Fuh real?!
The Jizelle Salandy news really stumped me .... but ....
De Express fuh real?! ...... or rather ..... dat Nazma Muller Q&A fuh real? ...... Nazma Muller somehow manage tuh chain up ah interview ..... wit a real drug dealer ..... who still at large ..... cuz she didn't bother tuh hand him over (tuh de Police) after ...... as a matter of fact ..... she went to great lengths to hide his identity ....... yep ...... dat big black rectangle ..... is a picture of said drug dealer ..... cuz yuh know when yuh interviewing questionable characters ...... an' yuh goin an publish de story and show pics an' ting ...... yuh cyah be too careful ...... STEUPS ...... readers of de online version ....... weren't as lucky tho ..... they didn't get tuh see dat 'vital' pic ..... cuz de Express didn't put it on dey website ..... WHY I wonder??!! ..... but duh ...... seriously ..... what was de real purpose of including dat big black blob ..... what value did it really add ...... or is it that Nazma ran out of questions tuh ask Dean (oh that's his fake name) ...... and hence had some dead space (similar to dead air on de radio) tuh fill ...... anyway ...... barring dat lil bit ah dotishness ..... the content of the Q&A was quite revealing ..... and very interesting ...... and also a tad alarming ...... read it ...... FUH REAL!!!
De Guardian fuh real?! ....... who gives a flying fig about who de hottest MP is??? ...... what is ah hot MP? ..... what is de purpose of dis poll? ..... people being murdered ..... people dying from dengue ..... people dying on de roads .... pensioners cyah get dey pittance ..... and de Guardian want people tuh vote fuh de "Hottest MP"!!! ..... dey fuh real? ..... STEUPS ..... now if dey had ask ..... which MP does let out de HOTTEST AIR ..... ah could understand dat (an' answer dat) ..... and WTF are those hearts about ..... hearts and MPs??? ..... in TnT ..... da'is two ting dat go together at all (well except in Jack Warner's case who as I type is busy organisin 'his' pensioners wit de missin half of dey money) ....... hah lord! ..... ah Sunday Guardian ..... is ah whole $3.00 ....... den de odda day ...... dey went an' reduce de size (of de paper) ..... so now yuh payin de same $3.00 fuh less (paper) ...... and DAT is de kinda shit ...... dey fillin up de less wit???!!! ..... FUH REAL???
FLOW fuh real?! ..... since Friday nite dat dotish message showin on ABC (Channel 59) ...... why is FLOW messin wit my Sunday nite vibes?! ....... on ah Sunday nite ...... I need tuh see my Desperate Housewives ...... and my Brothers and Sisters ...... STEUPS ...... den de odda nite ...... as ah settle down tuh watch ah lil MTV ....... de picture only scramblin an' pausin ...... and everybody face only screwin an' bennin ...... what is up wit Flow ..... FUH REAL!!!
PS: .... fuh real?! ..... it have Trinis living in Israel!
De Express fuh real?! ...... or rather ..... dat Nazma Muller Q&A fuh real? ...... Nazma Muller somehow manage tuh chain up ah interview ..... wit a real drug dealer ..... who still at large ..... cuz she didn't bother tuh hand him over (tuh de Police) after ...... as a matter of fact ..... she went to great lengths to hide his identity ....... yep ...... dat big black rectangle ..... is a picture of said drug dealer ..... cuz yuh know when yuh interviewing questionable characters ...... an' yuh goin an publish de story and show pics an' ting ...... yuh cyah be too careful ...... STEUPS ...... readers of de online version ....... weren't as lucky tho ..... they didn't get tuh see dat 'vital' pic ..... cuz de Express didn't put it on dey website ..... WHY I wonder??!! ..... but duh ...... seriously ..... what was de real purpose of including dat big black blob ..... what value did it really add ...... or is it that Nazma ran out of questions tuh ask Dean (oh that's his fake name) ...... and hence had some dead space (similar to dead air on de radio) tuh fill ...... anyway ...... barring dat lil bit ah dotishness ..... the content of the Q&A was quite revealing ..... and very interesting ...... and also a tad alarming ...... read it ...... FUH REAL!!!
De Guardian fuh real?! ....... who gives a flying fig about who de hottest MP is??? ...... what is ah hot MP? ..... what is de purpose of dis poll? ..... people being murdered ..... people dying from dengue ..... people dying on de roads .... pensioners cyah get dey pittance ..... and de Guardian want people tuh vote fuh de "Hottest MP"!!! ..... dey fuh real? ..... STEUPS ..... now if dey had ask ..... which MP does let out de HOTTEST AIR ..... ah could understand dat (an' answer dat) ..... and WTF are those hearts about ..... hearts and MPs??? ..... in TnT ..... da'is two ting dat go together at all (well except in Jack Warner's case who as I type is busy organisin 'his' pensioners wit de missin half of dey money) ....... hah lord! ..... ah Sunday Guardian ..... is ah whole $3.00 ....... den de odda day ...... dey went an' reduce de size (of de paper) ..... so now yuh payin de same $3.00 fuh less (paper) ...... and DAT is de kinda shit ...... dey fillin up de less wit???!!! ..... FUH REAL???
FLOW fuh real?! ..... since Friday nite dat dotish message showin on ABC (Channel 59) ...... why is FLOW messin wit my Sunday nite vibes?! ....... on ah Sunday nite ...... I need tuh see my Desperate Housewives ...... and my Brothers and Sisters ...... STEUPS ...... den de odda nite ...... as ah settle down tuh watch ah lil MTV ....... de picture only scramblin an' pausin ...... and everybody face only screwin an' bennin ...... what is up wit Flow ..... FUH REAL!!!
PS: .... fuh real?! ..... it have Trinis living in Israel!
What de mudder arse is dis!!!!!
Newsday Fuh Real????????
Exactly why dey tink it okay tuh post ah picture of a dead Jizelle Salandy laying on a stretcher in de hospital? Why de arse de papers in Trinidad tink showing dem kind ah pictures is valid news? where de compassion fuh de family? Ah real vex oui!!!!!!!!!!
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What pic is dat ..... didn't see it .....
..... and yeah ..... the newspapers can be very insensitive sometimes ...... under the heading of reporting de news ...... most times ..... is only about sensationalism ..... and sellin papers!
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Ah doh know if only de online version ah Newsday does have 'Photos of the Day' but dat is where dey have de picture of Jizelle on de stretcher. And yeah somebody at de Guardian think that was ah clever headline tuh say she knocked out. Newsday eh much better nah as dey Sports Section dey say she suffer her first defeat of her young and promising life.
Sometimes Trini papers nuttin but joke nah. HARTY HARRR HARRR. Steups
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Trinis are all over. I have Trinis reading my blog from places like Indonesdia, Thailand, Canary Islands, Indonesia... you name it, we're there.
By the way, don't forget that Abu Bakr regularly sends his people Israel and other places in the middle east for 'training'.
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Jumbie boy ...... Indonesdia? ..... yuh sen meh straight back tuh meh long-time school Atlas fuh dah one
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Oh Gorm, is a typo. I was typing real farse. (^_^)
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Now that "big black blob" does not make any sense .Even I shoot better pics.lol
The Q&A´s do not surprise me. No matter where you go, if it´s drugs that are being sold you will find some crappy cops trying to make some extra cash.
Now a few of those male MP´s look like they reached or passed 50, that does not warrant the term "hot" anymore.
On the other hand with a dunce topic like that in the paper you can distract from the real things that are going on.
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.... even if they were all under 50 ..... I don't think Trinis see ...... 'hott' ..... or 'sexy' ..... or 'sexual being' ...... whenever they look at ah MP ...... I think what they see is ..... just another one ..... basking in their supposed importance ...... and bafflin us wit much bullshit!! ...... steups ...... dat ting real rile me yesterday yuh know! ...... an' ah was goin tuh forward meh 'vote' eh ...... but de content of meh email ..... woulda surely attract de BLIMP .... an' ah wasn't in de mood fuh no hoverin helicopters!
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So I could start a poll to see which MP is the biggest pile of crap?
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...... an' yuh know what de result will be ...... ah photo finish ..... fuh sure!
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Is the Guardian for real with that TACTLESS headline following Jizelle Salandy's death?!
"Jizelle Knocked Out"
TACKY,TASTELESS and TERRIBLE!
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OMG ...... NO ...... they really printed that?!
I doh get de Guardian during de week (only on weekends) ..... an' ah ketchin meh nennen tuh access de website (just tried) ......
That is totally tacky fuh real? ..... who does come up wit dat kinda nonesense bwoy?
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For real they have Trinis in Israel. An old partner of mine was a particularly devout Judaist and spent part of his teenage life in a Kibbutz in Israel.
Trinis really are everywhere. I am sure you hike to some remote mountain village in the Himalayas and somebody there will hear your accent and come over to give you a bounce and say "Ay Trini!".
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No, no, no, no, no!
Wusdescene, I must disagree with you heartily!
Don't blame the Express! They are being good journalists. Good journalists never betray their source. After all, who would want to blow any whistles if the newspapers would not guarantee anonymity?
The real story here is: If the Express can find a drug dealer for an interview, why can't the police?
And the man answered the question in his own interview. They would almost certainly kill him and take his cut--that's what.
There is no law in this country.
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Oh gorm Trinidad Adventist Gay ...... doh boof meh ..... ah was jus bein an idiot
I know the reporter couldn't turn him in ....... I know that there's some kind of different 'code of ethics' where reporters are concerned .....
.... and I totally agree ..... cuz yeah ..... really ..... how come they (reporters) could find these people ....... and the Police can't ...... but den again yuh see wha de man (de drug dealer) say ..... dem Police an' dem know who is who ..... and even helping out de 'who's who' ...... so is just ah setta bobbol goin orn ......
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Ey Chica....I agree with you for de MP's in dis case.....those who eh reach 50 yet, there already or those who already over 50....but otherwise dey have some real hotties around dat age eh....so doh dismiss de 50 plus group
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FLOW................btw.....someone please tell me what is a "set top box"
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huh .... I have no idea .... whey you see dat ...... are they trying to say "SETUP BOX"?
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traditionally the cable (decoder) box was placed on top of the tele... hence the name set-top-box!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Set-top_box
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Aye Thanks Bandi
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Glad you agree. I think we women do age nicely and still look hot at that age. A lot of men in that age group just do look like crappy old guys. Please, don't any man come back here and say that we women make them age.
I'm looking forward to hit 50.
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