.... callin TSTT
About an hour ago ...... ah get ....... ah jokey text message ..... from TSTT ...... and yeah ..... it take meh ah whole hour tuh decide ...... if tuh write dis ..... cuz about two years ago ...... I made an agreement with myself ...... tuh not waste any more of my life ...... on crappin ..... on TSTT ..... but oh shit man ...... ah had tuh lift de ban ..... cuz dat text message fuh real?!?!

By now ....... you will no doubt have heard ....... about the man ....... who was attacked and robbed (at his home on Monday) ...... by two idiots ..... who claimed tuh be TSTT employees ..... jus droppin by tuh make ah lil 'house call' ...... tuh sort out ah lil 'cross line' .......
I assume ....... dat because of who the victim is ...... and because of de area ...... dat de incident took place ...... Woodbrook again!!! ....... TSTT ...... wit dey usual delayed reaction MO ...... get ah bout of corporate conscience (ah whole 3 days later!) ...... and decide tuh advise EVERYBODY who have ah cell phone ...... of precautions tuh take regarding service visits by TSTT personnel ..... I guess those who eh have no cell ...... could expect de same soon ...... in de newspapers ...... or on de TV ...... and maybe on de radio ......
..... but what dey mean "look for our uniforms" ...... what havin orn ah TSTT uniform have tuh do wit anyting ..... one of de bandits DID have orn a TSTT uniform ...... and one of de bandits DID have ah TSTT ID ...... and one of de bandits even had ah TSTT Diary!!! ...... de only ting dey didn't have is ah TSTT Directory!
...... and what de heck ...... does "If unsure pls call 824-8788" mean??? ....... allyuh ever call dat number ...... allyuh ever get tru tuh talk tuh ah human ...... cuz by de time somebody answer DAT CALL ...... de bandit woulda done lick you up ...... and yuh house contents ...... and let's fuh argument sake ...... say ....... yuh actually get tru ...... what number yuh does press ...... cuz yuh know is a dotish automated answering system ...... so what number yuh does press tuh say yuh 'UNSURE' ..... STEUPS ...... I doh know nobody ..... who ever felt 'SURE' ..... after callin 824-8788 a.k.a. 824-TSTT .......
TSTT ...... Scene calling here ...... come nah man ...... allyuh cyah be fuh real!! ...... PLEASE ...... stop sending me dotish text messages ...... dat I can't 'appropriately' reply to!!!
PS: .... and while I talkin bout one setta idiots (TSTT) ...... another one (De Commish) on de news ...... saying he and he boys ..... willin tuh assist gang members turn dey life 'around' ...... around where? ..... not Diego!?
By now ....... you will no doubt have heard ....... about the man ....... who was attacked and robbed (at his home on Monday) ...... by two idiots ..... who claimed tuh be TSTT employees ..... jus droppin by tuh make ah lil 'house call' ...... tuh sort out ah lil 'cross line' .......
I assume ....... dat because of who the victim is ...... and because of de area ...... dat de incident took place ...... Woodbrook again!!! ....... TSTT ...... wit dey usual delayed reaction MO ...... get ah bout of corporate conscience (ah whole 3 days later!) ...... and decide tuh advise EVERYBODY who have ah cell phone ...... of precautions tuh take regarding service visits by TSTT personnel ..... I guess those who eh have no cell ...... could expect de same soon ...... in de newspapers ...... or on de TV ...... and maybe on de radio ......
..... but what dey mean "look for our uniforms" ...... what havin orn ah TSTT uniform have tuh do wit anyting ..... one of de bandits DID have orn a TSTT uniform ...... and one of de bandits DID have ah TSTT ID ...... and one of de bandits even had ah TSTT Diary!!! ...... de only ting dey didn't have is ah TSTT Directory!
...... and what de heck ...... does "If unsure pls call 824-8788" mean??? ....... allyuh ever call dat number ...... allyuh ever get tru tuh talk tuh ah human ...... cuz by de time somebody answer DAT CALL ...... de bandit woulda done lick you up ...... and yuh house contents ...... and let's fuh argument sake ...... say ....... yuh actually get tru ...... what number yuh does press ...... cuz yuh know is a dotish automated answering system ...... so what number yuh does press tuh say yuh 'UNSURE' ..... STEUPS ...... I doh know nobody ..... who ever felt 'SURE' ..... after callin 824-8788 a.k.a. 824-TSTT .......
TSTT ...... Scene calling here ...... come nah man ...... allyuh cyah be fuh real!! ...... PLEASE ...... stop sending me dotish text messages ...... dat I can't 'appropriately' reply to!!!
PS: .... and while I talkin bout one setta idiots (TSTT) ...... another one (De Commish) on de news ...... saying he and he boys ..... willin tuh assist gang members turn dey life 'around' ...... around where? ..... not Diego!?
Actually Scene TSTT technicians now have different uniforms to the ones they were wearing all these years now. You probably saw them but did not realise, its not the same ones with the blue with white collar, purple with black colour and black with white colour and real technicians do not or really are not supposed to be wearing those again. Also they have new ids that are not the laminated kind but on hard plastic with picture, first name in bigger font under the picture with the surname in smaller font below. So yeah you can spot the difference. I'm sure the guys who broke into the house in Woodbrook were counting on the public not knowing this and were using the old uniform and ids.
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Blue ..... like is TSTT you wukin
...... and de uniform and ID ting ...... was just 1/3 of de peeve eh ...... callin 824-TSTT!! was de rest ...... the audacity of TSTT tuh advise customers tuh call dat number ..... if dey in doubt ...... DAT NUMBER IS DE WORSE NUMBER YUH COULD EVER CALL ...... DAT NUMBER IS DE NUMBER TO FUTILITY ...... and crapaud smoke yuh pipe ...... if yuh actully get orn tuh de Help Desk from India!!! ....... ah time I call dat number ..... and was 'holding on' ..... fuh about 20 minutes ...... yeah ..... dotish me ...... stay on de phone de whole time ...... just tuh see how long it would take fuh somebody tuh answer .....
but other than dis whole impostor scene ...... I didn't understand either ...... how dat man ...... actually let eeeen dem two bandits ..... I doh let NOBODY in my house ...... as a matter of fact ...... when people come knockin on my door ..... I does talk tuh dem tru de walls ...... dey doh see me ...... I doh see dem ....... dey does jus hear ah voice ..... cuz if I know ...... I eh report nuttin ...... den what yuh coming tuh my house for ...... everybody know ...... dat in dis day an age ....... wit crime as it is ..... in Trinbago ...... NOBODY is tuh be trusted .....
Perhaps TSTT could practice what dey preach also ....... and 'call first' (of course on yuh cell) ........ when dey sendin people tuh yuh house!
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hahaha yeah that 824-TSTT number is really a trip, but strangely enough I usually get through with no problem at all.
Some people are very trusting still even after reading and listening to the news daily, which is unbelievable. They don't think it could ever happen to them, so are really not as suspicious as those of us who freaking well know it bloody well could happen to us. Sometimes paranoia is a blessing in disguise.
Girl, you know how long TSTT stop using that hehe
Soooo you set up a date yet
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Check out today's Express Editorial .... is de same ting ah sayin .....
http://www.trinidadexpress.com/index.pl/article_opinion?id=161392053
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Dat is d bes blog ah read dis week !
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Thanks viekevie ...... Welcome tuh de scene ...... and your name is de bess name ah see fuh de week
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