I nearly missed two .....

Five minutes after ranting about Toyota ...... I crashed my car!

Yep .... I was heading tuh de Valley ..... and right by de big tree ...... tuh turn off from de Main Road ...... onto de Highway ...... CRASH!!!!! ...... me and dis big old brown van ...... jus CRASH ...... jus so ...... my driver's side ...... his passenger side ........

IN DE RAIN TOO .......

Luckily de 'bouncer' stopped ..... and eh jus continue driving ...... cuz yuh know da'is how it coulda go down ..... we both pulled over on the shoulder ..... but I eh come out my car (cuz it was raining) ..... and I wanted tuh see first ..... what was gonna come outta de van ..... turned out tuh be a respectable looking mature man (altho these days dat eh say shit) ...... anyway ...... he very calmly approached my car (in the rain) ...... and came up to my window ..... which I let down just a touch ..... enuff for him to hear me explode ..... he couldn't handle it ...... he tell meh we doh have tuh go 'there' ...... so wit dah one ah kinda calm down ..... cuz he was just gettin me more stink .... cuz there I was rantin and raving like ah mad woman ..... and he standing in de rain ..... by my window .... all calm and mature ..... at dat point ...... I was jus vex ...... I was still seein stars ..... an' ah setta dollar bills flyin away ...... cuz altho tuh de naked eye ...... de damage look small ...... I know ...... is real money it goin an cost tuh fix my car ....... cuz it get dent up on de ...... front door ..... de back door ....... and de front side fender!!!
 
...... nuttin eh really happen tuh he ole van ..... figures!!! ..... and even if anything did ...... he didn't look like he woulda care ...... de ting damn ole!!!

Its now hours later ....... and I still can't say exactly what happened ...... he say I wrong ....... I say he wrong ...... LOL .... like as tho I'm ever wrong!

Anyway ...... after my lil tirade ..... and his commendable patience ...... we exchanged info ..... and went our separate ways ......

Crawlin back home now (in bloody traffic) ..... about 20 minutes ago ..... ah call meh Insurance Man ..... who tell meh ..... no matter what ...... i.e. whether I decide tuh go tru insurance or not ...... go an report de accident tuh de Police ...... cuz people does set yuh up ......

So after that advice ...... I called the 'bouncer' tuh confirm that I was on my way to the Police ....... tuh report de accident ...... and coincidentally he was just leaving ...... he say ....... he didn't have time to make an actual report ..... so he just sought some advice from de Police ...... so hear what de Police tell him ..... this is the Four Roads Police Station ..... de Police tell him ..... if me and he ..... want ...... we could work tings out on we own ..... and doh bother tuh waste their time ..... making a report ..... LOL ...... talk about protecting and serving with Pride .......

Anyway ...... the short version of this story ...... and certainly not THE END of this story ...... is that he go fix he car ..... and I go fix mine ....... he even said he'd 'help' me with mine ...... but only on the condition ..... that I don't take the gesture ..... as admittance that he was in fact WRONG! ...... so ..... I agreed ...... a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do ...... we'll see what really happens tho ..... cuz yuh know talk is cheap ...... but tuh fix my car ain't!!!

Tomorrow ...... my mission is ...... to source Quotations ....... perhaps one from de phenomenally expensive Toyota fix-it shop ....... Zodiac ....... and perhaps one ...... from where the car will actually go ......

Thank God it wasn't worse!

See ..... ah tell ya ..... I doh MISS appointments jus so!


PS:  .... as if I needed more fodder for my blog today .... off tuh have a stiff Scotch!!!