Who wants tuh meet ah Millionaire??? .... ME!!!

Chris Gayle is now a Millionaire!! ..... well is NOW I love like dove!!!!

But first ...... we hadda hail up Allen Stanford ......de Texan billionaire ...... who real love he cricket ..... and real love tuh trow he millions at it ...... BIG UP Allen!!! ..... big up de "20/20 for 20" (US$20 million that is)!

WHOA ...... 20/20 Cricket is da bomb!!!

Could you imagine being one of those Caribbean cricketers ...... playin tuh win ...... US$1,000,000.00 each ....... WOW!

This has got tuh be one of the most exciting cricket matches I've ever seen ....... England ...... ALL OUT ...... with 99 runs ....... on the 19.5 over ...... wit just one more ball tuh go!!!

Den de Stanford Superstars come in ....... opening wit Chris Gayle *heart flutters* and Andre Fletcher ...... but who is dat Fletcher boy ...... ah little boy ....... he's only 20 ...... de boy jus hit 4 consecutive 4s ...... rite now de score is 23-0 .......

GEEEZAN RICE ..... de boy hit another 4 yes! ..... whey he from fuh true ...... ah cyah take it ...... meh heart cyah take it ....... da'is why ah typin .... while ah watchin de match ......

BUH WHA DE JAIL ....... Fletcher hit ah nex 4 ..... is now 32-0 ..... we need 68 from 92 balls

LORD HAVE MERCY (on England) ..... Chris Gayle now hit ah 4 ..... AND ....... a 6!!!

JAH RASTAFARI ....... Chris Gayle hit another 6 ......

WHEY ...... Chris Gayle ...... again ..... ah 4 dis time ....... is now 54-0 ..... we need 46 from 85 balls


*GOOSE BUMPS*


..... yuh see what ah lil US$20,000,000.00 prize could do fuh ah sport!!!!

..... oh did I mention ..... that that's the millionaire I want to meet ..... Chris Gayle ...... I just love Chris Gayle ...... and HELLO ...... wit dat US$1 million he about tuh win ...... he go be even more lovable ..... I'm in love!!!

FADDA IN HEAVEN (ah run out of exclamations) ....... Chris Gayle hit another 4!

LAWDY ....... Chris Gayle jus hit ah nex 6 ..... is now 65-0 ...... we need 35 from 81 balls


The match is being played in Antigua ...... on their Independence Day! ..... what a way tuh celebrate!!!


JAH again ....... Chris Gayle again ...... another 6 ...... is now 79-0 ....... we need 21 from 66 balls

Chris Gayle jus make it tuh 50 ....... YAY!!! ...... standing ovation on his half century!!

De score is now 86-0 ..... we need ....... 14 from 54 balls


LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN, FALLING DOWN, FALLING DOWN .....
LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN ..... MY DEAR READERS .......


WOW ..... ah know dis post all over de place eh ....

Oh shit ...... Chris Gayle just hit ah 4 .......

..... yeah as ah was saying ..... dis have tuh be de most disorganised post I've ever done ..... cuz HELLO ..... dis match crazy ..... hence de crazy representation here ......

we now need 7 tuh win!!!!!!!

we now need 6 tuh win!!!!!!! ...... Fletcher on strike ...... WHAP! ...... he get ah single!!

OK ...... so we now need 5 tuh win!!!!

LORD ..... JAH ...... Fletcher!!!!! ..... HALLELUJAH ...... de boy hit one beautiful 6!!!! ...... tuh end de match ...... on 101!!! ...... wit 10 wickets tuh go!!!


What ah match!!!



We WIN, We WIN, We WIN!
Congratulations to our new
Caribbean (Millionaire) Superstars!



Man of the Match:
Darren Sammy (Grrrr? who he?) ..... why it wasn't Chris Gayle?

The Instant Millionaires (as they were called at the presentation):
Ramnaresh Sawan, Jerome Taylor, Dave Mohammed, Sylvester Joseph,
Andre Fletcher, Darren Sammy, Shivnarine Chanderpaul, Kieron Pollard,
Darren Powell, Sulieman Benn ..... and meh bwoy Chris Gayle (Skipper)



Look some really bad shots (after we win) from meh TV ..... 


.... that is de Match Summary ..... self-explanatory ..... yuh seein it ..... England 99 ..... 19.5 overs ....... Superstars 101-0 ..... 12.4 overs ...... Superstars won by 10 wickets!



Celebration .... look de billionaire man ..... Allen Stanford ...... tuh de right ..... in de black shirt and khaki pants!



.... more celebration wit ah setta confetti an' ting



.... I tink he jus realise .... he win ah Million US Dollars!!



Trinis in de crowd ..... we like salt .... look ah Trini flag .......



oh ..... and this is what it looks like ..... when yuh doh win US$1,000,000.00!
Posted by wuzdescene at November 1, 2008 7:30 PM
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  • November 1, 2008 10:54 PM Zee wrote:
    So is 20/20 the new one day international?? you are right just throw some money and NOW they go play the way they supposed to lol
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    1. November 1, 2008 11:25 PM wuzdescene wrote:
      It ain't ....... but its probably gonna eventually cause the demise of ODIs ...... cuz who gonna want tuh play ah ODI ....... wit ah whole 50 overs ..... fuh ah whole day ...... and much less pay ...... when yuh could play 20/20 ...... fuh 3 hours ...... and be US$1 Million dollars richer ..... by de end of dat same day!!!
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  • November 2, 2008 1:17 AM Jumbie wrote:
    And to think, you only have tuh spend 5 mins and a lil 3 dollars in the lotto line and yuh could be a millionaire yuhself....
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    1. November 2, 2008 11:04 AM wuzdescene wrote:
      I'd kinda rather link up wit Chris ..... but in de interim ...... PLEASE lead me to that 5 mins 3 dollars lotto line ...... cuz it keeps eluding me
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  • November 3, 2008 6:59 AM aka_lol wrote:
    If I only knew you were going to blog so well about the match I would have saved some electricity and switch my TV off

    It's not everyday these fellars win a US$1,000,000 each
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    1. November 3, 2008 12:07 PM wuzdescene wrote:
      boy ..... it wasn't so 'well' nah ..... ah now readin papers ...... and realise ...... dat is actually Chris Gayle who hit de winning 6 ....... and not Fletcher ..... ahhhhh ...... clearly at dat point I was done gorn

      ..... an' ah still tryin tuh understand ...... de England Captain's comment (made before and after the match) ..... dat de Superstars need the money more than them ...... WTF??? ....... well Chris Gayle had de rightest response .... which was ..... "Who doh nead ah million dollars???"
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  • November 3, 2008 4:00 PM aka_lol wrote:
    England has been making excuses from day one. They don't like Stanford because, I assume, he is American (or was American) but the way they lost doesn't even reflect that dislike or the rate of exchange. One million US is about six hundred thousand pounds and that is a lot of pounds. Ask any of the palyers' girlfriends or wives. England was outplayed and that's it.
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    1. November 3, 2008 6:27 PM wuzdescene wrote:
      there's an interesting article by Tony Cozier ..... in Sunday's Express ...... it kinda explains some of the English bitterness ..... see link below .....

      http://www.trinidadexpress.com/index.pl/article?id=161395574


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  • November 3, 2008 6:39 PM aka_lol wrote:
    Tony Cozier hit the nail on the head with a sledge hammer. England's loss is West Indies gain = US$20M
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