Face to Face ... tuh ... Face to Space!
Is ah long time ...... ah eh touch on ting goin orn in Trini ..... an' ah tink is because it jus have too much ting tuh talk about ..... ah does get confuse ...... cuz jus look at some of de crap goin orn here .....
- Police ..... instead of dem doin dey wuk ..... dey payin ah miscellaneous man ..... some small money (an' booze) ...... tuh go an' hunt down de people fuh dem 'Identification Line Up' ...... Grrrrr???
- den remember de gyul (Rajdaye Rampersad) who run away tuh marrid she man ..... an' she parents cry 'foul' is kidnap! ..... well ..... apparently it WAS kidnap eh ...... cuz Rajdaye come out an' say dat it was really ah spell ...... ah curse ..... dat she was under ..... caused by an enchanted chain placed round she neck .... and by she diamond wedding ring too ...... yes ..... apparently it was ah spell cast by ah Hindu spiritual leader (usin dem two ting) ..... dat was keepin her from breaking free (of de supposed spell or curse) ...... so yuh see ..... all dem 'happily marrid' pictures in de papers was crap ..... de gyul was really kidnap!!! (LAWD could dis story have gotten any weirder?!) den it have important ting ..... like all dem foreigners who suddenly want tuh buy out de Govt share of shares in Republic Bank (China/Canada) .....
- den it have de ongoing Jack, Ramesh, Basdeo (and Harry) crap ..... STEUPS ..... all ah dem who runnin from Jack money ..... could re-direct him (Jack) tuh me yes!!!
- then there's the World Cup qualifier (TnT vs El Salvador) dat we play Wednesday nite ..... dat we shoulda never DRAW!!!
- then there's Carnival crap ..... wit man tryin tuh ban soca songs ..... like ah damn tit fuh tat .... jus because in Jamaica ...... certain dancehall songs (wit lewd lyrics) get de axe!!
- den like people start back gettin kidnap ..... Grrrrr???
- den is dry season ..... an' rain still fallin ...... an' places still floodin ......
- den like de Govt still eh know if tuh give we ah public holiday fuh de Summit in April ...... Grrrrr??? ..... YES!
..... an' wait ..... talkin bout de Summit ....... whatever happen tuh de Heliport (on de Foreshore) dat was suppose tuh finish on February 9 ...... cuz today is ...... Friday February 13 ...... an' it eh done yet ..... an' it eh even lookin near done ....
and oh ...... talkin bout Friday February 13 ...... allyuh remember dat today is Black Friday ...... so go an' play de mark eh ...... CAT ...... ah tink is 30 ..... an' while yuh dey ...... play ah lil Lotto too ..... cuz I doh know if allyuh realise ...... but while everybody only studyin limin an' partyin an' drinkin ...... Lotto Plus rollin ...... yes it keep rollin over ...... is now $3.7M .....
But anyway ..... de real reason ...... ah decide tuh revert ...... tuh some Trini crap today ..... is dem Face to Face full page ads in de papers ...... allyuh see dem ...... actually yuh cyah miss dem ..... cuz is two full pages ...... smack in de middle of de papers ..... real good idea ..... but de note at de bottom ..... da'is fuh kix? ......
Saturday Express - February 7, 2009
But all kix aside ...... today now ...... when ah open meh middle page ...... ah see de ad ..... but wit ah setta BLACK box ...... now ah know is BLACK FRIDAY ...... but wha dah really mean ..... is it that those black boxes (7, 15, 16 and 19) really CALLED ...... is it dat de Police find dem ..... is it dat de public turn dem in ...... is it dat dey done dead ahready ..... and even if any of those possibilities ...... IS what it is ...... then why still include dem (via black box) ..... is it because dey each assigned ah specific number (an' dey want tuh keep de numbers flowin?) ...... is it dat dey tryin tuh show us dat de ad workin??? ...... wuz de real scene with dem 'blackouts'?
The Daily Express Section 3 - Friday February 13, 2009
PS: ..... meh stalker jus call meh (WHY?) ..... an' ah jus get dat vital info (below) in email (LOL!) ..... HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY PEEPS!
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ROFL, those Face to Face ads are a riot! I can see those criminals calling and turning themselves in right now.lol
Happy Valentines Day to you too. Sometimes it's better to spend that day alone rather than with somebody uncaring and full of negativity. Last years unique man could not even manage #9 on the list.lol
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Machel is a real imps... and Bmobile is some BIGGER imps for still airing those ads featuring him. has wrigley & chris brown taught them NOTHING?? STEUPS!
Happy valentine's!
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Agreed Speedy. I find Bmobile taking long tuh pull dey sponsorship. I even heard from a lil birdie that he cuss up Shurwayne at AC7. I ent know how true that is. Hmmmmm.
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..... is true!
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ent in d SCORCH interview he say he doh slap!
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oh, I just love that Valentine's advice pic... makes so much sense. Especially #10.
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Well..............yuh know I have been outa it fuh de last two weeks an ah just get a brief moment to check e-mail and now make a lil comment on de RBL issue and foreign banks........It's been about 5 or 6 years now that the talk of foreign banks wanting to get their hands on RBL....a blind man cudda tell de only way dat would happen was fuh CL to sell dey shares and is a long time now we know CL was havin cash flow problems ...all ah dat stale news.....HSBC...though meaning Hong Kong Shanghai Banking Corporation is not totally a China Bank...de main man (owner - not CEO or Pres. or Chairman) is supposedly European or something..an rumour had it for a few years now dat it was dem or a Bank in Qatar..but remember Mr CLICO is no dummy...check dis
1) AH own 55% of ah "BIG" Bank an ah have no say
2)Ah contributing almost 30% of de GDP of T&T
3) Ah is REAL fren wid de PM
So ah decide to play meh han...ah sit down in meh penthouse in de Hotel dat ah own in Florida and ah call PM...ah tell him hear what.....de world economy says everyting goin south so leh me be de first to get a bailout (good position to be in ...1st.....de Gov't will den get control of my shares in RBL...you in charge of de Gov't...an I in charge ah you....so who's now in charge of RBL...in a very roundabout way???...ME an ah smilin all de way to be bank...HA! HA!.....PEOPLE OPEN YUH EYES.......dis is just anodda game to dem an we go be sufferin in de long run....but 4 years ago I said I was goin to leave RBL before de shit hit de fan AND it just did...AND I glad I leave.....HE works in mysterious........Lord help us ways.......
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That stalker really believes in 'true love'!
How long has he been at it? At least 6 months he's pining for your attention no?
Ah well, sometimes I wish I had a (good-looking) stalker myself.
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A couple of these convicts look like friends and I will let the Police have a closer look
Having a book called Valentines for dummies is redundant. Valentines was designed and built for dummies anyway
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