Touchin base ....
Doh worry ...... ah eh tighten meh belt on blogging yet (altho ah notice some of my fellow bloggers did) .....
Is jus dat ..... these days ...... ah here ..... an' dere ...... an' everywhere ..... and so is my internet ...... hence my long absence ......
...... when yuh busy doin a lot of nothing ..... yuh wouldn't believe how time does fly ...... ah not even finding time tuh read ah lil papers self ...... or blogs even .....
But ...... de odda nite ..... when de internet vanished (fuh de umpteenth time) ...... ah decide tuh take dat opportunity ..... tuh browse tru de pile ah papers ...... dat was pilin up ...... and of course yuh know it had ah couple lil jokiness dat ketch meh ...... not news items really ....... cuz as ah say ...... was just ah browse ..... not ah read an' scrutinise ..... so ...... now dat ah actually have internet ..... ah say leh meh just logon ...... an' get ah quick kicks (altho I should really be gettin ready tuh head out!) ......
..... dis wasn't in de papers ..... but ah had tuh post it ....... cuz of dat "NIGHT GYRO"!
..... now I doh normally go Arabian Nights fuh Gyros ..... Iz go Grill Hut ..... but Grill Hut ..... like dey renovatin ..... and I doh know if is ah next Hyatt de puttin up ...... cuz lawdy ..... dat is de longest renovations ever ...... fuh such ah small joint ..... anyway ...... back tuh de "NIGHT GYRO" story ..... some day ..... a friend of mine ..... was real biggin up Arabian Nights gyros ...... so ah say ..... inasmuch as Grill Hut lock down ..... ah go try de Arabian Nights one ..... so ah gorn inside de place now ...... an' ah lookin at de different kinds ......when ah get stumped at NIGHT GYRO ..... so one time ah ask de Cashier what is ah Night Gyro ..... well my gyul ...... like she muzbe get dat question about ah million times ahready ...... cuz she ben down she head (as if lookin over a pair of spectacles) ..... position her eyes upward (nearly like how yuh does roll up yuh eye) ...... and reply ..... "Why - yuh want tuh know if is only in de night yuh could order it?" ..... well I buss out laughing ....... cuz that's exactly what I was thinking ...... den she start tuh laugh too ...... an' we jus get kicks ...... turns out the night gyro ...... is like the house special ..... its a gyro with all the meats in it ...... hence the word "NIGHT" .... from their name ...... Arabian Nights ...... so people ...... now yuh know ...... so when yuh go ....... doh be askin de people no chupid questions ..... jus order de night gyro ..... cuz dat shit's da bomb ...... it was yuh-meeee fuh real!!! ....... go tess it! .... oh .... and ask fuh all de dressings!
This picture just cracked me up ...... cuz even tho the picture is really about highlighting ...... that disgusting, big-ass, gaping hole in de pavement ...... all I was seein when I look at dat pic ...... is dat gyul facial expression .... and her cage up foot!!! ..... what de so-an-so is dat .... on dat gyul foot ..... LOL ...... I doh care if gladiator shoes in style ..... there's no way I was cagin up my foot like dat ...... hell no!
LAWD ...... didn't I tell y'all dat de man like air ....... he EVERYWHERE ....... he is Trinidad and Tobago's Number One BODYGUARD ...... Kevin Costner ...... ooooops ah mean ...... Kevin Da Costa (Bandi is you cause dat lil tie up
) ...... he is de same one ...... who was bodyguardin Richard Thompson ..... while he was in de hospital de odda day ....... ahhhhh ...... yet another crack-me-upper ...... cuz ah mean ..... just look at de man ..... his whole look .... is kicks ahready ..... den tuh put him in ah ad ..... wit ah hulk style rippin off of de t-shirt pose?! ...... LMAO!
This one had me really confused ...... I had tuh go tuh meh dictionary ....... cuz there was that word again ...... LOOSE?! ....... ah had tuh see if maybe ..... I wrong ...... cuz de amount ah times I does see dat word being used ...... in losing weight ads ..... tuh mean ....... LOSE .......
So yuh could ....... LOOSE ....... 2 lbs ........ right up to ...... 51 BS ...... and we all know what 'BS' stands for right? ...... oh ...... and the best part ....... dey still have ah Christmas Special!
You could tell me what de arse dis is about ....... I really don't understand ...... is it about getting a date ..... as in ...... man and woman ting (a la de lovely picture in de ad) ....... or is it like getting a date ...... like how yuh does have tuh get ah date ..... tuh renew yuh passport?! ....... cuz ah doh want tuh believe is de former ...... cuz who de rass does look fuh ah DATE in their AREA ...... and via text?! ...... who dis really targetin ...... people who have cell an' cyah afford gas ...... or outta area phone rates??? ..... and if da'is really de case ..... den why would dey want ah DATE ...... steups ...... dis is de biggest setta crap ...... and look at de cost of de text ....... ah whole $6.00???? ....... when fuh bloody FREE ..... I could jus go out de road (Diego Martin Main Road) an' look fuh man ..... steups ..... I real tempted tuh send de text yuh know (fuh research purposes of course) ...... but oh gorm ...... dah $6.00 go hurt meh ...... cuz da'is $6.00 less in premium gas ..... dat I could also use tuh go an' find ah man!!!
And last ...... but certainly not least ...... Impluse facial expression ...... it says it all ...... it is the same facial expression ..... dat does end up on my face too ...... whenever Chris Garcia start tuh sing ......
JAH DEY .... BURKA JAH DEY ..... BURKA JAH DEY ..... BAGWAH DEE!
(yep .... da'is all I does hear when Chris Garcia open he mout - can anyone translate)
Anyway peeps ....... I out ...... I have real ting tuh do ...... and is after 2:00 ahready ..... and I here talkin shit!!
PS: RIP Mighty Duke
Is jus dat ..... these days ...... ah here ..... an' dere ...... an' everywhere ..... and so is my internet ...... hence my long absence ......
...... when yuh busy doin a lot of nothing ..... yuh wouldn't believe how time does fly ...... ah not even finding time tuh read ah lil papers self ...... or blogs even .....
But ...... de odda nite ..... when de internet vanished (fuh de umpteenth time) ...... ah decide tuh take dat opportunity ..... tuh browse tru de pile ah papers ...... dat was pilin up ...... and of course yuh know it had ah couple lil jokiness dat ketch meh ...... not news items really ....... cuz as ah say ...... was just ah browse ..... not ah read an' scrutinise ..... so ...... now dat ah actually have internet ..... ah say leh meh just logon ...... an' get ah quick kicks (altho I should really be gettin ready tuh head out!) ......
..... dis wasn't in de papers ..... but ah had tuh post it ....... cuz of dat "NIGHT GYRO"!
..... now I doh normally go Arabian Nights fuh Gyros ..... Iz go Grill Hut ..... but Grill Hut ..... like dey renovatin ..... and I doh know if is ah next Hyatt de puttin up ...... cuz lawdy ..... dat is de longest renovations ever ...... fuh such ah small joint ..... anyway ...... back tuh de "NIGHT GYRO" story ..... some day ..... a friend of mine ..... was real biggin up Arabian Nights gyros ...... so ah say ..... inasmuch as Grill Hut lock down ..... ah go try de Arabian Nights one ..... so ah gorn inside de place now ...... an' ah lookin at de different kinds ......when ah get stumped at NIGHT GYRO ..... so one time ah ask de Cashier what is ah Night Gyro ..... well my gyul ...... like she muzbe get dat question about ah million times ahready ...... cuz she ben down she head (as if lookin over a pair of spectacles) ..... position her eyes upward (nearly like how yuh does roll up yuh eye) ...... and reply ..... "Why - yuh want tuh know if is only in de night yuh could order it?" ..... well I buss out laughing ....... cuz that's exactly what I was thinking ...... den she start tuh laugh too ...... an' we jus get kicks ...... turns out the night gyro ...... is like the house special ..... its a gyro with all the meats in it ...... hence the word "NIGHT" .... from their name ...... Arabian Nights ...... so people ...... now yuh know ...... so when yuh go ....... doh be askin de people no chupid questions ..... jus order de night gyro ..... cuz dat shit's da bomb ...... it was yuh-meeee fuh real!!! ....... go tess it! .... oh .... and ask fuh all de dressings!
This picture just cracked me up ...... cuz even tho the picture is really about highlighting ...... that disgusting, big-ass, gaping hole in de pavement ...... all I was seein when I look at dat pic ...... is dat gyul facial expression .... and her cage up foot!!! ..... what de so-an-so is dat .... on dat gyul foot ..... LOL ...... I doh care if gladiator shoes in style ..... there's no way I was cagin up my foot like dat ...... hell no!
LAWD ...... didn't I tell y'all dat de man like air ....... he EVERYWHERE ....... he is Trinidad and Tobago's Number One BODYGUARD ...... Kevin Costner ...... ooooops ah mean ...... Kevin Da Costa (Bandi is you cause dat lil tie up
) ...... he is de same one ...... who was bodyguardin Richard Thompson ..... while he was in de hospital de odda day ....... ahhhhh ...... yet another crack-me-upper ...... cuz ah mean ..... just look at de man ..... his whole look .... is kicks ahready ..... den tuh put him in ah ad ..... wit ah hulk style rippin off of de t-shirt pose?! ...... LMAO!This one had me really confused ...... I had tuh go tuh meh dictionary ....... cuz there was that word again ...... LOOSE?! ....... ah had tuh see if maybe ..... I wrong ...... cuz de amount ah times I does see dat word being used ...... in losing weight ads ..... tuh mean ....... LOSE .......
So yuh could ....... LOOSE ....... 2 lbs ........ right up to ...... 51 BS ...... and we all know what 'BS' stands for right? ...... oh ...... and the best part ....... dey still have ah Christmas Special!
You could tell me what de arse dis is about ....... I really don't understand ...... is it about getting a date ..... as in ...... man and woman ting (a la de lovely picture in de ad) ....... or is it like getting a date ...... like how yuh does have tuh get ah date ..... tuh renew yuh passport?! ....... cuz ah doh want tuh believe is de former ...... cuz who de rass does look fuh ah DATE in their AREA ...... and via text?! ...... who dis really targetin ...... people who have cell an' cyah afford gas ...... or outta area phone rates??? ..... and if da'is really de case ..... den why would dey want ah DATE ...... steups ...... dis is de biggest setta crap ...... and look at de cost of de text ....... ah whole $6.00???? ....... when fuh bloody FREE ..... I could jus go out de road (Diego Martin Main Road) an' look fuh man ..... steups ..... I real tempted tuh send de text yuh know (fuh research purposes of course) ...... but oh gorm ...... dah $6.00 go hurt meh ...... cuz da'is $6.00 less in premium gas ..... dat I could also use tuh go an' find ah man!!!
And last ...... but certainly not least ...... Impluse facial expression ...... it says it all ...... it is the same facial expression ..... dat does end up on my face too ...... whenever Chris Garcia start tuh sing ......
JAH DEY .... BURKA JAH DEY ..... BURKA JAH DEY ..... BAGWAH DEE!
(yep .... da'is all I does hear when Chris Garcia open he mout - can anyone translate)
Anyway peeps ....... I out ...... I have real ting tuh do ...... and is after 2:00 ahready ..... and I here talkin shit!!
PS: RIP Mighty Duke
Gyul....yuh ever hea Kevin - de bodyguard - talk......I tink he is a dye job a.k.a. blonde, because he have a harf arse yankee / british sometimes accent wit tru trini dialect .........
an he cyah really carry a conversation...dat hulk ting is the worse ad I have ever seen.....phew!!!
I need to "loose" weight too but dey really mean 2 lbs to 5 lbs .....but it is BS anyway.........LMAO!!
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LMAO ....... oh gorm Samba ..... doh start meh on he accent
I've never heard him speak ..... but I have heard about his speech ..... and yeah ..... that's the same thing the person told me ..... that he has a yankee/british accent ..... the person heard him being interviewed once ..... where ..... in his rankin yankee accent ..... he said ...... "an' ah tell she tuh move" ...... LOL
anyway .... is now after 3:00 ..... really gotta run (outta de house)!
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Lol. Scene. Yuh make me laugh today. They doh have Night Gyro in Bago... I have to ask dem bout that one.. That body guard look uhm.. sweet.
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buh wait ..... it have Arabian Nights in Tobago too?!
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*NEWS FLASH*
Ah was jus on Ariapita Avenue .... an' ah see dat Grill Hut open back .... well is about time!
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i tort u did go missin to get marrid... but seriously!
NIGHTS... good thing u cleared that up for me!
SHOES? I feel that photog wait fuh she
and when I see the man I say Kevin Costner too... LMAO
Impulse was waiting on Chris to pass the mic so he cudda finish sing the line fuh u...
jukupindnaneeeeeeeeee...
this laugh was needed... thanks again...
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jukupindnaneeeeeeeeee ..... OMG .... LOL ..... is that what he says fuh real?!
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as d man say in d song...
this is what it sound like to me...
listen to it again
it even could be... dolikdnaneeeee
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I thought you was singing in a tent...anyway
I like the gladiator shoes because it's a real turn on and that is why she is wearing them in broad daylight. It's like a net, a man trap.
They probably wanted to call it The Arabian Night Gyro but space might have been a problem.
Remember what they say, the things you get for free may end up costing you the most. They didn't say anything about $6.00.
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Wha yuh mean .... dey eh say nuttin bout $6.00 .... look it in de fine print ...... and LOL 'singing in a tent' ...... uhhhhh .... never
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u don't find the Bodyguard looks alot like this person in his "sweet pic"?:
http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Sweetums
LOL
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OMG .... yes!
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Those ads are funny. The body guard might sound blond but at least he's smart enough to make some bucks through advertising.
Look´s like that hole was just made for Gladiator chick.lol
I prefer the Day (greek) gyros, there is too much crap in the Night Gyros.
That weight loss add makes me wonder what "FAR Infrared Systems" stands for besides BS .
If you substitute another word for dating you know what that ad is all about.
Hey who knows maybe Chris Garcia has a contract with a burka manufacturer and all that singing is just another way of advertising, anything is possible.
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LOL ...... dat FAR Infrared systems ting had me confused too .....
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