Is now 4:42 am ..... October 8 ...... and I ..... on my blog! ....... WHY???? ...... cuz ah jus reach home ....... ALIVE! ....... and shaken!! ...... cyah sleep!!

Fuh ah few days now ...... Dwayne Bravo been harassin meh (via de daily newspapers) ....... tuh come tuh he birthday party in Zen ...... so on Monday ..... ah finally decide tuh pick up meh invite from de Express ......





Now I doh normally go birthday party dat advertise in de papers eh .... but HELLO ..... when yuh have Beenie Man starrin ...... I dey ..... so meh gyul who have de real links ...... and like Beenie Man too ..... organise de scene .....

....... we reach down Zen ...... at 11:30 pm ..... and de place was done ram ...... or so I tort ...... turns out ...... EVERYBODY was outside de club ...... still waiting tuh get eeen ...... oh gosh ....... but ah jumpin de gun ...... so as ah was sayin ..... we reach early ........ so parkin was real nice ........ we get ah park right by Memorial Square ....... under nuff street lights ..... but ..... yuh know dese days ...... yuh hadda be double cautious ..... so after lockin up tight ..... we fren wit de security man lil bit ...... just tuh make sure he know ....... is we car tuh watch good!! ...... so once de 'car safe' mission was accomplished ...... we start tuh head towards Zen ....... well as we rounds de corner ...... if you see gruntas ...... one setta people like dey get de invite too ..... but ..... lucky fuh we ...... de VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE we are ..... de VIP entrance was no scene ......

So we inside de party ....... which was lil empty ....... cuz remember ..... de whole ah Trinidad was still outside ....... waiting tuh get eeeen ....... ah scene dat dey does create ..... tuh generate lil hype ...... so when people passin outside de club ..... dey go say ....... WHEY BUH LIKE DE PARTY SCORE IS BESS WE GO TOO!!! ..... anyway ...... so because de club was kinda empty ...... yuh gyul had tuh buy ah drink herself ..... OMG! ....... cuz yuh know us gyuls ...... it always have some dude in de party ...... very willing tuh buy yuh ah drink ...... but HE (whoever de lucky dude woulda been) didn't reach yet ....... so wit cold Stag in hand ...... party groovin ..... me and meh gyul ....... stan up in ah corner ..... checkin out who comin in ....... and getting real kix off ah some outfits ...... cuz ghetto was de order of de nite ....... sistas was out!!!!

Anyway ..... in two-twos de party full up ....... nobody cyah see Dwayne Bravo yet tho ...... but de party nice ...... me and fren ...... end up meetin some fellas ..... who working offshore ...... so dem .... was on dey two weeks off ..... and like dey was just glad tuh see woman ....... and evidently so was the cash in their pockets ..... needless tuh say ...... drinks start tuh flow like water ......
 
..... bout 1:10 am now Cecile come orn ....... now as far as female dancehall artistes go ..... she is definitely de bess lookin ....... she come out in a nice, slinky, sparkley black dress ....... dat had dem ground floor gruntas tizzick ...... however ..... odda dan de outfit ...... no impact ...... she fall flat ...... den at some point ..... muzbe tuh pump back up her performance ...... she bring on some man from de crowd ..... who practically stole her show ..... yep ...... de man ...... mash up de dance ..... well Cecile now ...... when she make out what was takin place ...... she trow de man off de stage ..... and continued her repertoire ...... dat really wasn't all dat ...... actually it was kinda boring ..... so it was music tuh my ears ..... when Trevlyn (96.1 DJ) come orn ...... and announce dat dey eh sticking ....... next up is Bunji Garlin ......

YAY ...... who wants tuh see Bunji fuh de umpteenth time ..... not me ...... but watch meh ....... de boy turn out tuh be quite entertaining ....... altho at some points he get ah lil crude ...... but whatever ..... my head was nice ....... everything at dat point was nice ....... so Bunji do he do ....... sing all he hits like Fiery, and Uptown Fete, Downtown Fete, Fire Fete, Wasa Fete etc. etc. etc. ...... he even bring orn .... Denise Belfon ....... who mash up too ...... and some man called someting 'Rankin' ...... an ah tink his wife came on too ....... but I immune tuh her ..... so ah not sure if she was really on de stage singing ...... tuh tell yuh de trute ....... I didn't even realise Bunji whole session done ..... all I start tuh hear is ...... Happy Birthday to you ...... and Dwayne Bravo was on de stage ...... right alongside Beenie Man .......

POW POW ....... tank de lord ....... Beenie Man was on ....... well if allyuh see Beenie Man outfit ....... yuh have tuh go check it out on Triniscene some time ...... Beenie Man come out wit he hair all wrapped up ...... in a bun ....... wit a canary yellow shirt ...... wit kinda big puff sleeves ..... and a black on black plaid waistcoat ..... wit a equestrian kinda pants ....... dat real fat from he thighs tuh he knees ...... and den gunmout de ress ...... wit black on black plaid socks up tuh he knees (tuh match de waistcoat) ..... and black shoes ....... de outfit alone was gorn clear ...... completely off de radar ....... now Iz ah REAL Beenie Man fan ..... so he could do no wrong ..... he come ..... he sing ...... he dance ..... he talk (in his beautiful Jamaican accent!) ...... he entertain ........ he was da bomb ........ it even had ah part where he sing wit Bunji ...... ah kinda free style scene ...... well dat was even bomber ...... but wait ...... ah tink is Beenie Man who bring orn Denise Belfon yes! ...... anyway ...... he wrap he session bout 4:10 pm ....... he was good ....... I thoroughly enjoyed!!!

So de picture on de screens finally fade out ....... cuz is de screens I was watchin de show from ...... and de music start tuh pump louder ...... so me an fren decide ..... we go take one lass drink ...... and den ride out ....... cuz we realise ..... dat as de show done ....... ah setta people we know ...... start tuh appear in de VIP ...... like dey was on de ground floor takin eeeen de show ...... so anyway ....... we dere chillin ...... vibesin ...... meetin and greetin said people we eh see fuh de whole night ..... and didn't even know was dey ...... when SCREAM, RUN, SCATTER!!!!

FIGHT!!!!!!!!!

Now in all my years of goin Zen ...... I never once see fight in dey ...... worse again ...... amongst de VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE ...... I didn't even know what was going orn ..... all I know ...... is one ah dem same offshore fellas ...... jus grab me ...... and start tuh run ...... I doh even tink my feet were on de ground ...... I was jus feelin myself gliding along de wall ..... right up until we reach eeeen de Champagne Room ..... by which time ...... all de lights come orn ....... and people still scattering ...... I was in ah daze ....... I was in ah  @#$%&  twilight zone ....... by de time I ketch myself ........ is because man running out de club drippin wit blood ....... and security still trying tuh figure out what just happen ..... bruddas trying tuh calm down dey bredrens who in de fight ...... my fren get lost in de waylay maylay ....... and she had my car keys ....... den de security come an tell us ...... dey locking de doors tuh de champagne room ...... so we had tuh go outside in de corridor ...... where I finally found fren ....... who was shouting at the top of her voice ....... SCENE .... LET US GO!!!!! ....... same time now ....... ah group ah security mumblin wit each other ..... right in front ah we ....... saying dat when dey having dance 'like dat' ....... dey really should have Police in de dance ..... blah, blah, blah .......

....... anyway ...... once fren and I were reunited ...... we immediately made our way down the steps ...... carefully maneuvering the blood spots ..... on each step (cuz I had orn ah new shoes) ..... people was all outside de club ...... all over de pavement ........ in de road ...... cars everywhere ....... traffic ...... den some idiot put orn he siren ...... I doh even tink he was ah Police ....... macos was still jibbin around ..... and strangely enuff ...... like de party was still swingin on de ground floor!!!!

Now allyuh really make out wha happen here ..... Zen is like ah real toppa top club ..... I would say in the Caribbean (altho dey like tuh say in de World!) ..... on top ah dat ...... is not general we was in yuh know ....... is VIP ....... so imagine you cyah even go ah VIP now ...... without shit happening???!!!! ...... VIP!! ..... ah section in party dat is perceived tuh be 'safer' ....... so where de hell really SAFE in dis place!!! ...... Trinidad real gorn tru ..... fuh tru yes!