... a Puzzling Muzzling!
If I get one more Obama email!!!!! ...... Please!!! ....... enuff already!!!! ..... oh .... but talkin about Obama ...... did you see ....... de front page of today's Newsday? ...... some Trini ....... name she chile ....... "Sean Barack Obama" ...... with Barack and Obama being his middle names ..... LOL ..... it has begun ...... reminded me of de time ...... when people was namin dey chirren after ..... Skylab ...... remember dat?!
Anyway ....... fuh those of you ..... who got caught up ..... in de Obama-mania this week ..... yuh miss out on our very own PM ..... playin de ass ..... which in my opinion ........ is what he is (so I guess he really wasn't playin!) ..... there ..... I said it ...... no more beatin around de bush ..... I now await his arrival at my house ...... to complain about my 'disrespect' ..... and hence cause the consequent suspension of my blog!!!
Now I know ...... that on any given day yuh could witness dat eh (i.e. our PM being an ass) ...... but this particular occurrence was kinda weird .... cuz ...... it happen since October 25! ....... so why de mark only now buss ..... in de midst of ...... Obama Week!?!?! ..... and why it still in de papers today ...... I doh know ..... but any time my inner voice (and de Prime Minister) sayin 'put a muzzle on it!' ....... da'is when I does want tuh bray ...... so dis is what went down ......
On Saturday October 25 ....... our honourable (?) Prime Minister ...... and Father of the Nation ...... Patrick Manning ...... was having his hair done ..... at a Barber Shop in South ...... while taking eeeen some urban vibes ..... dat was playing on de radio ...... compliments 94.1 FM ...... anyway ...... during the midday newscast on de station ..... de newscaster ..... and de announcer ...... trow eeeen dey two cents ...... bout one of the news items ...... which was some story about premium gas and CNG ..... well de Prime Minister ...... get pissed at their unsolicited comments ...... and store it in de pentium ..... tuh deal wit dem later ......
So anyway ....... after PM done fix up .... and get he mark an ting ...... because he was in South (he ole stompin ground) ....... he decide tuh make ah few small turns ..... tuh check ah few bredrens ...... 3 hours later now ...... da'is 3 hours after de offendin comments ..... and 3 hours after dreevayin in South ...... it was time tuh head back ...... tuh POS (he odda home) ..... well my boy ..... as if he get ah lil bout of car sickness ..... and as if de Barber cut out he brain ..... and as if he didn't have more important issues ...... tuh occupy de space (in he head) ..... was still griping .... and decide tuh take ah lil detour ...... tuh Abercromby Street (POS) ..... tuh visit said radio station ..... tuh officially lodge ah complaint!
BUH WHA DE JAIL???? ....... de Prime Minister doh have some pleb workin fuh him ...... dat coulda handle dat on his behalf ..... of all tings tuh choose ..... tuh personally tackle?! ...... and why he had tuh go quite South tuh cut he hair ...... usin up ah setta dat same premium gas (cuz yuh know he car doh have no CNG!) ...... is only South Barbers could style coneheads?! ...... and why he really placed so much importance ..... on dem two radio fellas comments ..... lawd ..... fuh heaven's sake ..... is ah urban radio station ..... a place where announcers does very rarely form full sentences ...... or very rarely even make sense ..... and even if they do manage de odd intelligent comment ..... their listeners will still be none the wiser ..... on top ah dat ....... nobody does tune in tuh an urban radio station ..... tuh listen tuh de news .... as a matter of fact ..... most of their listeners ...... does sound like dey doh even understand de news ..... so really and truly ...... dem comments (which I didn't find was so bad as he making dem out tuh be) ...... was pretty much safe ..... cuz de only ting urban radio station listeners does hear ..... when dey tune in ...... is de urban music playin ..... and their own voices blarin ..... when they call tuh BIG UP man like!!!
...... and de odda ting ..... why de Prime Minister feel ...... dat because two radio personalities have unflattering opinions about him or his Government ..... dat voicing dem ...... will negatively influence de listeners ...... and why it is ...... he tink dat de media doh respect him and his institutions (cuz ALL OF DEM does bad talk) ...... and why he not seein ..... dat maybe he and he Government ..... need tuh check deyself ...... cuz Duh!!!!!!! ...... trust me ..... it eh have no radio station or newspaper or TV ...... dat could make people feel any way bout de Government ..... is de Government themselves ...... doin ah setta shit ..... is what influencin people's opinions ....... and why it is the radio station (and de PM) denying de fact ...... dat de two announcers were suspended cuz of the PM's visit ....... of course that's why they were suspended ..... yuh tink if dey had say someting about John Smith ..... and he visit dem tuh complain ...... anybody woulda get suspended ...... NOOOOO!!!!
STEUPS ...... dis man does just get me so mad eh!!! ...... talkin ah pack ah ass ..... dat if it OK fuh ah regular citizen .... tuh visit ah radio station ...... den it cannot be UN-OK fuh de Prime Minister (who is also a citizen) ..... so I guess wit dat logic ...... it stands tuh reason ...... dat if is OK fuh ah regular citizen ...... tuh stew in @#$%& traffic ...... every @#$%& day ..... den it cannot be UN-OK fuh de Prime Minister tuh do the same ...... so why he does have big police escort ..... duckin eeeen and outta traffic ...... clearin de way fuh he tuh pass .... blah, blah, blah .....
BECAUSE .....
he is de @#$%& PRIME MINISTER of de country ..... NOT ah regular citizen ...... therefore ...... his actions can in no way be like a regular citizen!! ...... once you become the Prime Minister ..... once you sit on that throne ...... that is in fact ...... the only regular thing you continue to do ...... 'sit on the throne' ...... everything else is pretty much laced with protocol ..... so him playin off dis whole scene ..... like is nuttin ..... is just dotish!!! .....
..... now while I agree that the media has a responsibility ...... to be responsible ...... and dat procedure is procedure ...... and protocol is protocol (cuz apparently yuh not supposed tuh inject yuh own shit while reading news!) ...... HELLO ...... if yuh is de @#$%& Prime Minister of a country ..... or any high rankin so-called important person ...... yuh is fair game ..... tuh get shit up or praised ...... at any point ...... as de case may be .... it jus so happen ..... dat it doh really have nuttin good tuh say bout our Prime Minister ...... but again ..... instead of checkin heself ...... he want tuh say ..... dat people being disrespectful ...... but respect is earned ..... respect not someting yuh demand jus cuz you's de Prime Minister!!!! ..... is jus like when de entire country was comin down on him ...... when he was tinkin about buying de 200 luxury cars ..... and all of ah sudden he change he tune ..... tuh say ..... dat dey was never going tuh buy no 200 luxury cars ....... so is like ...... de whole country ..... smoke some ganja ..... and simply hallucinate dat whole story!!! ..... all ah we dotish!!!
Again ...... Respect ..... is something that is earned ...... if he wasn't always tryin tuh pull wool over we eye ...... or shut we up ...... or pretend tuh be Jesus Christ come back ...... den hell yeah ...... nuff respect woulda flow!!!
AH YES *simmering down* ...... de PM say ..... dat in light of all this disrespect from de media ..... which he can no longer stomach .... his new MO .... will be tuh sue any media house whose reporting is not tuh his liking ..... and also ...... he will visit any media house 'as the spirit moves him' ..... Grrrrrrr ...... why de ass de spirit doh really MOVE him fuh true bwoy ...... like tuh another country!!!
.... anyway ..... before allyuh hear I in court ..... its a wrap!! ...... but I'm wondering tho ..... what very important issue ....... were Trinis being distracted from this week ..... cuz yuh know da'is de Government MO ...... tuh highlight and go overboard wit some dotishness (like dis) ..... tuh distract us from some odda more important shit goin orn in de background ...... so what was it? ..... de same 200 luxury cars??
PS: GOOD NEWS ...... somebody finally win de $16M Lotto (Can we be friends - whoever you are
) ...... oh ..... and I have had an uninterrupted water and electricity supply ..... for nearly two weeks now ....... and look at dat lil teaser below (front page of today's Express) ...... now DAT ..... is some seriously good news!!!
Anyway ....... fuh those of you ..... who got caught up ..... in de Obama-mania this week ..... yuh miss out on our very own PM ..... playin de ass ..... which in my opinion ........ is what he is (so I guess he really wasn't playin!) ..... there ..... I said it ...... no more beatin around de bush ..... I now await his arrival at my house ...... to complain about my 'disrespect' ..... and hence cause the consequent suspension of my blog!!!
Now I know ...... that on any given day yuh could witness dat eh (i.e. our PM being an ass) ...... but this particular occurrence was kinda weird .... cuz ...... it happen since October 25! ....... so why de mark only now buss ..... in de midst of ...... Obama Week!?!?! ..... and why it still in de papers today ...... I doh know ..... but any time my inner voice (and de Prime Minister) sayin 'put a muzzle on it!' ....... da'is when I does want tuh bray ...... so dis is what went down ......
On Saturday October 25 ....... our honourable (?) Prime Minister ...... and Father of the Nation ...... Patrick Manning ...... was having his hair done ..... at a Barber Shop in South ...... while taking eeeen some urban vibes ..... dat was playing on de radio ...... compliments 94.1 FM ...... anyway ...... during the midday newscast on de station ..... de newscaster ..... and de announcer ...... trow eeeen dey two cents ...... bout one of the news items ...... which was some story about premium gas and CNG ..... well de Prime Minister ...... get pissed at their unsolicited comments ...... and store it in de pentium ..... tuh deal wit dem later ......
So anyway ....... after PM done fix up .... and get he mark an ting ...... because he was in South (he ole stompin ground) ....... he decide tuh make ah few small turns ..... tuh check ah few bredrens ...... 3 hours later now ...... da'is 3 hours after de offendin comments ..... and 3 hours after dreevayin in South ...... it was time tuh head back ...... tuh POS (he odda home) ..... well my boy ..... as if he get ah lil bout of car sickness ..... and as if de Barber cut out he brain ..... and as if he didn't have more important issues ...... tuh occupy de space (in he head) ..... was still griping .... and decide tuh take ah lil detour ...... tuh Abercromby Street (POS) ..... tuh visit said radio station ..... tuh officially lodge ah complaint!
BUH WHA DE JAIL???? ....... de Prime Minister doh have some pleb workin fuh him ...... dat coulda handle dat on his behalf ..... of all tings tuh choose ..... tuh personally tackle?! ...... and why he had tuh go quite South tuh cut he hair ...... usin up ah setta dat same premium gas (cuz yuh know he car doh have no CNG!) ...... is only South Barbers could style coneheads?! ...... and why he really placed so much importance ..... on dem two radio fellas comments ..... lawd ..... fuh heaven's sake ..... is ah urban radio station ..... a place where announcers does very rarely form full sentences ...... or very rarely even make sense ..... and even if they do manage de odd intelligent comment ..... their listeners will still be none the wiser ..... on top ah dat ....... nobody does tune in tuh an urban radio station ..... tuh listen tuh de news .... as a matter of fact ..... most of their listeners ...... does sound like dey doh even understand de news ..... so really and truly ...... dem comments (which I didn't find was so bad as he making dem out tuh be) ...... was pretty much safe ..... cuz de only ting urban radio station listeners does hear ..... when dey tune in ...... is de urban music playin ..... and their own voices blarin ..... when they call tuh BIG UP man like!!!
...... and de odda ting ..... why de Prime Minister feel ...... dat because two radio personalities have unflattering opinions about him or his Government ..... dat voicing dem ...... will negatively influence de listeners ...... and why it is ...... he tink dat de media doh respect him and his institutions (cuz ALL OF DEM does bad talk) ...... and why he not seein ..... dat maybe he and he Government ..... need tuh check deyself ...... cuz Duh!!!!!!! ...... trust me ..... it eh have no radio station or newspaper or TV ...... dat could make people feel any way bout de Government ..... is de Government themselves ...... doin ah setta shit ..... is what influencin people's opinions ....... and why it is the radio station (and de PM) denying de fact ...... dat de two announcers were suspended cuz of the PM's visit ....... of course that's why they were suspended ..... yuh tink if dey had say someting about John Smith ..... and he visit dem tuh complain ...... anybody woulda get suspended ...... NOOOOO!!!!
STEUPS ...... dis man does just get me so mad eh!!! ...... talkin ah pack ah ass ..... dat if it OK fuh ah regular citizen .... tuh visit ah radio station ...... den it cannot be UN-OK fuh de Prime Minister (who is also a citizen) ..... so I guess wit dat logic ...... it stands tuh reason ...... dat if is OK fuh ah regular citizen ...... tuh stew in @#$%& traffic ...... every @#$%& day ..... den it cannot be UN-OK fuh de Prime Minister tuh do the same ...... so why he does have big police escort ..... duckin eeeen and outta traffic ...... clearin de way fuh he tuh pass .... blah, blah, blah .....
BECAUSE .....
he is de @#$%& PRIME MINISTER of de country ..... NOT ah regular citizen ...... therefore ...... his actions can in no way be like a regular citizen!! ...... once you become the Prime Minister ..... once you sit on that throne ...... that is in fact ...... the only regular thing you continue to do ...... 'sit on the throne' ...... everything else is pretty much laced with protocol ..... so him playin off dis whole scene ..... like is nuttin ..... is just dotish!!! .....
..... now while I agree that the media has a responsibility ...... to be responsible ...... and dat procedure is procedure ...... and protocol is protocol (cuz apparently yuh not supposed tuh inject yuh own shit while reading news!) ...... HELLO ...... if yuh is de @#$%& Prime Minister of a country ..... or any high rankin so-called important person ...... yuh is fair game ..... tuh get shit up or praised ...... at any point ...... as de case may be .... it jus so happen ..... dat it doh really have nuttin good tuh say bout our Prime Minister ...... but again ..... instead of checkin heself ...... he want tuh say ..... dat people being disrespectful ...... but respect is earned ..... respect not someting yuh demand jus cuz you's de Prime Minister!!!! ..... is jus like when de entire country was comin down on him ...... when he was tinkin about buying de 200 luxury cars ..... and all of ah sudden he change he tune ..... tuh say ..... dat dey was never going tuh buy no 200 luxury cars ....... so is like ...... de whole country ..... smoke some ganja ..... and simply hallucinate dat whole story!!! ..... all ah we dotish!!!
Again ...... Respect ..... is something that is earned ...... if he wasn't always tryin tuh pull wool over we eye ...... or shut we up ...... or pretend tuh be Jesus Christ come back ...... den hell yeah ...... nuff respect woulda flow!!!
AH YES *simmering down* ...... de PM say ..... dat in light of all this disrespect from de media ..... which he can no longer stomach .... his new MO .... will be tuh sue any media house whose reporting is not tuh his liking ..... and also ...... he will visit any media house 'as the spirit moves him' ..... Grrrrrrr ...... why de ass de spirit doh really MOVE him fuh true bwoy ...... like tuh another country!!!
.... anyway ..... before allyuh hear I in court ..... its a wrap!! ...... but I'm wondering tho ..... what very important issue ....... were Trinis being distracted from this week ..... cuz yuh know da'is de Government MO ...... tuh highlight and go overboard wit some dotishness (like dis) ..... tuh distract us from some odda more important shit goin orn in de background ...... so what was it? ..... de same 200 luxury cars??
PS: GOOD NEWS ...... somebody finally win de $16M Lotto (Can we be friends - whoever you are
) ...... oh ..... and I have had an uninterrupted water and electricity supply ..... for nearly two weeks now ....... and look at dat lil teaser below (front page of today's Express) ...... now DAT ..... is some seriously good news!!!
If I doh like you, I cyar like nobody. Since yuh start wid Obama, we better gih dem patrick and take barack.
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If only .....
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style conheads?
you had me chortling over that one, nd de space (in he head).
Trinidad must be the only country in the world with a clown for a leader...
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LOL ..... 'conheads'? ..... is that a freudian typo
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Girl i luv it!!!! but uh eh hear how he going to fly to germany to pick out his how much ever luxury cars!look that big head twat doh have someting else better to do...like i dunno, run d m----c--- country!!! lemme hush eh because doh forget HE own d country eh!!! Why allyuh really vote he n he party back in? I ask myself this every day
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Mimi gyul ..... as ah jus tell Trinisamba ...... dat BMW car scene ....... is ah big STEUPS!!!!
..... I really hope nex rounds ..... dat Trinis come tuh de senses ...... and really make ah swift CHANGE yes!!! ......
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ah get started on de Patrick issue....and TV6 played the said comments on Friday night and I didn't hear anyting disrespectful....all the guys said was dat only de borse (theirs) could afford Premium and that de PM doh know what he talkin bout when he say dat it cheaper to use CNG...dey explained dat few Gas stations carry CNG and dat CNG is used up faster thereby requiring more fill-ups AND dat a conversion kit costs between $5k and $10k so dat he definitely didn't know what he talkin bout......and dat upset him?
The matter dat we are being distracted about dis week however IS de 200 luxury cars because de dotish man now sayin dat he goin directly to BMW in Germany to order dem BECAUSE dey were costing too much to procure locally...in de interest of de taxpayers....dis after de local dealers were/ARE willing to lend the cars for de duration of the 2 summits...April & November....btw...Obama go be here in April for de "Summit of de Americas"....had to put dat in ...ah love de man...............anyway since when free does cost more dan when yuh payin???.................on top of which de BMW people in Germany will be breakin the contactual agreement with de local dealers if dey entertain Patos...............WE NEED TO MOVE A NO CONFIDENCE MOTION AND VOTE OUT DE MAN....HE IS A DICTATOR .....AND A DOTISH ONE AT DAT................cause you can fool some of de people some of de time but not all of de people All of de time..................boy yuh days as PM numbered....................nuff said .....he does just get me riled up then tired and disgusted....bess we put back de outrite tief, the Fox.....since we have no local Obama....or mmmaybe we go hah tuh wait till Sean grows up.............by den ah go be dead
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I know ..... I didn't see anything so grave in the comments ..... but dey want tuh say ...... dat de real problem is ...... more about the guys voicing their opinions during the news ..... but as ah tell aka_lol ...... monkey know which tree tuh climb ...... is ah straight case ..... de man is mad ..... or rapidly gettin there .... cuz if he want tuh play vex ...... everytime somebody say someting bad bout him ...... he will be driving around de entire country 24/7 jus boofin people ...... de man is dotish ......
and hmmmmm ...... you could imagine de bacchanal in dis country next year ..... when Mr. Obama arrive ...... LORD help us (plebs)!!! ......
and dat whole car scene ...... big STEUPS!!!!
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The next most popular names in the world will not be Patrick or Hazel but Michelle, Malia, Sasha and Barack.
Having a free press means making sure the PM can come into any radio station and pressure a weak management. Maybe what our PM should do from now on before he does anything is ask himself "If Barack Obama did this then..."
Only weak leaders need to become dictators.
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.... monkey really know which tree tuh climb!!!
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Lets rethink everything in this country by de river...(politics, ganja...everything!!!) Its high time... or time to get high lol
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LOL .... just say the word ...... and I shall be there
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