in TnT is a joke and it seems that Judges and Lawyers play the game called Adjournment very well. I don't know the answer to this one but if a "good" lawyer takes on too many cases and for some reason cannot be at two places at once then does the Judge adjourn the trial or trials to accommodate the lawyer?
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I think the saddest story here ..... IS really the one about the old lady ..... cuz I DO think about getting to that age ..... well not 98 exactly ...... but gettin old generally ...... and not having anybody to 'protect' me ..... or take care of me ..... its very scary ...... cuz the elderly in this country ..... are treated terribly!
LOL @ T&TEC shocking! .... fuh real eh ..... it shock me too
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and in de news today.....yuh leave out where dey break een de house of a 76 year old grandmother and raped her.....if dat aint disgustin I doh know what is.....I hope dey cheney fall off fuh no reason.....and de cashless part for Carib have to do with the trucks that collect cash for beers at Bars and Pubs....so now dey (de bar owners)have to go to de bank and get an official cheque....now dey will get rob because the tiefer man lookin at dem OR dey have to tell patrons no cash.... only plastic....what a vicious cycle
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Samba gyul .... ah does have tuh leave out some ah dem wack stories ...... cuz if I don't .... it go be ..... like me rewritin de entire newspaper ...... but yes ...... I saw that story ...... disgusting indeed!!!
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'Scene girl, I might have beat you to the electric fence but I was dreading the piece that would have come out of me about the Royal Castle/Old Lady who get knocked down et al. Now that would have been a really DARK place. WTF!
Oh, and for Asylum information, he getting his A's mixed up, he meant to say is Ashwin Creed who pushed Richard Thompson on his way, Sure Ato has dropped in from time to time to support the relay boys. I wonder if Asylum know is Marc Burns, Darrel Brown, Dion Rodriguez and Kevin Straker, who were the original "Hot 100" Team. It eventually became Marc, Darrel, Dion and Aaron Armstrong and is only in the last year and a half that Richard Thompson really come into his own and became a part of the team. Is Ashwin Creed tell the man family he had to pick between Football and Track and then start to work with him.
More power to Ato that he's taking an interest, but I hear that before from him, in his house, at various sporting meets etc after the last Olympics.
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Re: Royal Castle - ah know ah late eh, but ah jes get dis tory here. I hear from the fella brudder, (who is a police with SAUTT)that the child wasn't too right in he head. What happen was the gyul leave him long time, but when she and she man brokes she would call him, soften him up with ah lil "doo-doo, darlin" and ask for money. The chile really did love she eh, and again, he wasn't too right in he head, so he used to give she every time. Apparently he get tired of being she bank and decide to deal with she..and she man..and odder people who used to bother him. So he take the brother (privately owned) licensed gun, load it wid some hollow points and wait fuh she to call for money again. He tell she meet him in Royal Castle and ...well...yuh know how the story goes from there. He didn't plan tuh kill heself until after he deal with everybody on the list, but it look like plan change dey. He brudder takin it real hard, hard.
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