Ah jus finish macoin some blogs ...... and Wagonist boy ..... yuh inspire dis post today ....... well not you exactly ...... but yuh post of dat video ..... wit Shurwayne Winchester and Maxi Priest ..... cuz coincidentally ...... I saw the video ...... just this weekend ..... and could not believe ...... dat Shurwayne an all ..... get caught up in dat ikat foolishness! ...... so ah say .... yuh know what ...... leh meh handle dis scene one time ...... along wit some odda scenes dat ah see ..... in de papers .....



   

LAWD ..... is ah few months now ah want tuh crap on dis eh ....... cuz why Trinis so follow fashion! ...... why it is we have no identity ...... no sense of style ...... cuz what de arse Trinis doin ..... wearin scarf round dey neck ..... IN TRINIDAD ..... tuh block out mosquito from makin hickey!!! ...... *SIGH* ..... and Iz ah Trini ..... so fuh me ..... is ah neck scarf ..... but fuh those who feel dey 'fashionable' ...... its also known as ah ...... Ikat ...... well HELLO ..... in Trini ..... dat name couldn't be more appropriate ..... cuz da'is exactly what Trinis does look like ...... when dey wear dat shit in Trinidad ..... AH CYAT!!!





HAVE FAITH?!?!? ...... I have FAITH ...... in God ....... I also have a FAITH ..... which was given tuh me at baptism ...... and I have FAITH ...... HILL (yes ah have her CD) ..... so what FAITH exactly ...... is our Prime Minister ....... de Father of de Nation ..... askin us tuh have ..... he fuh real????!!!





..... this story is so UNBELIEVABLE!!! ...... dat ah had tuh post de actual story! ..... now I really been noticin ..... dat some cars sportsin ah different kinda number plate eh ....... but I jus put it down as ...... Trinis again ..... tryin tuh be different ...... trying tuh stand out ...... I CYAH BELIEVE ...... dat is ah whole $500 ..... dat said dotish Trinis ...... had tuh fork out ..... tuh acquire said number plates ..... and dat dey know it ILLEGAL ...... and dey still puttin dem orn!!!


 



..... ah doh have ah actual pic (yet) ...... of de Trini version ..... but that is what they look like ..... wuz de whole pips tho??!!! ..... I doh see anyting big wit dem ...... is it de lil blue edge dat Trinis like ...... or is it dat Trinis ..... like tuh ..... live on de edge ..... wit tryin different illegal tings ..... jus tuh see if dey could get away wit it!!!???





Remember de story ....... bout de Police Sergeant who get shoot by he house ...... after conducting ah raid in Beetham Gardens? ..... well dat is ah sketch of de alleged 'shooter' ...... now what I want tuh know is dis ..... when he see he picture in de papers ..... just like everybody else .... and he take off de bandana ..... and he draw back eeeen he eyebrows (one of the identifiers) ..... and he clean up he 5 o'clock shadow ..... and maybe shave he head ...... and he take out de earring from he ears ...... and he use ah lil Clearasil on dem zits on he forehead ..... will we .... the public .... still be able tuh recognise him?! ..... he kinda looks just like de lil boys who does be limin on de corner by me!!!



 





...... hmmmm ...... three things dat ah wouldn't mind doing .... dat come back ...... DUE TO PUBLIC DEMAND ...... BY PUBLIC DEMAND ...... and ...... BY OVERWHELMING PUBLIC DEMAND ...... but do you ever wonder ...... who exactly PUBLIC DEMAND is ..... I mean .... how many people ..... does it take ...... tuh demand shit ..... fuh dem tuh bring it back ...... and do you tink dat ..... perhaps we could ask PUBLIC DEMAND .... tuh demand back ...... de paradise dat was once Trinidad and Tobago!!!





..... what a weird bunch of items stolen ....... especially ...... 'Tool' ....... but wait ...... Electric Wire? ...... is dat de one dat could shock yuh ...... and de VDR Security System??? ...... yuh mean tuh say ..... dey tief de people SECURITY stuff too!!!



           

I first noticed the above ad (de left one) ......On October 4 ...... and I get real kix ..... cuz ..... I just couldn't understand de ...... 'Must be able to write and spell properly' ..... then de next week ..... like after dey eh get no applications ..... obviously cuz of dat strict stipulation! ...... dey take out de whole line ..... completely ..... and de ad still running! ...... up tuh today an all ...... it still starrin ...... like nobody bitin!!!





..... I eh put dis ...... fuh allyuh tuh read ...... ah put it ..... so allyuh go know ..... what ah real TSTT Technician does look like ..... in dey real TSTT uniforms ..... forest green, maroon and blue ....... so now yuh know ..... don't be fooled by impostors!!! ..... ah wonder if others will follow bwoy ...... like FLOW and POLICE and T&TEC and PEAKES and PIZZA HUT and anybody else really who may have cause ..... tuh appear at yuh house!





.... so T&TEC's been trying to enlighten us ..... about 'Living with Lightning Safely' ..... and while it is much appreciated ...... cuz it real have some serious thunder and lightning dis rainy season!!! .... why de arse dey enlighten us too ...... about ...... what DE ARSE really goin orn with Electricity (or lack of it) in dis country???!!!





and again ..... tho dat whole ...... 'Call T&TEC - switchboard overloaded - hundreds of people may be callin' bit ...... is quite amusing ...... everybody done know dat ....... Electricity is a cost we can control ..... but oh gorm T&TEC ...... and you too Mr. Bulb Man ..... allyuh eh giving we chance tuh control it!!!





..... very self-explanatory .... have meh kinda nervy ..... but nuff said ....... its a wrap!