Back tuh reality ....
It's all over ..... today is the day after 'the end' ....... and it's back tuh real life fuh Trinis ..... so in an effort tuh fully de-summitise meh head ...... I'm back too ..... back tuh de business ...... of highlighting a lot of nothing ..... about anything ...... and what better place .... tuh conduct such tricky research ...... than de newspapers!
Now look at dat beauty ...... is de new 2009 Porsche Cayenne ...... and is only $820,000 yuh know ...... yep ...... it is soooo affordable now ...... I doh know why it is I was of de impression ...... dat de car unattainable ..... clearly it really is only an impression ...... cuz wit dat 'all new lower price' ..... so 'nicely appointed' ...... you cyah go wrong!
PS: btw .... what de arse is 'nicely appointed'?
But look ..... just when I tort dat de Porsche ..... was ah steal of ah deal ...... look at dis odda sweet piece of affordability!! ....... fuh nearly de same price (as de Porsche) ...... I could get a whole house ...... with 3 bedrooms ..... and 2 bathrooms ..... and I'm sure a kitchen, a living room, a dining room, a patio and a garage too!!!
OMG ...... wait ...... it gets better ..... a whole house ..... wit ah rooftop patio ..... AND air condition .... fuh only $75,000 ..... tuh arse wit de Porsche and de house in Brazil yes ...... I goin' an buy bout 10 ah dat ..... and rent every man jack!
Eh?? ..... do people really check the Classifieds if dey lookin fuh ah hearin aid ..... like don't you have to be seen by a doctor ..... and then the doctor will hook yuh up wit one etc.?
WOW ...... I cyah believe dis ad still runnin ..... but yuh know what ..... fuh some strange reason (maybe because dey reveal de reward amount) ..... ah startin tuh feel like ah know de dude ..... cuz hear nah .... right now my entrepreneurial spirit real flexin ...... meh feelers up and out ..... on de lookout fuh new ways tuh make money ..... an' ah realisin dat de 'lost - reward being offered' area ...... real boomin these days ..... so if anybody know dude ..... holla nah ..... leh meh call him eeeeen ..... an' make ah lil dollar!
Look ...... yuh see what ah mean ..... another opportunity tuh cash eeeeen ..... ah tell yuh ...... all of ah sudden ..... people real losin ting ...... pets ..... laptops ...... diaries ...... phones ..... all kyna ting poppin up in de papers ..... LOST ...... an' I doh understand ..... wuz dah one ..... is it dat people used tuh lose ting before ..... and just not publish it ...... and den dis poor dog .... de dog epileptic ..... I didn't even know dogs could be epileptic ..... which so reminds me of when kidnappin was de 'in ting' ...... and EVERYBODY who get kidnap ..... was always ah 'sick' person ...... who cyah survive without dey medication ...... I hope dey find Tetley soon yes ..... cuz yuh done know he family muzbe ketchin fits too!
OMG .... another lost dog ...... wit absolutely no sad story ..... just REWARD OFFERED ..... So Please Return Dog!!! ...... full stop!
.... and whoa ..... is that Huey ...... from de Boondocks ..... I swear ..... if dey ever bring de Boondocks tuh life ....... he hadda play Huey ...... and talkin bout playin ..... if yuh play Donsai ..... yuh could win $100,000 in five minutes??! ...... then why am I on this computer ...... why are YOU on your computer ..... why aren't we ALL playin it right now!?
St. Expedito?? ...... Lord ..... I didn't even know it have such ah Saint! ..... anyway ...... if yuh find dat de 5 minutes takin too long tuh win de Donsai ...... say ah prayer tuh St. Expedito ..... so he could expedite!
PS: ..... so Hillary say she want tuh come fuh C2K10 ...... hmmmmm!
Now look at dat beauty ...... is de new 2009 Porsche Cayenne ...... and is only $820,000 yuh know ...... yep ...... it is soooo affordable now ...... I doh know why it is I was of de impression ...... dat de car unattainable ..... clearly it really is only an impression ...... cuz wit dat 'all new lower price' ..... so 'nicely appointed' ...... you cyah go wrong!
PS: btw .... what de arse is 'nicely appointed'?
But look ..... just when I tort dat de Porsche ..... was ah steal of ah deal ...... look at dis odda sweet piece of affordability!! ....... fuh nearly de same price (as de Porsche) ...... I could get a whole house ...... with 3 bedrooms ..... and 2 bathrooms ..... and I'm sure a kitchen, a living room, a dining room, a patio and a garage too!!!
OMG ...... wait ...... it gets better ..... a whole house ..... wit ah rooftop patio ..... AND air condition .... fuh only $75,000 ..... tuh arse wit de Porsche and de house in Brazil yes ...... I goin' an buy bout 10 ah dat ..... and rent every man jack!
Eh?? ..... do people really check the Classifieds if dey lookin fuh ah hearin aid ..... like don't you have to be seen by a doctor ..... and then the doctor will hook yuh up wit one etc.?
WOW ...... I cyah believe dis ad still runnin ..... but yuh know what ..... fuh some strange reason (maybe because dey reveal de reward amount) ..... ah startin tuh feel like ah know de dude ..... cuz hear nah .... right now my entrepreneurial spirit real flexin ...... meh feelers up and out ..... on de lookout fuh new ways tuh make money ..... an' ah realisin dat de 'lost - reward being offered' area ...... real boomin these days ..... so if anybody know dude ..... holla nah ..... leh meh call him eeeeen ..... an' make ah lil dollar!
Look ...... yuh see what ah mean ..... another opportunity tuh cash eeeeen ..... ah tell yuh ...... all of ah sudden ..... people real losin ting ...... pets ..... laptops ...... diaries ...... phones ..... all kyna ting poppin up in de papers ..... LOST ...... an' I doh understand ..... wuz dah one ..... is it dat people used tuh lose ting before ..... and just not publish it ...... and den dis poor dog .... de dog epileptic ..... I didn't even know dogs could be epileptic ..... which so reminds me of when kidnappin was de 'in ting' ...... and EVERYBODY who get kidnap ..... was always ah 'sick' person ...... who cyah survive without dey medication ...... I hope dey find Tetley soon yes ..... cuz yuh done know he family muzbe ketchin fits too!
OMG .... another lost dog ...... wit absolutely no sad story ..... just REWARD OFFERED ..... So Please Return Dog!!! ...... full stop!
.... and whoa ..... is that Huey ...... from de Boondocks ..... I swear ..... if dey ever bring de Boondocks tuh life ....... he hadda play Huey ...... and talkin bout playin ..... if yuh play Donsai ..... yuh could win $100,000 in five minutes??! ...... then why am I on this computer ...... why are YOU on your computer ..... why aren't we ALL playin it right now!?
St. Expedito?? ...... Lord ..... I didn't even know it have such ah Saint! ..... anyway ...... if yuh find dat de 5 minutes takin too long tuh win de Donsai ...... say ah prayer tuh St. Expedito ..... so he could expedite!
PS: ..... so Hillary say she want tuh come fuh C2K10 ...... hmmmmm!
Ah really hope de gov't eh go on ah next spending spree fuh Carnival next year because ah what Hillary eh although if dey do tings dat need doing buh wouldn't get done udderwise then that would be good. Lost in de shuffle of what Hillary say about Carnival is de fact dat she get asked ah question about which everyone Ortega or Chavez who tork fuh like ah hour and instead ah answering she play diplomat and tork about de cultural presentation and how she tinking about coming fuh Carnival. As usual ah foreigner say someting good about T&T and instead of pressing de woman tuh answer de original question de reporter get an immediate cock stand.
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LOL ..... apparently that is what happened fuh real ...... she was duckin some Ortega question ..... by babblin about de cultural presentation ...... altho I think she really was impressed by the presentation eh ..... but yuh know Trinis ...... is just like us ...... tuh take tings outta context ..... and put it in we own ..... so wit dah one ..... dem reporters take dat lil makeup comment ..... and just ran with it .....
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If Hilary only bring Bill with her .. then all hell will break lose. Man will have to put dey wife and daughters under lock and key!
Coffeedude
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oh gorm dude ...... we could only hope she bring him ..... yum!
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Nah, I ent so sure that 'yum' in the right place. After the Lewinsky debacle, I realise the man doh even know what sex is...
Heck, he couldn even define what is is, much less for sexual intercourse.
I guess all yuh go get to do dahling, is watch and dribble. (^_^)
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Bill and M had their thrill so now it time for The Hill.
St. Expidto is the Saint of Affairs. Do people pray for Affairs?
The Box house is 12x24 in feet - sad imperial units. The box comes with a medicine cabinet and if you pay down before the 2nd and 3rd of May you get a whole lot of stuff free like AC, fridge, stove and a five piece dining set. http://www.docseng.net/pod1.html
The Porsche is hot one and the only time somebody would see it at the angle in the photo is just seconds before it rolls over one's head. The VAT on one Porsche is more than the cost of one Box House.
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From what I have seen the summit went well.I wonder what it would have been like in Ja, with that tight airport security? That Hillary did duck the original question and choose to say that she enjoyed the presentation was no more than smart.This sure has put a positive spotlight on T&T around the globe and might help tourism.
Those Ads are funny as usual. I would personally opt for a house instead of the cheap car though.
As for the lost dogs, I wonder if that is a trend? maybe Somebody just kidnaps dogs to return them for a reward?
Lol @ Coffeedud's remark. That would have caused a real riot.
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I finally got around to watch that cultural presentation and it was awesome. The presentation and the fact that there were no violent protests should make everybody proud have some other nations look at what they are doing wrong.
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Aye, dat Porsche Cayenne sweet eh. The first time I saw it was back in 2007...I think. It appeared on a British car show and I was in love with it ever since. As for it being 'affordable'...well, that is subjective.
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