In de newspapers today ....
Lawd ..... ah need tuh get ah camera quick ..... cuz these days ...... is only ah setta crap from de papers ah have tuh rely on!
...... buh wait ..... talkin about camera ...... I forget tuh give allyuh de joke ..... some day last week ..... I went wit my farse self ...... tuh see if by chance ..... meh camera could fix (while ah waitin on ah new one) ..... well who sen me ...... from de time dey see de camera ..... ah get brace ..... de gyul say ...... 'hold on, leh meh call de fix-it man tuh see if it make sense tuh submit dis fuh repairs" ..... so I eh dig nuttin ...... ah say cool ..... cuz really an' truly is jus ah estimate ah wanted (tuh determine de feasibility) ...... so ah stan up dere ...... watchin de gyul on de phone ....... keenly observin her body language ..... tuh try an' predict de verdict ...... when click ..... she hang up ...... an' she slowly start tuh walk over tuh meh ..... wit de most solemn look on her face ..... well yuh know what dat meant ...... she say ...... 'Miss, he say he eh have no parts fuh dis model' ...... in other words ...... trow dat shit way! ...... but ...... to date ...... de sentimental, dotish me ...... still have said camera in meh handbag ..... like as tho it could serve any useful purpose still ...... ah jus cyah bring mehself tuh dump it ..... too many wonderful things were captured wit dat camera ..... like that lovely(ish) hen below .....
Oh how I long to be able to capture beauty like that again ......
Anyway ....... sniff, sniff, wipe, wipe ....... since ah eh have no camera tuh take no pics tuh post ...... ah hadda resort tuh de nex best ting ..... i.e. scannin ting from de papers (and crappin on it) ......
WARNING: The following is some seriously idle shit eh!
ARTICLES WORTHY OF MENTION
I swear Nikita Braxton must thoroughly enjoy her job ...... cuz de kinda wack shit she does have tuh report on (remember de stolen dog shampoo?) .... and why did dey have tuh destroy de biscuits? ..... dey couldn't give it tuh a vagrant or sumtin?
Cheese again??!!!! ..... what it is so wit cheese ..... dat have people tryin tuh tief it from everywhere ..... first was from ah grocery ..... now ah whole Container!!! ...... and de nex ting ..... let's say dey had get tru ..... what it is dey was plannin tuh do wit ONE MILLION DOLLARS worth in cheese ..... eat it ..... open ah Pizzeria ..... sell it ..... wha???? ..... cuz who go really buy cheese on de street ..... and it was obvious dat de thieves woulda get away from de Police (da'is standard) ..... so why was dat even included in de article ..... but seriously tho ..... ah wonder what gonna happen tuh de cheese dat dey recover .... yuh tink it will be destroyed (like de biscuits) ..... or will it end up in HILO ..... and den in my grocery cart?
I am always intrigued by people's explanations ..... for their crazy actions ..... when dey have tuh face ah Magistrate ...... his is ...... the reason he jus pick up a stone and pelt it at a glass door (at de Sando General Hospital) .... is cuz he's a diabetic ..... and when a seizure take him .... he does doh know what goin orn ..... alrighty then!
CLASSIFIEDS (DE TYPO AND WACKO SECTION)
..... are they trying to say 'CHARLIEVILLE'?
Yuh know dat club eh legit right ...... da'is pirate shit .....
WHAT???
EH???
Grrrrrrrr???
..... and how exactly does one prove that one is a VEGETARIAN (in order to secure the above executive home) ..... does one provide an executive shit sample ......
OTHER NOTEWORTHY ADS
EighteenTH!! ...... ParentS!! ....... BrotherS!! ....... oh gosh man ..... if yuh gonna put ah birthday greetin in de papers fuh de whole world tuh see ..... at least make sure it correck nah!!!!
I love balloons ....... so I was immediately attracted to this pic ..... only to discover that the child passed away two years ago ..... and he would have been 18 this year ..... why do people do this ...... am I missing something here?
Whheeeyyy ...... de Ministry of Health real gettin orn boy ..... dey have ah WEBSITE ...... dey on ..... YOUTUBE ..... FACEBOOK ...... TWITTER ...... AND ...... dey have EMAIL ...... AND ...... a HOTLINE ...... WOW ...... jus goes tuh show dat sometimes ...... technology doh improve jack shit eh (or rather 'jerry' shit) .....
PS: ..... fuh real tho ...... remember tuh cover yuh coughs and sneezes ...... and not wit yuh hand eh ..... but wit de inside of yuh elbow .....
...... buh wait ..... talkin about camera ...... I forget tuh give allyuh de joke ..... some day last week ..... I went wit my farse self ...... tuh see if by chance ..... meh camera could fix (while ah waitin on ah new one) ..... well who sen me ...... from de time dey see de camera ..... ah get brace ..... de gyul say ...... 'hold on, leh meh call de fix-it man tuh see if it make sense tuh submit dis fuh repairs" ..... so I eh dig nuttin ...... ah say cool ..... cuz really an' truly is jus ah estimate ah wanted (tuh determine de feasibility) ...... so ah stan up dere ...... watchin de gyul on de phone ....... keenly observin her body language ..... tuh try an' predict de verdict ...... when click ..... she hang up ...... an' she slowly start tuh walk over tuh meh ..... wit de most solemn look on her face ..... well yuh know what dat meant ...... she say ...... 'Miss, he say he eh have no parts fuh dis model' ...... in other words ...... trow dat shit way! ...... but ...... to date ...... de sentimental, dotish me ...... still have said camera in meh handbag ..... like as tho it could serve any useful purpose still ...... ah jus cyah bring mehself tuh dump it ..... too many wonderful things were captured wit dat camera ..... like that lovely(ish) hen below .....
Oh how I long to be able to capture beauty like that again ......
Anyway ....... sniff, sniff, wipe, wipe ....... since ah eh have no camera tuh take no pics tuh post ...... ah hadda resort tuh de nex best ting ..... i.e. scannin ting from de papers (and crappin on it) ......
WARNING: The following is some seriously idle shit eh!
ARTICLES WORTHY OF MENTION
I swear Nikita Braxton must thoroughly enjoy her job ...... cuz de kinda wack shit she does have tuh report on (remember de stolen dog shampoo?) .... and why did dey have tuh destroy de biscuits? ..... dey couldn't give it tuh a vagrant or sumtin?
Cheese again??!!!! ..... what it is so wit cheese ..... dat have people tryin tuh tief it from everywhere ..... first was from ah grocery ..... now ah whole Container!!! ...... and de nex ting ..... let's say dey had get tru ..... what it is dey was plannin tuh do wit ONE MILLION DOLLARS worth in cheese ..... eat it ..... open ah Pizzeria ..... sell it ..... wha???? ..... cuz who go really buy cheese on de street ..... and it was obvious dat de thieves woulda get away from de Police (da'is standard) ..... so why was dat even included in de article ..... but seriously tho ..... ah wonder what gonna happen tuh de cheese dat dey recover .... yuh tink it will be destroyed (like de biscuits) ..... or will it end up in HILO ..... and den in my grocery cart?
I am always intrigued by people's explanations ..... for their crazy actions ..... when dey have tuh face ah Magistrate ...... his is ...... the reason he jus pick up a stone and pelt it at a glass door (at de Sando General Hospital) .... is cuz he's a diabetic ..... and when a seizure take him .... he does doh know what goin orn ..... alrighty then!
CLASSIFIEDS (DE TYPO AND WACKO SECTION)
..... are they trying to say 'CHARLIEVILLE'?
Yuh know dat club eh legit right ...... da'is pirate shit .....
WHAT???
EH???
Grrrrrrrr???
..... and how exactly does one prove that one is a VEGETARIAN (in order to secure the above executive home) ..... does one provide an executive shit sample ......
OTHER NOTEWORTHY ADS
EighteenTH!! ...... ParentS!! ....... BrotherS!! ....... oh gosh man ..... if yuh gonna put ah birthday greetin in de papers fuh de whole world tuh see ..... at least make sure it correck nah!!!!
I love balloons ....... so I was immediately attracted to this pic ..... only to discover that the child passed away two years ago ..... and he would have been 18 this year ..... why do people do this ...... am I missing something here?
Whheeeyyy ...... de Ministry of Health real gettin orn boy ..... dey have ah WEBSITE ...... dey on ..... YOUTUBE ..... FACEBOOK ...... TWITTER ...... AND ...... dey have EMAIL ...... AND ...... a HOTLINE ...... WOW ...... jus goes tuh show dat sometimes ...... technology doh improve jack shit eh (or rather 'jerry' shit) .....
PS: ..... fuh real tho ...... remember tuh cover yuh coughs and sneezes ...... and not wit yuh hand eh ..... but wit de inside of yuh elbow .....
scene yuh making d most of da TT$2 eh
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LOL .... yeah boy .... tryin tuh get value fuh money
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and it was obvious dat de thieves woulda get away from de Police (da'is standard)
RF,LMAO
You getting cynical like me... (^_~)
But how de hen neck look like yuh separate it from de body? Yuh cover rice with it? I eh go blame yuh if that was your car it was crappin' on...
...at least make sure it correck nah Heh, heh, heh.
Thanks for my morning chuckle...
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..... funny you should mention the car ..... cuz dat is de same ting I was checkin out ...... de hen was jus jumpin from car tuh car ...... and yes ..... at one point it DID end up my car too ......
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that pet taxi will come in handy tho. Thanks for putting that one here, you know how long i looking for a lil transport for meh spaniel...huh!
It hard when i in work and he by the groomer and i hadda rush and leave work to pick he up you know...taxi fi dat.
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Well yes ..... imagine I was gettin kix off of dat ad ...... and you happy tuh see it ...... glad ah could help
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That is one first class cock pic or is it a hen. Very good pic, regardless of sex
I see a link between the biscuit thief and the cheese thief. It probably is organized crime deciding to go after the "basics" like biscuit and cheese as opposed to Johnny Walker Black and Ten Cane Rum. I like to see reason and reasonableness behind crime and all is not lost for this country.
When I heard about a man pelting stones I thought about a CEPEP worker because he would have preferential access to stones in this country but apparently this man had other sources - not his own, I hope. Seriously, there comes a time in every citizen's life when he or she would have the urge to pelt stones at a hospital in this country.
Many of these ads with spelling errors are not "errors" because that is the way some people actually spell the words. There probably is nothing wrong with two "o"s in fashion if it was a different word.
As at least the office wasn't previously informal.
I also don't like meat-eating houses, it gives me the creeps. Sometimes two people become one so they become the parent. I can't explain the brother.
It is also no wonder Papa John can't get anybody since nobody knows they are hiring.
Maybe dead people read classified ads. I don’t know.
Twitter is cool. Twitter is fun.
Twitter healthy. Got to run
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Whoa aka_lol ..... you's always crack me up yes boy ..... but you self ...... you's ah writer ..... not ah tweeter ..... you know twitter cyah satisfy yuh .... so anytime yuh fed up of de '100 characters' limitation on twitter ..... yuh most welcome tuh just logon and play yuhself .....
..... an' is definitely ah hen .... I know a cock when I see one ...... and oh shoots ..... yuh know I didn't make dat biscuit and cheese link ...... now dat yuh point it out ..... fuh real boy ..... biscuit and cheese does go down real good fuh tru
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Just picking up mehself from off de floor...allyuh good oui. I does really get my daily dose here. Yuh know what is sad about that "Eighteen" birthday greeting, the one that alive...I KNOW DE PEOPLE! Fadda!
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A A ...... yuh know dem ..... wish Marsha Happy Eighteen Birthday fuh meh ..... oh ..... an' hail out she Parent ...... and two Brother too .......
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