These days ..... ah eh gettin chance tuh read no papers ...... so every day ..... ah setta papers jus pilin up all over de house ..... so tonight now ..... ah say leh meh pack dem up neat an' nice ..... when ah bounce up dat headline ..... on de back page of today's Newsday ..... TT SCENT VICTORY OVER WINWARDS ...... so ..... not pickin up on de SCENT at all ..... an' tinkin dat dey muzbe mean SMELLS or SMELL even ..... ah say leh meh SEE PAGE 42A ..... tuh see exactly what it is dey tryin tuh say ......





..... but ..... Page 42A had de same SCENT ...... and in an even more peculiar headline ...... now ah know dat yuh could use de word SCENT as ah verb too eh ....... but oh gorm ..... de Newsday couldn't come up with ah easier headline ...... one dat eh readin so clumsy ..... is confuse dem tryin tuh confuse people ..... dem eh know who dey demographic is??! ...... is people like me ...... people who eh go know de difference between SCENT de noun ..... and SCENT de verb ...... cuz at first glance ...... all I did smell when I read dat is ..... typo!!!