Ah SCORCH-in hottt!!!!
Oh gorm ....... is real never-see-come-see-ness playin off here yes! ...... cuz dat is my pic ...... yes ...... check out de credit at de bottom left ..... is my pic ..... starrin on Page 76 ..... of de Feb/Mar 09 issue of ...... SCORCH!!! ..... an' ah know yuh could hardly see it eh (meh name dat is) ...... but say what ...... go get yuh FREE copy anyway (book signing at Corner Bar later 
) ..... cuz de article too ..... is real kix!!! ..... and ..... on dat note ...... I out ...... cuz I jus gotta get me ..... one ah dem RETRACTABLE TREBUCHET! 
dey ax fuh d pic or jess use it an credit yuh?
I may b Pon de Corner l8r buh I eh go have time to pic up a copy... would you sign my forehead instead?
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Yeah .... they asked me for it ..... I was so excited
.... an' doh worry ...... Corner Bar does have dem books trow all over ...... so when ah see yuh later (cuz I'll really be there) ...... ah go bless yuh up wit ah double autograph ..... one in de book ..... an' one on de forehead
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That Avenger 5000 will never work. It relies too much on dunceys responding to a call. They never have vehicles unless is to swing by a back road bar, you know.
The slingshot trebuchet is the best bet....
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The slingshot trebuchet is the best bet....
Hell yeah .... that's why I chose that one
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i get meh SCORCH but no autograph
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Bringing Sharpie and forearm for signing to Corner Bar later...what time is the autograph session?
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Slacker .... dat was last nite hun
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