Oh gawd ...... ah jus knock on about 20 wood!
 
Ah doh want tuh talk too soon ..... but ah tink meh internet 'Back on Track'!

This morning ...... when I awoke at 5:15 am (yes ah had tuh drop de parents in de airport) ...... my father informed me ...... that the internet had apparently returned ....... hmmmm ....... clearly de fruit really doh fall far from de tree ..... cuz how did daddy dearest make that discovery at dat hour of de mornin!?

Anyway ..... yuh know me ...... Ms. Internet Piper .... ah couldn't wait tuh reach back home (from de airport) ..... tuh logon and see if it workin fuh tru ...... and surprisingly it was ...... and still is ....... so with a huge sigh or relief ...... and inasmuch as ah done up and about ahready ...... ah say leh meh read some papers .......

You know de first papers I pick up .... de Newsday ...... have ah story about TSTT network bein back on track ...... but de deceivin little bastards ..... make it sound like is jus yesterday shit happen ...... and dey fix it quick ....... when I know ..... and more in Diego know ...... and even peeps in Barataria know ..... dat de shit happenin since last week!!! ....... I get so mad eh ...... an' when ah say mad ...... ah was firstly mad at de obvious .... of not having internet ...... den ah was mad at de dotishness de Techs was tellin us ..... den ah was mad when ah call again tuh follow up ...... and dey say it done have ah report in ahready ...... so in others words ...... don't call us again ...... just sit and sweat and wait it out til we decide tuh come an' deal wit yuh ....... so yuh could well imagine how mad(er) ah get dis morning ..... when ah see dat dotish article .....





Anyway ..... ah know ah say dat ah back ..... but ah eh really back yet ...... cuz is real pace today ...... is now minutes tuh 9 ...... so between now and about 11 ...... ah have tuh go an' make ah outfit (fuh Bishops later) ...... den between 11 - 12 ..... ah have tuh do meh homework ..... den ah have meh class from 1 - 4 ...... den ah have Bishops All-Inclusive ...... an' A A ..... talkin bout all-inclusive ...... allyuh gyul come out in de papers yesterday ...... yes ....... de Express ...... starring as one of the 'beautiful' people from ONE fete  ...... now makin papers eh nuttin new tuh me eh ...... cuz ah does end up at least once ah year (what can I say when yuh hot yuh hot ) ...... but dis particular instance had some irony attached ..... cuz allyuh done know ...... that that is said papers ..... dat I does be perusin all de time ....... lookin fuh ting tuh crap on ...... so imagine my surprise .... when ah reach de page ...... an' realise ..... but wait ...... look me ...... an' ah lookin like ah 'ting tuh crap on'!!! 

Cuz honestly ...... if de pic wasn't ah pic of me ...... ah woulda crap on it ...... cuz hear what de Express do yuh gyul ...... dey take de pic ..... and dey crop it ..... as in ...... dey cut meh out .... like ah blasted paper dolly ....... and ...... as if that weren't bad enuff ...... whoever (in de Express) do it ...... also gave me a new hairstyle ...... yes ..... cuz anybody who know me ...... know I have big hair ..... but like dey muzbe wanted tuh economisin on space ...... so dey gave me a lil haircut ...... an' ah real dotish one too eh ..... so of course ...... I need not now put in print ...... that I HATE the pic ...... but say what ...... it done dey .... it done do ...... I know I'm a hundred times fabulous-er in real ...... its on tuh de next photo op ..... Bishops fete ...... and we'll just have tuh wait an' see if ah make papers again!



PS:  De next dramas ..... is tuh call TSTT tuh request meh rebate fuh de down time! ..... cuz you do know ..... that altho they know ..... dat de whole of de north and north-east regions of Trinidad was down .... you still have tuh call and request ah rebate ..... dey eh go give it tuh yuh jus so!