Dat Cricket .... what ah Crock!!!
Hmmmm ..... dese days I eh gettin chance tuh pass tru here at all ...... de past two days was kinda weird ...... actually ...... more like crazy ..... but ...... not as crazy as dat cricket today ...... what de rass really happen in dat cricket today bwoy??!!!
Now I eh see de whole ting eh ...... ah wuz kinda watchin it (on de TV) in de mornin ...... den it start tuh rain (in Guyana whey dey playin) ...... den ah went out (in Trini whey ah livin) ...... but I did ketch de crucial part (fuh WI) ...... i.e. dat BORSE 39TH OVER ..... an' ah say cruical ....... cuz jus when we chips was down ..... Lawd Fadda ..... call him Tiger ..... call him Chander ...... call him entertainer or whatever ...... de man ..... all of ah sudden ..... start tuh look like we Saviour ...... cuz WOW ...... talk about licks like fire ...... poor Harmison ...... from de first ball dat he bowl tuh Chander ...... was WHAP!!! ..... take 4 in yuh pweffen ...... den was SLAP!!! ..... ah 6 (if he tort Chanders was jokin) ....... den in true tiger furor ....... was 4 ...... den ah nex 4 ...... den ah nex 4 ..... den ah nex 4 again ....... den jus when ah reach cricket heaven ...... an' ah gearin up mehself tuh ramajay (when we win) ...... de man gorn an' out ...... steups! ...... he make 46 runs off of 30 balls! ....... steups again! ....... just 4 short of ah half century! ..... den what wuz de scene wit Chris and Bravo ..... wit dey almost duck ..... wham tuh dem ....... wuz dah one?!
An' wha happen at de 47th over ....... I never see ting like dat happen before in cricket ...... who de hell is Duckworth-Lewis ..... an' why he was only callin heself DL ...... an' wit ah name like dat ..... why de hell he really didn't stay 'on de DL' ...... and keep he orf-key maths tuh heself ...... ah what is 'par' score ...... why dey didn't jus finish de damn game ...... cuz wuz only 3 more overs tuh go ..... all de West Indies needed tuh do ....... was make 27 runs ...... off of de remaining 22 balls ....... easy peasy ..... an' I doh find it was lookin dark (in Guyana) on de TV ...... and if even it was gettin dark ..... why dey didn't jus turn orn de damn flood lights ...... and continue de damn game ......what wuz all de mathematics about ..... oh geeeeeze is jus bloody cricket ....... how could ..... rain + overs + score + balls + light + Par + Ma = WEST INDIES LORSE??!! ...... how could de West Indies coach call eeeeeen de boys (witout checkin back HE sums) ..... and let England win by ah measly ONE run ...... steups! .... an' how could de English Captain feel so glad wit dat dotish win ...... my boy was skinnin from ear tuh ear (like ah real glad-man) ...... fuh ah win dat happen under false pretenses ..... under foolishness ..... under farcicalness ...... as de commentators rightly quipped!
Anyway ...... ah tired ........ an' ah have tuh get up 5:00 (yes - da'is jus now) ...... so ah gorn ..... hopefully ...... we WILL redeem ourselves ..... at de second one day on Sunday ..... an' if not ..... we go jus switch tuh de nex best ting .... Football ...... yep ...... it have ah ..... 2010 World Cup Qualifying match ..... on March 28 ...... Soca Warriors playin Honduras ...... in de Stadium ..... an' at least dat eh go have nuttin 'on de DL' ...... like no Duckworth-Lewis crap!!!
PS: ..... and as if dat cricket scene wasn't enuff ..... I could not believe my eyes ...... while watchin de news last nite ..... people tiefin electricity via jumper cables ...... yes .... dey climbin up on dey roof ..... an' attachin de cable tuh de electricity lines ...... while I payin tru my arse fuh mine!!!
Now I eh see de whole ting eh ...... ah wuz kinda watchin it (on de TV) in de mornin ...... den it start tuh rain (in Guyana whey dey playin) ...... den ah went out (in Trini whey ah livin) ...... but I did ketch de crucial part (fuh WI) ...... i.e. dat BORSE 39TH OVER ..... an' ah say cruical ....... cuz jus when we chips was down ..... Lawd Fadda ..... call him Tiger ..... call him Chander ...... call him entertainer or whatever ...... de man ..... all of ah sudden ..... start tuh look like we Saviour ...... cuz WOW ...... talk about licks like fire ...... poor Harmison ...... from de first ball dat he bowl tuh Chander ...... was WHAP!!! ..... take 4 in yuh pweffen ...... den was SLAP!!! ..... ah 6 (if he tort Chanders was jokin) ....... den in true tiger furor ....... was 4 ...... den ah nex 4 ...... den ah nex 4 ..... den ah nex 4 again ....... den jus when ah reach cricket heaven ...... an' ah gearin up mehself tuh ramajay (when we win) ...... de man gorn an' out ...... steups! ...... he make 46 runs off of 30 balls! ....... steups again! ....... just 4 short of ah half century! ..... den what wuz de scene wit Chris and Bravo ..... wit dey almost duck ..... wham tuh dem ....... wuz dah one?!
An' wha happen at de 47th over ....... I never see ting like dat happen before in cricket ...... who de hell is Duckworth-Lewis ..... an' why he was only callin heself DL ...... an' wit ah name like dat ..... why de hell he really didn't stay 'on de DL' ...... and keep he orf-key maths tuh heself ...... ah what is 'par' score ...... why dey didn't jus finish de damn game ...... cuz wuz only 3 more overs tuh go ..... all de West Indies needed tuh do ....... was make 27 runs ...... off of de remaining 22 balls ....... easy peasy ..... an' I doh find it was lookin dark (in Guyana) on de TV ...... and if even it was gettin dark ..... why dey didn't jus turn orn de damn flood lights ...... and continue de damn game ......what wuz all de mathematics about ..... oh geeeeeze is jus bloody cricket ....... how could ..... rain + overs + score + balls + light + Par + Ma = WEST INDIES LORSE??!! ...... how could de West Indies coach call eeeeeen de boys (witout checkin back HE sums) ..... and let England win by ah measly ONE run ...... steups! .... an' how could de English Captain feel so glad wit dat dotish win ...... my boy was skinnin from ear tuh ear (like ah real glad-man) ...... fuh ah win dat happen under false pretenses ..... under foolishness ..... under farcicalness ...... as de commentators rightly quipped!
Anyway ...... ah tired ........ an' ah have tuh get up 5:00 (yes - da'is jus now) ...... so ah gorn ..... hopefully ...... we WILL redeem ourselves ..... at de second one day on Sunday ..... an' if not ..... we go jus switch tuh de nex best ting .... Football ...... yep ...... it have ah ..... 2010 World Cup Qualifying match ..... on March 28 ...... Soca Warriors playin Honduras ...... in de Stadium ..... an' at least dat eh go have nuttin 'on de DL' ...... like no Duckworth-Lewis crap!!!
PS: ..... and as if dat cricket scene wasn't enuff ..... I could not believe my eyes ...... while watchin de news last nite ..... people tiefin electricity via jumper cables ...... yes .... dey climbin up on dey roof ..... an' attachin de cable tuh de electricity lines ...... while I payin tru my arse fuh mine!!!
would like visual evidence of you payin tru yuh arse
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LOL
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And is like real crap yuh paying dem too...
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yuh know! ...... crap is right ..... since dem new rates and new meter ...... my light bill has doubled ..... steups!
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I was real confused too. Who is Duckworth -Lewis and what he have to do with the game? And the coach didn't learn nutten in CXC or what? ALWAYS check back yuh maths! I mean, to lose by a run? One run?
Steups.
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Dee girl ....... before dey say we soundin like 'gyuls' ...... tomorrow is another day ....... Part 2 ...... stay tuned ......
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I never seen a cricket match in my whole life. It sounds interesting but real confusing.Let's hope the warrios will kick some ass!
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Yuh never see ah cricket match???!!! ...... Wha?? ..... gyul ...... back in de day ..... before ah used tuh really take orn cricket ..... I used tuh find it was so boring eh ...... but then I was introduced tuh de Trini Posse ..... and my perspective totally changed ...... mind you ...... once yuh in dat stands ...... yuh doh see no cricket eh ..... so if yuh ever feel inspired tuh take eeeeeen ah match ...... go elsewhere
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Jamaica had or still has that electricity problem.
It wasn't Duckworth-Lewis who won the match yesterday
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Oh gosh boy ...... de match was real nice ...... and at least dey use dey head ..... and turn orn de damn lights dis time ...... altho de rain too was threatenin ah repeat DL performance eh ...... but fire bun Mr. DL ..... WEST INDIES win outright!
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The Frank Duckworth/Tony Lewis method is used for resetting targets in rain-affected one-day cricket matches. I think they are two lecturers at universities in England and, it was tried for the first time in 1997. Correct me if I'm wrong.
That was real embarrasing for the WI. Before Sarwan lost his wicket, we were ahead according to the D/L method but, when he (Sarwan) got out, WI forget to calculate his wicket in the formula. Pressure.
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Well I is de wrong person tuh correct yuh (if yuh wrong) ...... cuz I eh know ...... before dat fiasco ...... DL was real 'on de DL' fuh me ..... I had never heard about it ..... and boy was I confused!!
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Oh gosh chick, ah forget tuh put meh name. Yuh know when I hit "Submit Comment" I was asking meh self dat. Is me eh girl. Just sharing what little ah know on de game.
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Doh worry ..... ah make yuh out ..... ah know was you ..... ah check yuh IP
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