Bread Pans an' all dey tiefin??!!
Anyway ...... gotta run ...... Peace Out!
Bread pans ‘released’ from custody
By SEAN DOUGLAS Wednesday, June 24 2009
AFTER reports of guns missing from police stations and rats eating cocaine held as court exhibits, yesterday came news of a police evidence room being liberated of the unlikely items of six bread pans.
This bizarre disappearance was revealed to the Senate by Minister of National Security Martin Joseph.
His disclosure came in reply to a question from Independent Senator Gail Merhair about what items went missing from police station evidence rooms in a two-year period from January 1, 2007 to March 31, 2009.
Starting to read his list of missing items, Joseph mouthed the first item in deadpan manner of a technocrat making out a shopping list, rather than the goods and tools of criminality.
He non-emotively read, “Twenty-two foil packets containing creamish, rock-like solid...”, then confirmed the gradually-forming picture in listeners’ minds, by adding, “...said to be cocaine”.
Having got listeners’ attention, his list started to get really serious. “One nine millimetre pistol and magazine. One Sig Sauer firearm and magazine. One 16 gauge shotgun. One air rifle...”.
Then it got ridiculous. Although he tried to keep a steady deportment, there was a dip in his own voice as if he himself couldn’t believe the words he next said. “Six bread pans.” Senators didn’t know what to make of that.
He continued, “One gold Almera motor vehicle.”
Joseph said what was being done to correct the situation.
“These matters have all undergone the procedure stipulated by the TT Police Service for dealing with missing items of evidence, and are all currently being investigated by the Anti Corruption Investigation Bureau. In addition, as a result of the disappearance of these items, officers have been transferred pending the outcome of the investigations by the Anti Corruption Investigation Bureau.”
At that, Senate President Danny Montano stepped in quickly to say all the question time was exhausted as it was 2.15 pm, thereby sparing Joseph from any supplemental queries from Opposition Senator Wade Mark about the case of the missing bread pans.
pretty soon there will be a news conference where it is disclosed that the security cameras that were installed at all police stations have also been stolen... and everybody go get tuh keep dey wukk...
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Well I was beginning to think the clearns in my office who was so hard up for hand santizer in these H1N1 times that they tief my big bottle of my desk was bad. But I guess I could still go home and bake bread in my pans so I not too bad off.
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Yuh know, dey does tief pen, pencil, and even a few sheet ah paper... ah sure a breadpan cost more. Besides, when dey go to 'wuk' and dey visiting de outside 'oman, she hah make bread and ting...
As for the car, ah sure is some 'big' duncey drive it off the lot. Doh forget, ah duncey just get convicted of receiving a stolen car... right? Or I remembering wrong?
I went leave Trinidad so long that I forget how much ah dem police cars does be parked outside bars and private houses for long, long while de dunceys have a good, good time.
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Ah cyar really get too upset hearing de tings he say missing as all yuh need is ah corrupt cop in every station and anyting in de evidence room could get tief. De car was probably de easiest of all de tings tuh tief. Who see ah car getting drive out ah police station go tink is tief it getting tief? Allyuh sure is "bread" pan he say and not "bed" pan?
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This is funny. fensic might be right about the "bed pans", hospital might run short on those.lol
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