Yuh know how ..... people does like tuh go an' blah blah dey mout ..... when ting like fly ..... an' cockroach ...... an' hair an' ting ...... end up in dey food ..... in an effort tuh alert other people .... tuh shop wit caution ...... at said fly and cockroach and hair distributors ..... well ...... I am one of those .... cuz I am the most scornful person you will ever meet ..... and ..... I think I've also seen it all ..... down tuh ah fingernail (with red nail polish) in meh salad ...... but ....... none of that grossness prepared me ..... fuh what happened tuh me on Friday nite ..... it was at that point that I realised ..... that I eh see it all .... at all!!! ..... cuz you will not believe this one! 

While cleanin up de kitchen ..... ah had lil dishes tuh wash ..... so ah pull out meh 'almost empty' diswashing liquid .... and proceeded tuh squeeze out some ..... when SALT ..... nuttin was comin out ..... not even air ..... now is Quix I does use ....... and de dispenser is ah tiny little hole .... so I eh dig nuttin ..... cuz ah know is really dregs ah was tryin tuh get out anyway ...... and yes ....... I does ring it dry ..... so ah open de cover ..... ah put ah lil water ..... and ah shake it up ..... just tuh help release de soap stuck tuh de sides ..... and tuh dilute it lil bit ...... fuh it tuh flow out better ...... anyway ...... after ah done shake it up now ..... ah turn it upside down again ..... and proceed tuh squeeze out soap again ...... when ..... the horror ....... out came two little black things ..... floating around in the lovely (now bubbly) bright green liquid ...... ah couldn't make out what de rass it was ...... so of course ah immediately get grossed out ...... cuz dishwashing liquid ..... just like any other liquid soap ...... eh suppose tuh have no floatee tings in it ..... worse again black ones ...... so ah empty it out ...... an' ah wash out de bowl pronto!

Now altho ah shoulda just pull out de new container (dat ah had in de cupboard) ..... and trow way dat obviously contaminated one ..... curiosity was killin meh wit dem two black tings ...... cuz never before had I seen anything like dat come out of my soap ...... so outta pure fassness ..... ah decide tuh take off de cover ....... and look inside ...... but duh ....... of course I couldn't see ah thing ....... so smart me ...... realise that all ah had tuh do now ..... was just hold de container upside down and let de soap dregs (or whatever) roll out ..... when ...... the horror again ..... and this time ..... the horror of all horrors ...... it was ah nasty stinkin cockroach ...... slowly ooozing out of the container ...... wit two long ass feelers ..... WELL I WANTED TUH VOMIT!!! ..... cuz all I start tuh study ..... is de amount ah glass dat I wash ..... wit soap from dat very container ...... glass dat I woulda no doubt have put my mouth on after ....... I was so grossed out eh ...... and in shock too ...... cuz how de rass dat ting really get in dere ...... I had tuh have purchased dat soap wit de cockroach in it ..... cuz there's no way ..... that a cockroach could have entered that container!

Now de ting is ...... if yuh get ah cockroach in yuh food ....... at least yuh could say ...... yuh eh patronisin dah food place again ...... but what yuh could do ....... when de cockroach end up in ah sealed/closed product ...... dat yuh get in HILO ..... and dat yuh cyah tell until yuh reach de bottom?!

Ahhhh ..... I lookin tuh see if next time I go in de grocery ...... if it have ah brand in ah transparent bottle yes .... as ah matter of fact ..... I tink I done wit goin green ...... I lookin tuh go transparent from now on ..... so at least if it have cockroach ...... ah go see it clear as day ..... and not after ah done drink and eat from ah setta cockroach scented/flavoured dishes!!!




So dat is Quix .... where Mr. Cockroach drowned ..... and created ah whole new fragrance ...... Lime Cockroach!!! ..... and the irony ..... look who Quix was hangin out wit at de time ..... flickin baygon ..... anyway ..... I eh have no pics of de roach ...... it was just too nasty .... cuz not only was it a cockroach (which is gross enuff) ...... it was also dead ...... and kinda big ..... and really slimy and fallin apart ......




Note ..... altho the cover can come off .... it is not necessary ..... as there's a little flip open piece ..... so really ...... the cover ...... is always on ...... and CLOSED! ...... so is not tuh say ..... dat de cover was off at any time fuh Mr. Cockroach tuh just stroll eeeeen!




.... and note again .... if even ah had leave de lip flip top open ...... ah cockroach cannot get eeen dat hole ..... an' is not like he woulda enter as ah baby ..... and grow up! ...... geeeeez ...... my only consolation is ...... dat at least de chemicals in de soap woulda kill any harmful germs etc. ..... right???



PS:  .... allyuh see Basdeo Panday win de dotish Guardian newspaper ..... Hottest MP crap (Male) ...... and Donna Cox win Hottest MP (Female) ...... Grrrrrrrrr???