This is not about a literal Ganja post ...... is just ah post about Ganja ..... cuz ah know some of you ...... woulda miss some ah dis important shit ....... wit all de murder and gun talk ...... blindin yuh lately ....... cuz believe it or not ..... Ganja ...... rite dey ...... every day ...... among all dat drama (often gettin lil overshadowed) ..... so in my effort ...... tuh help keep you informed ...... I thought I'd 'wheel' some of de latest Ganja stories tuh buss ..... wit some actual article clips too ...... cuz ah know sometimes allyuh ..... does doh believe meh ...... so here we go:





..... and we start off with some good Ganja news!
 
As per article above ...... apparently Marijuana is being touted ...... as a new way tuh stave off Alzheimer's ..... yuh know ...... dat memory loss disease ..... Grrrr??? ...... as far as I hear ...... marijuana does induce memory loss ..... not stave it off!! ..... but could dis really be real ..... and if so ...... yeah ..... exactly WHEN does preventative therapy start??? .... like today???

PS:  I only jus notice dat LSD starrin too yes!!!





If is ..... 12 Years now ...... you boiling ganja ...... and drinkin it ..... fuh ah eye problem ...... yuh eh tink .... dat by Year 2 ...... yuh should realise IT EH WUKIN!!!!??

Anyway .... the story goes ..... Wayne Leith ..... who have previous convictions fuh possession of ..... marijuana .... and a device for using cocaine ...... and who speaks with a heavy American accent ..... tell de Judge ...... none other than Melvin Daniel (who I swear could write ah Ganja book by now) ...... dat he short-sighted ..... and de Ganja concoction he does drink ..... would normally clear both eyes within 48 hours ...... and his 'clear eyes' would normally last ..... for 4 months ....

De Judge (who nex profession is clearly ah Comedian) ...... tell him ...... "This may shock you but there are millions of near-sighted people who do not use Marijuana" ....... to which Wayne agreed and resolved tuh check out ah eye specialist ..... that is .... of course .... after he pays his $3000 fine .... or goes to jail for 18 months!!

PS: .... yuh tink all now so .... Wayne somewhere scratchin he head ..... tellin heself ..... "but ah tell de man ah short-sighted not near-sighted!!!"





..... this whole story wack ...... and why de boy run when he see de Police ....... isn't dat like sayin ...... Aye come get me!!?? ...... and den ..... when he do get ketch now ...... because it was his birthday ....... he tell de Police ..... and I quote ..... "OH GOSH MAN, IT IS MY BIRTHDAY, GIVE ME A BLIGH"!!!





Waste not, want not ...... dis "old birdman" wasted none of his Ganja ...... de buds fuh him ....... de seeds fuh he birds ...... you go boy!!! ..... but yuh need tuh read de actual article ..... jus tuh find out WHY he end up giving de birds ...... de Ganja seeds in de first place!!! ..... OK hear de story ..... another "birdman" (aka ah highman) ...... tell de "old birdman" .... dat de Ganja seeds go make de birds fly faster and whistle stronger ...... LOL ..... why ...... oh why ...... if you does mind birds (most likely in cages) ...... would you want them to be able tuh fly faster??!! ..... and why ..... oh why ...... would you want them to whistle louder ..... tuh alert yuh better when de Police comin??!!

PS:  Look who de Judge is ..... yep ..... Melvin Daniel





.... maybe I need to do Law ...... tuh understand dis ....... or maybe the Law is an ass ....... or maybe I am an ass .... cuz how you could get ketch with Ganja ...... get charged wit possession of said Ganja ...... go tuh court ..... and still plead 'Not Guilty'??!! .......





Oh gosh ..... look at dem ..... dey look like dey feelin sorry fuh de Ganja ..... or just 'sorry' on de whole!!!





...... now dis is not ah Ganja story ...... but wha de jail!! ....... clearly ...... Grandpa need tuh get high on some!!! ..... and hmmmm ..... so much fuh future 'Presidential Pardons'!!!





...... dis is not ah Ganja story either ..... but I could surely get seriously HIGH off ah dat jackpot tomorrow ...... yuh seein it? ...... look tuh de top right ....... $13.5 Million!!!!

PS:  Happy Halloween .... tuh all de yankees (and wannabe ones) among us!