Things that made me go ... EH?!?
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Wasn't it reported recently ...... dat de Police force lil scraggly right now ...... and dat dey lookin tuh hire a few (more) good men?! ..... so how it is den ...... wit a murder toll of 479 to date ..... dey could afford tuh assign ...... ah whole 30 Cops ....... tuh probe ..... just 2 of de murders!!?? .... huh? .... even da Commish lookin lil confused!
A 'leaf'?? .... now a leaf .... is a sheet of paper in a book ..... and each side of the leaf ..... is a page ..... so is it that I've been saying the wrong thing all along ..... cuz I've always known that saying to be ..... 'a PAGE out of someone's book' ..... not a leaf!
.... and talkin about a 'leaf' ...... the debate continues ....
So .... 3 Cops ..... decide tuh drop by ah popular 'restaurant and bar' in Central (in dey POLICE car) ..... tuh buss ah lil small lime ...... well de lime ..... like it was goin so nice .... dat one ah dem start tuh get lil frisky ...... so my boy ..... draff eeeen ..... one of de Colombian girls on duty ...... tuh get he groove orn ..... but when she offer him ah condom (tuh get de ball rollin) ..... he get vex ..... and instead ..... he rape her and sodomise her ..... at gunpoint!!! .... and I assume bareback too!!!
After de whole bacchanal now ..... de gyul fly down tuh de Chaguanas Police Station ...... tuh make ah report ..... only to be detained instead ..... cuz apparently ...... she is an illegal immigrant!!! ..... well yuh know dis is de last we gonna hear of dis story, right?!! .... talk about being between a rock and ah hard place!!!
WOW .... those fares fuh real?! ..... I feel when I get back my car ...... I goin an' run taxi yes ...... cuz here I am ..... quick tuh gripe .... bout payin $200 .... tuh full my tank wit premium gas ..... when is de same $200 ...... man hadda pay ..... tuh go from Sando ..... tuh de Airport alone!!??
Over 32 years .... 643 immigrants were granted residency .... in Trinidad and Tobago .... and over 1 year .... 479 residents have been murdered!!
EH!!! .... LOL .... talk about a Jack of all trades (and countries)!!! ..... he does real crack me up yes!
Looks like ..... 94.1 (de Boom Champions) ...... really came out the champions ...... in dah whole bacchanal wit de PM ...... cuz you realise ..... EVERYBODY ...... know now ..... dat it have ah radio station ..... called 94.1!!! ..... I doh tink .... any amount of advertising coulda do dat fuh dem!!!
EH!!! ..... WHY??? ...... tuh reach de Guinness Book of Records!!?? ...... but here de stats ...... her name is Asha Mandela ..... she is 46 ...... she is Trini ...... but she's been living in the USA since 1984 ...... and she's been growin de locks for over 20 years ..... it weighs 3 lbs ....... and the longest lock measures 8' 9" ...... but get this ..... there's now another Trini ...... Denyse Thomas ..... who lives in Trini ..... claimin dat her locks longer .... LOL .... so like Ms. Dee goin an run dong ah world record too ....
But ..... how does that woman ...... carry dat weight ...... and clean dat shit ...... and sleep!!!??
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Hmmmm ...... coincidence ...... or Sir Allen Stanford inspired ...... anyway ...... NEW to Trinidad and Tobago ..... Bowling Machines .... get dem fuh yuh chirren quick ..... start dem one time .... cuz who knows ..... dey could grow up ..... tuh be future Stanford 20/20 millionaires .... and de price jus rite too ..... cuz at $1750 ..... yuh cyah go wrong ..... when yuh consider yuh long term returns could be millions!!
Why am I not seeing how GRAND this opportunity is?
A Government Office ..... putting out an ad ...... to advise of Limited Service ...... LOL ..... what an oxymoron!! ...... a Government Office ...... with computer systems ..... they have that!? ..... woulda never guessed!!
Ah love it ..... ah Trini GPS Navigation System .... that even tracks dirt roads! ...... WOW ...... this is excellent .... fuh clueless people like me .... but ah wonder if yuh tell it tuh find .... Four Roads .... if it will know ..... that that is really 1 road ...... and not 4 roads ..... or if yuh tell it tuh find Busy Corner .... if it will know dat is de one in Central yuh talkin bout ...... and not just ah busy corner ..... or if it know dat Morne Coco Road ..... is one long ass cut-up road ..... LOL .... what will be real borse too tho ..... is if it could track when bandits ahead .... oh .... and Police!!!
PS: .... check out de typical Trini directions at de top of de ad
EH??? ..... you mean tuh say ...... it have people .... who does win dem ting ...... and doh go fuh de money!!!
EH???????????????????? ..... so two 94.1 FM radio announcers ..... get suspended ..... fuh talkin true talk ..... and DAT is what does be goin orn ..... on 730 AM??!! ..... on ah Sunday ..... not dat anybody does listen tuh AM .... but still!!!
What weird ads ...... dey lookin fuh 'Talkers' ...... who own a digicel mobile ....... and could talk Trini .... and Standard English!! ..... is bess dey had jus say ...... EVERYBODY - come work fuh we!! ..... but den again .... dah 'Standard English' scene ..... woulda jumbie real people ..... buh wha dah job is really ..... ah Telemarketer??!!
So T&TEC finally get some balls (well after de RIC pull dem) ..... and admit dat dey were wrong .... and dat some of their bills are in fact ..... bloody WACK!!! ...... hmmmm ..... perhaps our Prime Minister ..... can take a leaf out of T&TEC's book!!!
PS: I called T&TEC (623-6291) this morning ..... to find out the procedure to get my rebate ..... and tho I should really do a whole post about this ..... let's just say ..... I'm still in the dark ..... didn't get to speak with anyone ..... got a voice message ..... sayin dat I should leave a message ..... and they'll get back to me ..... so I wait!!!
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Ah horn ...... ah bess ting ..... and 6 pickney later ....... what else can Ms. Aniston say .... re: Mr. Pitt!?
BUH WHA DE JAIL ..... I eh know is all dis confusion goin orn wit Barbie and Bratz ...... like dem Bratz really livin up tuh dey name!!! (Stop da bitchin girls!)
EH??? ...... ah Feline Beauty Contest?! ..... just when I thought I'd heard it all .... but it doh look like beauty is really a prerequisite tho ..... and what yuh tink was de intelligence question ...... yuh tink maybe it had tuh do wit ..... de Obama girls choosing a mutt over a mangy cat??? .... and de effect dat dat action could have on the world (of mutts and mangy cats)??!!
EH??? ...... WHY??? ...... ah penis still relevant ...... when yuh pass 70?! ..... WOW ..... I really DID read somewhere ..... that the facination (with one's penis) never ends .... but jus now ..... ah still ah lil confused ..... it really have men over 70 who still havin sex?! ..... ah mean other than Hugh Hefner?! .... cuz I doh know .... if I were a man .... 70 (or over) ..... viagra or no viagra ..... jus like Hugh ..... my flaccid ass .... wasn't standin .... fuh nuttin less .... dan de 'Girls Next Door'!!! .... an' yuh know ting like dem .... doh exist in real ife!
PS: Remember .... Soca Warriors vs Cuba ..... November 19 .... wear Red!
Wasn't it reported recently ...... dat de Police force lil scraggly right now ...... and dat dey lookin tuh hire a few (more) good men?! ..... so how it is den ...... wit a murder toll of 479 to date ..... dey could afford tuh assign ...... ah whole 30 Cops ....... tuh probe ..... just 2 of de murders!!?? .... huh? .... even da Commish lookin lil confused!
A 'leaf'?? .... now a leaf .... is a sheet of paper in a book ..... and each side of the leaf ..... is a page ..... so is it that I've been saying the wrong thing all along ..... cuz I've always known that saying to be ..... 'a PAGE out of someone's book' ..... not a leaf!
.... and talkin about a 'leaf' ...... the debate continues ....
So .... 3 Cops ..... decide tuh drop by ah popular 'restaurant and bar' in Central (in dey POLICE car) ..... tuh buss ah lil small lime ...... well de lime ..... like it was goin so nice .... dat one ah dem start tuh get lil frisky ...... so my boy ..... draff eeeen ..... one of de Colombian girls on duty ...... tuh get he groove orn ..... but when she offer him ah condom (tuh get de ball rollin) ..... he get vex ..... and instead ..... he rape her and sodomise her ..... at gunpoint!!! .... and I assume bareback too!!!
After de whole bacchanal now ..... de gyul fly down tuh de Chaguanas Police Station ...... tuh make ah report ..... only to be detained instead ..... cuz apparently ...... she is an illegal immigrant!!! ..... well yuh know dis is de last we gonna hear of dis story, right?!! .... talk about being between a rock and ah hard place!!!
WOW .... those fares fuh real?! ..... I feel when I get back my car ...... I goin an' run taxi yes ...... cuz here I am ..... quick tuh gripe .... bout payin $200 .... tuh full my tank wit premium gas ..... when is de same $200 ...... man hadda pay ..... tuh go from Sando ..... tuh de Airport alone!!??
Over 32 years .... 643 immigrants were granted residency .... in Trinidad and Tobago .... and over 1 year .... 479 residents have been murdered!!
EH!!! .... LOL .... talk about a Jack of all trades (and countries)!!! ..... he does real crack me up yes!
Looks like ..... 94.1 (de Boom Champions) ...... really came out the champions ...... in dah whole bacchanal wit de PM ...... cuz you realise ..... EVERYBODY ...... know now ..... dat it have ah radio station ..... called 94.1!!! ..... I doh tink .... any amount of advertising coulda do dat fuh dem!!!
EH!!! ..... WHY??? ...... tuh reach de Guinness Book of Records!!?? ...... but here de stats ...... her name is Asha Mandela ..... she is 46 ...... she is Trini ...... but she's been living in the USA since 1984 ...... and she's been growin de locks for over 20 years ..... it weighs 3 lbs ....... and the longest lock measures 8' 9" ...... but get this ..... there's now another Trini ...... Denyse Thomas ..... who lives in Trini ..... claimin dat her locks longer .... LOL .... so like Ms. Dee goin an run dong ah world record too ....
But ..... how does that woman ...... carry dat weight ...... and clean dat shit ...... and sleep!!!??
TRINI ADS
Hmmmm ...... coincidence ...... or Sir Allen Stanford inspired ...... anyway ...... NEW to Trinidad and Tobago ..... Bowling Machines .... get dem fuh yuh chirren quick ..... start dem one time .... cuz who knows ..... dey could grow up ..... tuh be future Stanford 20/20 millionaires .... and de price jus rite too ..... cuz at $1750 ..... yuh cyah go wrong ..... when yuh consider yuh long term returns could be millions!!
Why am I not seeing how GRAND this opportunity is?
A Government Office ..... putting out an ad ...... to advise of Limited Service ...... LOL ..... what an oxymoron!! ...... a Government Office ...... with computer systems ..... they have that!? ..... woulda never guessed!!
Ah love it ..... ah Trini GPS Navigation System .... that even tracks dirt roads! ...... WOW ...... this is excellent .... fuh clueless people like me .... but ah wonder if yuh tell it tuh find .... Four Roads .... if it will know ..... that that is really 1 road ...... and not 4 roads ..... or if yuh tell it tuh find Busy Corner .... if it will know dat is de one in Central yuh talkin bout ...... and not just ah busy corner ..... or if it know dat Morne Coco Road ..... is one long ass cut-up road ..... LOL .... what will be real borse too tho ..... is if it could track when bandits ahead .... oh .... and Police!!!
PS: .... check out de typical Trini directions at de top of de ad
EH??? ..... you mean tuh say ...... it have people .... who does win dem ting ...... and doh go fuh de money!!!
EH???????????????????? ..... so two 94.1 FM radio announcers ..... get suspended ..... fuh talkin true talk ..... and DAT is what does be goin orn ..... on 730 AM??!! ..... on ah Sunday ..... not dat anybody does listen tuh AM .... but still!!!
What weird ads ...... dey lookin fuh 'Talkers' ...... who own a digicel mobile ....... and could talk Trini .... and Standard English!! ..... is bess dey had jus say ...... EVERYBODY - come work fuh we!! ..... but den again .... dah 'Standard English' scene ..... woulda jumbie real people ..... buh wha dah job is really ..... ah Telemarketer??!!
So T&TEC finally get some balls (well after de RIC pull dem) ..... and admit dat dey were wrong .... and dat some of their bills are in fact ..... bloody WACK!!! ...... hmmmm ..... perhaps our Prime Minister ..... can take a leaf out of T&TEC's book!!!
PS: I called T&TEC (623-6291) this morning ..... to find out the procedure to get my rebate ..... and tho I should really do a whole post about this ..... let's just say ..... I'm still in the dark ..... didn't get to speak with anyone ..... got a voice message ..... sayin dat I should leave a message ..... and they'll get back to me ..... so I wait!!!
WORLD NEWS
Ah horn ...... ah bess ting ..... and 6 pickney later ....... what else can Ms. Aniston say .... re: Mr. Pitt!?
BUH WHA DE JAIL ..... I eh know is all dis confusion goin orn wit Barbie and Bratz ...... like dem Bratz really livin up tuh dey name!!! (Stop da bitchin girls!)
EH??? ...... ah Feline Beauty Contest?! ..... just when I thought I'd heard it all .... but it doh look like beauty is really a prerequisite tho ..... and what yuh tink was de intelligence question ...... yuh tink maybe it had tuh do wit ..... de Obama girls choosing a mutt over a mangy cat??? .... and de effect dat dat action could have on the world (of mutts and mangy cats)??!!
EH??? ...... WHY??? ...... ah penis still relevant ...... when yuh pass 70?! ..... WOW ..... I really DID read somewhere ..... that the facination (with one's penis) never ends .... but jus now ..... ah still ah lil confused ..... it really have men over 70 who still havin sex?! ..... ah mean other than Hugh Hefner?! .... cuz I doh know .... if I were a man .... 70 (or over) ..... viagra or no viagra ..... jus like Hugh ..... my flaccid ass .... wasn't standin .... fuh nuttin less .... dan de 'Girls Next Door'!!! .... an' yuh know ting like dem .... doh exist in real ife!
PS: Remember .... Soca Warriors vs Cuba ..... November 19 .... wear Red!
i want a navigation system with "tobago" directions"
go down de road and make dat tun (tun means to go right)
den when yuh reach tantie parlor pull een de road dey (u guessed it pull een means make a left)
den just go down for a lil bit (anywhere between 3-7 miles) and look out for de house dat have 2 jealousies missing
go een de track dey and u go see a house wit a pothound tie up in front
well it not dey yuh going... but call out for miss shirley and she go tell u which one of de galvanize gate to knock on.
now that would be impressive!
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If 30 cops don't know what they are looking for they will find it.
Manning is to Obama what chalk is to cheese.
Cigarettes kill but people get killed over ganga.
The cop didn't realize that condoms are supposed to be like the police - to protect while being served.
Yes, fares are going up, even taxi fares.
643 immigrants were granted residency while there are no records for the other 30,367. Anyway, in about a year and a half 32 years work will be neutralized.
The best advertisement is a controversy. Now Manning doe ha to pay for no more ads.
The Guinness Book of World Records has put out an ad saying if a person feels he has the longest anything just give them a call. But they were quick to add that the smallest can also qualify for a record.
I think the bowling machine will sell and will be very popular among people who have no one to throw balls at them.
Once someone makes Grand Janitor there is very little room for upward movement.
Inland Revenue meant to say a More Limited Service. The ad was probably a typo.
I wonder if MNAV alerts users they are about to enter a war zone, or for the very least, a map showing the most popular spots where bodies were found. I think it's called a body density map.
Some buy to win, some buy for the sport.
The amount of people listening to 730 AM was down to about 3.5 people in October. I think sponsors will consider pulling out next year.
Weird ads indeed. I think the catch is that if you call any of the numbers below the people who put out the ad make money once people call. The longer people talk the more money the ad placer makes.
the RIC can't make Manning admit he was wrong but maybe Hazel can. Just a thought.
Ms. Aniston should remember that the woman with the best tattoos always win.
Bratz are not thin and long like Barbie so how could anyone get confused. I am confused.
You are right, a mangy cat will not do. The Clintons had a cat and look what happened. Go with the mutt any day.
The over-70 free Viagra program in Mexico is called El Last Stand.
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oh gosh .... y'all crackin meh up!!
but hear nah .... leh meh tell where Mr. MNAV woulda come eeen handy ....
yuh see today ..... wit da rain ..... and dah floodin .... and dah traffic .... LAWD ... dat had tuh be de worse traffic I've ever been in my LIFE!!!
I left POS .... Flament Street tuh be exact .... at 4:45 pm ..... to go home (Diego) ..... at 7:00 pm I was still by Royal Castle on de Western Main Road!!!! ...... so since I had tuh be back in town fuh 8:00 pm ...... I just turn around ...... and back tuh Woodbrook by a fren ..... tuh sit it out (til 8:00)
JAH ..... dis dry weather island we livin in!!!!
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