Ah know ah lapsin ...... but I been out and about de past few days ..... tryin tuh gauge how far meh ..... $100 premium gas could take meh ..... yeah ah went tuh de gas station ...... put half tank premium ...... and it come up tuh $100 ..... quarter of which ...... bun out de nex day ..... jus runnin round town alone! ..... anyway .... dis one's a quickie ...... cuz ah doh really have too much talk time rite now ..... jus had tuh share these wit ya ......




..... since de time ah had rant about Toyota orf key service ...... allyuh would know by now ..... dat is Toyota I drivin ......  anyway ..... when de premium gas had increase ..... my neighbour who does drive ah Audi (a real bad ass one!) ...... tell meh ..... dat is no scene tuh use Super in my car ..... because he does use Super in he Super Audi ..... however ..... in yesterday's papers now ...... Toyota effectively buss my Super bubble ..... cuz it turns out ...... according tuh dem ...... and my Owner's Manual (which ah never read) ..... I really should be using premium ...... well I reach ....... my car too Super ..... fuh Super!!





..... is it because WASA doh seem tuh have 2020 vision ...... dat dey feel EVERYBODY doh have 20/20 vision ..... cuz dis eh de first time I see dis ....... i.e. de same ad ...... twice! ....... I read 3 papers yesterday ...... and dat same ad ...... appearin as ah twin ..... in all de papers ...... why ..... is dat some kinda advertising thingy!?





..... dis one crack meh up ...... cuz there's that annoying standard apology again ..... but wit ah slight twist ...... Freudian slip maybe ...... Any Convenience Caused Is Regretted ..... LOL ....... and what's up wit de initial caps?!





...... so de Chef of Chinese Cuisine ...... would have to ....... work in heat for long WEEKENDS, particularly at nights and weekends ...... and de Chefs of Italian and Latin American Cuisine ...... would have to ..... work in heat for long HOURS particularly at nights and weekends!





Talk about wrong timin ...... Scooterz eh know dat ...... now is not de time (as in these days) ...... tuh talk bout ting goin down de drain ...... cuz rite now ...... nuttin eh goin down my drain ...... not water ..... not my day ...... nuttin .......





LOL ...... Unsuitable applications would be acknowledged ...... ah like dis one ...... is only fair ..... cuz unsuitable applicants had tuh write dey unsuitable application and mail it too ...... jus like everybody else ..... so why dey too cyah get ah 'blank' reply or sumtin ..... and how do you prove ..... dat yuh honest and dependable?!





Dis is jus one of de daily mandatory ganja stories ...... note who de Magistrate is again ...... Melvin Daniel ...... what amazes me wit ganja stories ...... is dat there's never a repeat of the excuses ..... they're always 'new' ...... this one is funny ..... cuz his first 'excuse' was wack ..... and then he changed it ...... to an equally wack setta crap ......





Hmmmm ...... a marriage proposal ...... in de papers ....... like ah ad ....... Romantic ....... or ....... Risky?





Allyuh ever see dis ad ...... TSTT really approve dis? ...... yuh need tuh read de text ...... den tell meh if yuh tink ..... brotha was de best model tuh go wit dat text ...... first tuh begin ....... brotha lookin like he high on someting ...... wit he 5 o'clock shadow ..... makin him look like bout 40 ...... den de nex ting ...... why is brotha still living wit mummy and daddy and baby brother ...... and why he not lookin fuh gyuls like he lil brother ...... instead of runnin home tuh play games ..... I doh know ..... some tings bout dis ad just WRONG ...... which I guess is what makes it RIGHT ....... cuz here I am talking about it!!





Look who lovin TEXTING now ...... could you believe dis one ...... you can now text your electricity troubles to T&TEC ..... fuh de month of October ...... well I stayin tuned tuh Oct 2 when it start ...... cuz yuh know SOMEBODY system goin an crash ..... no not T&TEC ...... dey does done crash ahready ..... ah mean dem texting providers ..... TSTT and Digicel ..... cuz de amount ah texts ..... dat go be flying left right and centre ..... someting bound tuh overload ..... and den CRASH! ...... current gorn!!





No current AGAIN ...... on Tuesday, September 30 ...... fuh ah whole 4 hours ...... STEUPS ...... and de TEXTING ting startin Oct 2!!!





Trinidad and Tobago Murder Toll from 2001 to yesterday ..... I doh even know what tuh say here ..... cuz dem figures lookin more like cricket scores ...... not murders!!!