Fete over .... back tuh work!

So de Carnival come and gorn ..... jus so ...... everyting done ..... an' Zee gyul ..... ah really eh play mas nah ..... altho on Ash Wednesday ..... when ah found out dat is ah BRAZILIAN MACAW costume ..... dat meh fren had fuh meh (FREE) ...... ah wanted tuh bawl ..... cuz I loved that costume ..... but like it really wasn't meant tuh be ..... cuz my whole scene was dis ...... he call me from abroad (bout 2 weeks before Carnival) ..... tuh offer meh de costume ...... an' ah tell him straight out ..... dat ah not interested in playin mas ...... den he kyna try tuh twiss meh arm ...... an' ah tell him dat Tribe costumes like cocaine ..... an' dat it have real pipers does want dem ...... an' dat he eh go have no problem sellin it ...... den ..... de day after de phone call now ...... ah ketch mehself ...... an' ah sen him ah email tuh find out de section ...... cuz Scene eh playin in no shit costume (even if it free) ...... but ..... my boy never reply ..... so I say he done wit me ..... an' dat was dat ..... but Friday now ..... we limin ..... and he start tuh relate de story tuh de lime ...... in ah kyna way like ..... imagine I offer dis gyul ah free costume an' she refuse ..... tuh which they all gasped in horror ..... but ...... whatever ...... c'est la vie ...... Carnival go come again (and so would more freeness )!



Brazilian Macaw - Photo courtesy Tribe's Website


Anyway ..... I did absolutely nothing for Carnival ..... literally ...... I was home both days (like ah couch potato) ...... my last soiree was Lara fete on Carnival Sunday ...... which was FAB as usual ...... real ting tuh eat (food, dessert, ice cream - all kyna ting!) ....... real drinks (anyting) ....... real celebs (de Yorkes and de Latapys and de dotish Govt Ministers etc. etc.) ...... real hotties (like me ) ..... real nice man (ah pick up 3 foreigners!) ..... real borse toilets ...... oh gorm dem Andy Loos toilets ...... every time dat I am privileged tuh pee in one ah dem ting ...... ah does have tuh mention it ...... and de decor ..... always tops .... cuz hear nah ..... Mr. Lara doh jus invite yuh into he yard eh ..... he does have actual structures designed (by an Architect) and built ..... so its like a real Carnival city when yuh walk eeen de venue ..... oh and he had de lil Satchmo's replica this year again ..... then there's the music ..... Destra was real good ..... that was the first time fuh de season ..... dat I actually took in her performance ...... Machel was good too (ah doh tink he misbehave) ..... and he even had Beenie Man in his set ..... tings was so nice ..... dat we were even blessed by ah lil rain here an' there ..... but nuttin tuh sen people wit weave runnin ...... I stay til be party done, done, done ..... an' den ah end up droppin one of Lara Bajan Chefs back tuh he hotel (de Hyatt) ...... which is ah whole odda long story ..... den when ah was goin home ...... if you see traffic heading outta Diego ....... ROAD BLOCK fuh jouvert ..... is no way dat dem people who was in dat traffic ...... woulda make it tuh jouvert ....... real traffic ..... an' real Police!! ..... de nex day ..... ah see in de papers ..... dat was only ah setta small ting dey find ...... no big busts ..... steups!

And talkin bout papers ...... I haven't been reading papers at all ...... cuz all de papers have in dem dese days .... is ah setta costume an' carnival ting ...... but today ..... I took de opportunity tuh run tru some ...... and ..... as usual ..... I found some odd stuff (see below) ......

But before we get tuh dat ..... IT'S A GIRL for Faye-Ann and Bunji ...... YAY! ...... dis is really Faye-Ann's year bwoy ..... dey gyul win EVERYTING ...... Road March ...... Power Soca ....... Groovy Soca ..... and now ..... she have ah new baby ..... an' wha bout Mc Farlane too ...... he real lick up too ...... wit King AND Queen (sorry Curtis look like yuh time up) ..... and Band of de Year ..... WOW!

But back tuh my scenes over de last few days ...... so yeah ..... Monday and Tuesday was nort fuh me ...... den Wednesday was more of de same ....... went tuh ah lil house lime in de nite ...... Thursday ah went back in de Indian Expo (fuh de third time) ..... oh and I also called Toyota ..... tuh get an appointment fuh ah service ..... and I was given April 8 by Tracey ..... an' ah know yuh probably wonderin why ah tellin yuh dis ...... well is fuh my records really ...... so dat when ah call on de 7th tuh confirm ..... an' dey tell meh shit like dey eh seein no appointment on de system ..... ah could lambaste appropriately (an' call name an' ting) ...... oh ..... and how could I forget ...... CURRENT WENT ..... yes ...... blackout in de West on Thursday ...... it went fuh about half hour ..... from about 8:45 pm ..... tuh about 9:15 pm ...... oh and dat reminds me ..... water went too ....... on Carnival Monday ....... den on Friday ..... ah went Movie Towne (wit meh same foreign fren) ...... me, he and two girlfrens went tuh see ...... He's just not that into you ...... and HELLO ...... I didn't have tuh spend no $40 tuh see dat shit ...... cuz everyting in dat movie ...... us chicks done know ahready ...... it was hilarious tho ...... and fuh one reason only ...... i.e. how real it is ...... I saw myself in it ...... and I also saw some guys I've encountered in my lifetime ...... I recommend (good fuh both men and women) ...... but not at Movie Towne ...... go get de DVD ...... imagine I buy ah M&Ms ..... ah dozen fry wontons ..... and two Minute Maid juice ..... and de bill come up tuh $70 ...... yes yuh read rite ...... $70 dollars ...... when de Cashier hand meh de slip tuh sign ...... an' ah look at it ....... ah get ah instant arthritis ...... is like meh hand an' meh fingers couldn't move ...... $70 yuh know!!! ...... and den at de bottom of de receipt have ah big ENJOY YOUR MOVIE! ...... Grrrrrr??? ..... how de hell yuh could enjoy yuh movie ..... after yuh jus pay $30 fuh 12 scrawny ass oily fry wonton???!!! ...... I doh even tink is so much fuh wontons in ah genuine Chinee Food place ...... but never me again ..... next time ...... I packin ah bag ...... wit meh lil Orchard an' ah sandwich (an meh M&Ms) ...... cuz like Movie Towne crazier dan me!!!





An' talkin bout Movie Towne ...... wha goin orn with de Heliport on de Foreshore ...... dat was suppose tuh finish since February 9, 2009???

Anyway ..... yuh know me ..... I does cyah stop talkin ...... an' worse again ...... after not loggin orn fuh ah whole 7 days ...... so ..... ah pressin some brakes here ...... cuz de odda nite ...... meh sister tell meh ..... dat meh posts does be too long ...... so ah gorn ..... look some crap from de papers until de nex one .......





OK .... so you must have heard about this story dat buss in de Thursday Guardian ...... which is ..... a Faye-Ann Lyons Soca Fan (VN) ....... went to a friend's house (PG) ...... tuh view de Soca Monarch finals ...... equipped with his puncheon and coke (I guess fuh those mind numbing segments of the show) ...... and he end up dead ...... now so far ...... as you've probably realised ...... none of those details have ANY relevance ....... tuh de actual story of a man dying from a snake bite!!!

So anyway ..... apparently de man didn't bathe before goin ...... and decide tuh take ah lil bath when he reach ..... only tuh be stung by a snake ...... on his big toe ....... now de man didn't know what bite him eh ....... all he know ...... "is dat someting raff he foot an' he kick it away an' he foot start tuh burn like shit" ...... is only upon later examination of his big toe ..... dat he see two fang marks ..... an da'is how he conclude dat it muzbe ah snake dat bite him ..... anyway ..... three injections (of who knows what, cuz apparently de hospital didn't have no anti-venom) ....... and three days later ..... VN died at the San Fernando General Hospital ...... from poisoning ..... could you believe dis story???!!! ..... not so much de gettin bite part eh ..... but de part about de Hospital not being able tuh treat de man cuz dey didn't have de antidote?!?! ..... unbelievable!





Ms. PG scared now ...... dat de 'killer' snake still in de bush somewhere by her house ..... and I could so relate ...... cuz I was jus so ....... when dat iguana was in my ceiling ...... and I tort was ah snake!! ..... but ah see in yesterday's Express ..... dat dey sendin Snake Hunters tuh look fuh said 'killer' snake ......





Duhhhh ...... this ad confused me ...... especially the 'must have car, wagon or other vehicle' ...... cuz ..... isn't a car a vehicle ..... and isn't a vehicle also called a car ..... and isn't a wagon a vehicle too ...... unless is de 'Little House on the Prairie' kind dey talkin bout! ...... so why not just say 'must have vehicle' ...... and what it is .... you could be sellin so ..... dat you could earn over $4000 weekly?





..... an' talkin about CARS ...... since when thieves ..... tiefin AUDIs ..... I tort tief cars was only like B13 and B14 an' Almera an' ting ..... I didn't know car tiefin gorn luxury now! 





.... an' talkin about TIEFIN ...... dey offerin ah reward fuh de return of de ...... entire Laptop ...... or its Hard Drive ........ Grrrrrr???? ...... I doh understand (as usual) ...... people does tief laptops fuh parts? ...... don't de tief re-sell de item whole ...... why are these people thinking they could get back de hard drive?





..... an' talkin about REWARDS ...... where's the reward fuh this find ..... nobody eh go be inclined tuh help ..... if it eh have no reward ...... and who say de dogs LOST anyway ..... 1 male ..... and 1 female ..... MIA ...... dat soundin tuh me ...... like dey elope ..... an' tuh besides ..... was Carnival Sunday dey went missin ..... fuh all yuh know dey muzbe still las lappin in some bar somewhere!

PS:  .... all jokes aside .... ah hope de people really find de dogs yes!





Buh wha de jail ...... I didn't know yuh could get BOTOX in Trini ..... an' ah like de ad too ..... no beatin around de bush ...... dey went straight tuh de point wit dat ...... FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION ...... cuz ah really hear dat dat is exactly how yuh does look when yuh BOTOX eh ..... free of ALL expression!!!





Well look at my crosses ...... ah guess de Jolly Roger eh so jolly no more ...... you know I nearly end up on dat boat ....... on Carnival Thursday ......yes ...... if ah didn't get de freeness fuh Beach House ...... ah was goin tuh go tuh dey Carnival Cruise ....... LAWD ...... suppose de boat did sink den ...... dat woulda be ah real Trini titanic catastrophe!!




If I can win ..... den why de hell I don't win ...... hope I DID win!



PS:  I jus remember is Lent ..... hmmmm ...... what should I give up?!

 
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  • March 1, 2009 3:25 AM Chica wrote:
    Good to see you back. Gyul, I can't belive you stayed home for carnival!!!
    Make sure you keep that costume connection for next year's carnival though.
    Glad to hear that lara tunred out great.
    That snake story is something else, I can't belive that they have no anti dote in the hospital. Well let's hope that the snake stays right there next to the house and waits a few days for the snake hunters to arrive.
    Those ads are a riot as usual.LoL

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    1. March 1, 2009 3:36 AM wuzdescene wrote:
      I eh play mas fuh about 4 or 5 years ...... but I would normally hit Ariapita Avenue at least ..... but dis year ..... ah jus couldn't get off de couch!!

      .... but on ah more important note ..... wha de rass you doin up dis hour of de morning???

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      1. March 1, 2009 4:23 AM Chica wrote:
        Well then it's about time you start it again. I just got to watch carnival on CTNT and looked at the beautiful pic's on AKA's blog.

        I'm in europe, so it's morning over here. But I get up real early.

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        1. March 1, 2009 2:00 PM wuzdescene wrote:
          WOW .... from Trini tuh Europe! ...... de scene reachin far bwoy ...... and yeah ...... aka's pics ARE beautiful ..... and so different ...... not yuh typical carnival pics ......
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      2. March 2, 2009 1:01 PM TriniSDAGay wrote:
        I expected after all that feteing you might be one to play mas! I am shocked myself (even thought I have never played mas).
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        1. March 2, 2009 9:22 PM wuzdescene wrote:
          nah boy ..... I had nuff years of dreevayin mehself all over town
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  • March 1, 2009 7:59 AM Coffeedude wrote:
    'scene

    I dont know how I missed that Jolly Roger thing. Wow. Seems that everything that younger Warner touches like it blight! seems that the folks who just cleaned up the beaches at Chaguamaras have to go back and clean up a big, stinkin boat from those waters!

    I was also wondeering about the heliport. Like everything else in this country they start off "hot and sweaty" and then suddenly like they change their mind. Geez.

    I think I know that guy . owner of the audi . will have to check.

    Keep good.

    Later 'scene.
    Coffeedude

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    1. March 1, 2009 1:53 PM wuzdescene wrote:

      I guess de heliport really isn't fuh de summit .....

      ..... but yuh know what is ah next ting dat I sometimes wonder about ......
      dem Scooterz ...... do you see any of them on de road?!


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      1. March 1, 2009 8:24 PM bandi wrote:
        I've seen some scooting around... will try to get a pic for you...

        and they consulting on the summit...

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      2. March 5, 2009 5:20 PM bandi wrote:
        i have yuh scooter pic... missed another scooting thru traffic... http://twitpic.com/1vasa
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        1. March 5, 2009 7:13 PM wuzdescene wrote:
          OK .... so that's one in the pic .... and one you missed ..... so I guess they ARE sellin ..... altho I eh see none yet!
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  • March 1, 2009 8:15 AM bandi wrote:
    would have loved to see you in that costume...

    and you shudda see the yard where da man get dat snake bite...

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    1. March 1, 2009 1:46 PM wuzdescene wrote:
      Boy .... I too woulda love tuh see me in dat costume

      ..... an' how yuh know de yard ...... yuh went tuh watch de Soca Monarch too?

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      1. March 1, 2009 8:26 PM bandi wrote:
        saw the news report... a lot (not alot=plenty), a lot of bush surrounded by concrete structures... complete with outdoor amenities...
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  • March 1, 2009 9:17 AM slacker wrote:
    The thing with the Audi...the finance company can't find it not the driver...get it? Missed you
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    1. March 1, 2009 1:44 PM wuzdescene wrote:
      Awwww ..... missed you too babe ..... and duh ...... and phew ...... re de Audi ting
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  • March 1, 2009 10:15 PM Jumbie wrote:
    Concerning the Dell laptop, when exactly is that date: Friday 20th 2009? Money run out before the final draft?

    An entertaining post as usual.

    By the way, hospitals don't stock anti-venom. The chap probably got antihistamines to prevent allergic reactions, but well, we see the result. Most doctors don't even know how to freaking treat certain types of poisons...
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    1. March 1, 2009 10:40 PM wuzdescene wrote:
      oh shit ..... ah lapse ...... Friday 20th 2009???? ..... LOL ..... I didn't even pick up on dat ...... dat shit is even funnier now ..... we'll assume dey meant Friday 20th FEBRUARY

      .... and re: ah lil part of de Guardian article ....... a senior doctor advised ...... that depending on the type of snake, antidotes were available at the hospital, however, if they don't have any ..... they order a supply from the Mt. Hope poisoning centre or Caracas .....

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  • March 2, 2009 7:15 AM aka_lol wrote:
    For me, Carnival is digital photos and that would be my legacy. I see people jumping and having a good time in both Macaw costumes and bikinis and wonder how they could do without a camera. I guess, to each her own.

    $14.00 for a Minute Maid and $30.00 for wontons? No wonder pirate DVDs so popular in TnT. I hope Movietowne realize the real fete just over.

    I wonder if Girlblue was part of the snake hunting team? Anyway, this whole snake biting story has shattered my confidence in bathrooms and puncheon.

    The quality of an ad shows the quality of the opportunity. Ads are never deceiving.

    I think somebody is owing money on their Audi. This will be very common from now on.

    You know, I think I saw a Silver Dell Inspiron Laptop and it did have a missing look about it. It must be from Valsayn then.

    I don't think it was only the dogs who went on a wild romp.

    Look, for Carnival Botox would be helpful but buttocks is essential. Can they do both?

    I wonder who the Jolly Roger was insured with?

    The chances of winning lotto is the same as Bas giving up power to RamJack or Patos giving up power to KR.

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    1. March 2, 2009 11:03 AM wuzdescene wrote:
      oh no ..... so you mean I'll NEVER win the lotto??!!

      LOL .... you're always so thorough (and funny)

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  • March 2, 2009 2:36 PM KC wrote:
    Waiz de scene Yuh cool?

    Re: Hard drive, yuh think maybe the person had ah portable hard drive connected to their computer? Hmmmm, just wondering.

    Re: Botox, I thought de same blasted thing..."we have that here". Not me nah. I go grow old gracefully. Next thing yuh know, my eyebrow end up as part ah meh hairline. Dem thing does make yuh look expressionless for real.

    Ah well palance mehself in Tribe's Bird of Paradise. Had a blast as usual.

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    1. March 2, 2009 9:27 PM wuzdescene wrote:
      Yeah I real cool ...... glad tuh hear yuh had ah time in Tribe ...... all my friends who played with them ..... said the same thing ......
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  • March 2, 2009 7:25 PM kimz wrote:
    nice tuh see u back scene! ah whole 7 days witout ah post, i say yuh probably rellllll enjoy carnival lol.

    about wat yuh givin up 4 lent...not blogging plz, anyting else.

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    1. March 2, 2009 9:18 PM wuzdescene wrote:
      LOL ..... nah ..... maybe I'll give up drinkin ...... but wait ...... what ah sayin ..... nex week is cricket ..... OK ..... I'll tink about what ah givin up ...... after next week 
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  • March 2, 2009 10:27 PM Zee wrote:
    girl please line up here for a v8 thump!
    A free costume?? steupsssss
    I had a bess carnival and i meet a bess rasta lawd!
    but u see that movietowne thing....speaking of which i have a date to go (reluctantly) i think i finding every expensive thing on that list yes....
    though my friends tell me that plan is going to backfire on me

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    1. March 2, 2009 10:36 PM wuzdescene wrote:
      yeah yeah yeah ..... ah deserve ah big steups fuh dah costume scene ..... but wha yuh mean ah 'bess rasta' ...... dat lil redundant ...... all rastas 'bess' (well tuh me at least ) ....... an' oh gorm ..... ah know bout dem after cahneeval dates ...... I dodge 3 mehself ....... have fun!
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  • March 5, 2009 7:33 PM Game Well and Truly Over wrote:
    Your ads summary is better than Leno!
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    1. March 6, 2009 12:04 AM wuzdescene wrote:
      LOL ..... I love dat segment of Leno ..... cuz he just cracks me up wit those wack ads ..... ah hope Conan know ..... dat when he take over ..... he have tuh keep up wit it .....
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