Pastelle?
De lil scrumptious cornmeal meaty ting ..... we does yam down every Christmas time in Trini ...... that's how it's spelt right?! ...... P-A-S-T-E-L-L-E?
Anyway ...... being the music/fashion junkie that I am ...... I doh ever miss an awards show (or dey red carpet) ...... I love tuh watch em all ...... de Grammys ...... de MTV VMAs ...... de American Music Awards (dat was on tonight) ..... and even our very own ...... COTT Awards ...... which I'll definitely be lookin out for ...... after seein some pics from it ....... on some ah dem 'pics' websites ...... but back tuh de AMAs (dat was on tonight) .....
So de show finish ah lil while ago ..... and one of my favourites ...... Kanye West ...... performed ..... and I coulda swear is PASTELLE ...... I see on de back of his jacket ...... so of course ...... I immediately turned on my computer ...... tuh investiquire dat scene ...... cuz I start tuh study ...... if is Pastelle I really see ...... and if maybe it have some new hip hop clothing line called 'Pastelle' (dat I eh know bout) ...... well ...... after a quick check on de internet ..... I discovered that Mr. Kanye West himself ...... is bringing out a clothing line called PASTELLE ...... hmmmmm ....... how did he come up wit dat name ..... an' ah wonder if de clothes ..... gonna really rock like ah pastelle?!
2008 American Music Awards - Kanye West
Photo courtesy ABC
Ahhhh ...... so Mr. West ..... like so many other celebrities ...... is about to put some eggs ...... in another basket ..... and while the majority ...... just love tuh hate Kanye West ....... I just love tuh love him ....... I love his music (very creative) ...... I love his frankness ...... I love is pompousness ...... I love his arrogance ....... I love his sense of style (oh gorm brutha could dress!) ....... I love his fairness .....
You know my boy win an award recently ...... in de MTV European Music Awards ..... and say dat Lil Wayne shoulda win it instead ..... and den tonight ...... deja vu ........ he win two awards ...... and again ...... one of dem ...... he say dat Lil Wayne shoulda win it ..... and dat he gonna give it tuh him .....
Jimmy Kimmel ...... the host ...... say he doh understand Kanye ...... cuz when he doh win ....... he does protest ..... and den when he win ...... he want tuh give away de award!!
How could you ...... not love Kanye ..... brutha does just be keepin it REAL!
But on another note ..... I also realised that ..... I kinda like The Jonas Brothers too (Grrrrrr???) ..... and that I still don't like Miley Cyrus (Ughhhh!!!) ....... and Annie Lennox (WOW what a performance) ...... and Beyonce (Fierce fuh real) ..... yuh know da'is what she callin sheself now ..... Sasha Fierce (Steups) ....... Natasha Bedingfield (beautiful performance) ...... Rihanna (Gorgeous but still cyah sing live) ...... Mariah Carey (VOMIT!) ...... how tacky was dat ..... tuh have her husband (Nick Canon) make an appearance at the start of her performance (a la Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown a few years ago) ....... and New Kids on da Block ...... Huh?! ...... more like Big hard back man come again!
..... but as ah was sayin ...... I just love Kanye West ...... and after seeing his performance tonight ..... in his PASTELLE jacket (with the word 'Pastelle' in yellow ... jus like a real Pastelle) ...... I am convinced ...... dat de man have ah serious tabanca ...... fuh real ..... cuz there's no way that that song ..... HEARTLESS ..... is just a song ...... it had tuh be bout he ex-gyul (ex-fiance actually) ..... yuh coulda feel (and see) de man pain in his performance ..... and dat odda song too ..... LOVE LOCKDOWN ...... clearly another one bout dem ..... I doh know what it is happen ...... some say he was too tie up wit he work ...... others say he get horn ...... me eh know ...... but watch meh ....... whatever it is happen wit dem ...... was fuh de bess ...... cuz it create some borse vibes ...... tuh produce some real borse songs!!!
Kanye West and ex-fiance Alexis Phifer
Photo courtesy Celebrity Crust
Anyway ...... my boy may have lost his trophy (wifey) ...... but he win two awards tonight ....... so you go boy ...... well done ...... love ya ...... love ya ...... love ya lots!!! ...... ah really tink he need tuh come back tuh Trinidad tho ........ an' make ah lil pass tru Diego ...... dat tabanca will disappear in ah one!
PS: Yesenia Gonzalez is really a psychic ..... or a psycho ..... she does predict some real shit boy ..... like ...... 'Traffic will get worst' ..... not 'worse' eh ..... 'worst' ..... and ..... 'Dark times ahead for T&T' ...... eh???? ...... anyway ..... ah cyah find de article online ...... so go look fuh it ..... cuz it's a must read!
Anyway ...... being the music/fashion junkie that I am ...... I doh ever miss an awards show (or dey red carpet) ...... I love tuh watch em all ...... de Grammys ...... de MTV VMAs ...... de American Music Awards (dat was on tonight) ..... and even our very own ...... COTT Awards ...... which I'll definitely be lookin out for ...... after seein some pics from it ....... on some ah dem 'pics' websites ...... but back tuh de AMAs (dat was on tonight) .....
So de show finish ah lil while ago ..... and one of my favourites ...... Kanye West ...... performed ..... and I coulda swear is PASTELLE ...... I see on de back of his jacket ...... so of course ...... I immediately turned on my computer ...... tuh investiquire dat scene ...... cuz I start tuh study ...... if is Pastelle I really see ...... and if maybe it have some new hip hop clothing line called 'Pastelle' (dat I eh know bout) ...... well ...... after a quick check on de internet ..... I discovered that Mr. Kanye West himself ...... is bringing out a clothing line called PASTELLE ...... hmmmmm ....... how did he come up wit dat name ..... an' ah wonder if de clothes ..... gonna really rock like ah pastelle?!
2008 American Music Awards - Kanye West
Photo courtesy ABC
Ahhhh ...... so Mr. West ..... like so many other celebrities ...... is about to put some eggs ...... in another basket ..... and while the majority ...... just love tuh hate Kanye West ....... I just love tuh love him ....... I love his music (very creative) ...... I love his frankness ...... I love is pompousness ...... I love his arrogance ....... I love his sense of style (oh gorm brutha could dress!) ....... I love his fairness .....
You know my boy win an award recently ...... in de MTV European Music Awards ..... and say dat Lil Wayne shoulda win it instead ..... and den tonight ...... deja vu ........ he win two awards ...... and again ...... one of dem ...... he say dat Lil Wayne shoulda win it ..... and dat he gonna give it tuh him .....
Jimmy Kimmel ...... the host ...... say he doh understand Kanye ...... cuz when he doh win ....... he does protest ..... and den when he win ...... he want tuh give away de award!!
How could you ...... not love Kanye ..... brutha does just be keepin it REAL!
But on another note ..... I also realised that ..... I kinda like The Jonas Brothers too (Grrrrrr???) ..... and that I still don't like Miley Cyrus (Ughhhh!!!) ....... and Annie Lennox (WOW what a performance) ...... and Beyonce (Fierce fuh real) ..... yuh know da'is what she callin sheself now ..... Sasha Fierce (Steups) ....... Natasha Bedingfield (beautiful performance) ...... Rihanna (Gorgeous but still cyah sing live) ...... Mariah Carey (VOMIT!) ...... how tacky was dat ..... tuh have her husband (Nick Canon) make an appearance at the start of her performance (a la Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown a few years ago) ....... and New Kids on da Block ...... Huh?! ...... more like Big hard back man come again!
..... but as ah was sayin ...... I just love Kanye West ...... and after seeing his performance tonight ..... in his PASTELLE jacket (with the word 'Pastelle' in yellow ... jus like a real Pastelle) ...... I am convinced ...... dat de man have ah serious tabanca ...... fuh real ..... cuz there's no way that that song ..... HEARTLESS ..... is just a song ...... it had tuh be bout he ex-gyul (ex-fiance actually) ..... yuh coulda feel (and see) de man pain in his performance ..... and dat odda song too ..... LOVE LOCKDOWN ...... clearly another one bout dem ..... I doh know what it is happen ...... some say he was too tie up wit he work ...... others say he get horn ...... me eh know ...... but watch meh ....... whatever it is happen wit dem ...... was fuh de bess ...... cuz it create some borse vibes ...... tuh produce some real borse songs!!!
Kanye West and ex-fiance Alexis Phifer
Photo courtesy Celebrity Crust
Anyway ...... my boy may have lost his trophy (wifey) ...... but he win two awards tonight ....... so you go boy ...... well done ...... love ya ...... love ya ...... love ya lots!!! ...... ah really tink he need tuh come back tuh Trinidad tho ........ an' make ah lil pass tru Diego ...... dat tabanca will disappear in ah one!
PS: Yesenia Gonzalez is really a psychic ..... or a psycho ..... she does predict some real shit boy ..... like ...... 'Traffic will get worst' ..... not 'worse' eh ..... 'worst' ..... and ..... 'Dark times ahead for T&T' ...... eh???? ...... anyway ..... ah cyah find de article online ...... so go look fuh it ..... cuz it's a must read!
'scene...I reiterate...you are a riot.
This post certainly made me grin!
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LOL ..... and this comment made ME grin!
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waatch nah that does get me with the guardian! big ig article like that you supposed to post online. I crack up, I find for predictions she predicting a little too clear. lol. Kanye n he pastelle well i nearly died! Jonas brother coulda perform something else that is the worst performance they have ever done!
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Mimi gyul ..... de Guardian does get me stink ...... yuh always cyah find stories online ...... an' it does always be important stories ..... like Yesenia's predications ...... da'is shit all ah we need tuh read ...... tuh be able tuh organise we stories fuh de comin year ..... steups ..... ah go look fuh it again .....
but leh meh say it straight ...... de NEWSDAY ..... is de only online papers ...... yuh does be able tuh find ...... any and everyting ...... big up tuh de Newsday!
..... and de Jonas Brothers ..... wha we go really say bout dem ..... they're young ...... they're very clean cut ..... they're virgins ...... dey cyah really sing either ...... but oh gorm ..... dey jus so darn cute!!
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If my name meant something to the World I would have also brought out a clothing line. If Kanye West's PASTELLE catches on in TnT people would end up with bags of PASTELLE but nothing to eat.
What's that on Alexis Phifer's wrist? It was the first thing I noticed after her legs. I think the world has been putting a negative spin on the term "trophy wife" but trophies are what people play for and without trophies life can get dull and even ugly at times
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LOL .... I know ...... I wondered the same thing ...... looks like a big water donut ........
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Being a musician and music junkie, i thought that is was only me that notices the flaws in some performances. I ain't feeling d kiddie pop so i wont comment but Annie Lennox and Sarah McLachlan demonstrate why some artistes will always be relevant while others are here only for a time. Yuh tink Lil Wayne will be relevant 5-10 years from now?
Rihanna, cute but a boring performer and cyar sing live! As opposed to Beyonce who is cute, exciting performer and can actually sing! I can't stand Kanye's public persona but i admire his efforts to push the envelope regarding hip-hop and music in general.
btw...i hear that Natasha Bedingfield is on the bill for Tobago Jazz 2009.
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Lil Wayne relevant in 5-10 years?! ...... uhhhhh .... no ...... I don't think so .....
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lol...I dont know which is funnier..the 'donut on she wrist' or lil Wayne being relevant on any plane of existence!
'scene...you are de greatest. am definitely grinning now!
b.t.w.The 'donut' looks like a spare silicone something for if one of the other two burst. Never hurts for a girl to be prepared!
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LOL ..... fuh real .... it really does look like those silicone breast implant things!
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