Just touching base ...
These days ah real tie-up ..... literally .... wit ah setta cord and rope an' ting ......
Not finding time tuh read ...... papers ....... blogs ...... nuttin!
Not finding time tuh write ...... on this blog ......
Can't get de pictures off meh camera ...... de blasted cable eh workin ..... an' de card reader in foreign waiting tuh fly eeeen .......
But ..... it have ah couple tings dat eh pass meh eh!
Like Jack hangin out wit Barack ...... talkin football ...... and takin ah setta pics in de White House likin heself!
..... and man car gettin tief in Trincity Mall ..... and de man not de least bit perturbed ...... cuz all de man had tuh do ..... is send ah text tuh de car ...... tuh find out where it is ...... and den when he find out ...... all he had tuh do again ...... is send ah nex text ...... tuh shut it down ...... crick crack ...... Police eh do nuttin yet!!
..... and oh ..... dat big maco flag dey put up in de Stadium ....... OH MY GOSH!!!!! ..... AH LOVE IT!!!! ....... it nearly make meh crash de first time ah see it ...... de ting HUGE ....... and majestic ...... an' like it does fly in slow motion ...... it jus like de one at Centre of Excellence .....
and wait ...... talkin bout tings ah see .......
Where all de Police ...... dat was suppose tuh be on bicycles ...... from dis month ..... in Woodbrook??
...... and dat football match it have comin up ..... dat match mean anyting ...... like do we still have ah chance tuh go tuh de World Cup in South Africa!? .......
..... and lawd ...... what was dat story wit dat woman ....... baring her breasts fuh de Police in frustration over dem arrestin her epileptic husband??? ....... she mad?! ..... or was she jus lookin fuh ah lil action ...... and wuz de story wit said Police ...... who after observing her breasts for quite some time ...... only decided tuh issue a warrant fuh her arrest ...... like 2 days later ...... why dey didn't just arrest her de same day ..... of course after 'the viewing' was over!?
And stayin on de topic of Police ...... dat Policeman ...... who was supposedly a 'quiet man' ...... why de arse he didn't kill himself first (before killin his girlfriend) ....... what it is dem coulda quarrel about so ...... dat would make ah man ...... ah POHLICE at dat ...... pull out ah gun ....... and jus shoot his woman ...... in her head?????
Why is dat 'Machel Montano and Frens Zen Fracas' case still goin orn???? ....... dem eh know is band launch season ...... and Carnvial come again!!!???
Why it is ...... every time ah crime is committed ...... some high rankin IDIOT does come on de TV or de radio and say dat dey ...... CONDEMN de act ....... what de so-an-so dat really mean???
..... an' wha bout de woman from Sea Lots (Mary Turner) ...... who went tuh Sando ...... tuh rob people at ATMs ...... and get ketch ...... she tell de Judge dat she accustom doin it ...... and that that Sando trip is de first time she ever get ketch ....... so like Sando didn't work out too good fuh her ...... LOL!!!
And wha bout de 57 year old man (Bal Birgu of Marabella) ...... who tell de Judge ...... dat he does use ganja tuh boost his sex life ...... so dat he could please his wife better ..... yes ..... apparently at age 57 ...... after a hard day's work ...... when yuh come home tired ..... yuh does cyah do ..... what yuh want tuh do ..... an' yuh does need ah lil boost ...... ah lil kick ...... which according tuh de article in de papers ..... yuh could also achieve wit bois bande and viagra ...... altho his Attorney tell de Judge dat he know ah man who die from using viagra ...... so I guess that's why his client (Mr. Birgu) used weed instead ...... LOL!
And why are people still tiefing CHEESE ...... de price of cheese gorn down ......
...... and talkin about tiefin ...... I pose this question tuh any bandits reading this post ....... what exactly does one do with $30,000 worth of stolen saltfish?! ...... ahhhhh ...... yet another baffling story!!
Anyway ..... peace out ..... til de next time ah get ah lil two minutes tuh vibes!!
Not finding time tuh read ...... papers ....... blogs ...... nuttin!
Not finding time tuh write ...... on this blog ......
Can't get de pictures off meh camera ...... de blasted cable eh workin ..... an' de card reader in foreign waiting tuh fly eeeen .......
But ..... it have ah couple tings dat eh pass meh eh!
Like Jack hangin out wit Barack ...... talkin football ...... and takin ah setta pics in de White House likin heself!
..... and man car gettin tief in Trincity Mall ..... and de man not de least bit perturbed ...... cuz all de man had tuh do ..... is send ah text tuh de car ...... tuh find out where it is ...... and den when he find out ...... all he had tuh do again ...... is send ah nex text ...... tuh shut it down ...... crick crack ...... Police eh do nuttin yet!!
..... and oh ..... dat big maco flag dey put up in de Stadium ....... OH MY GOSH!!!!! ..... AH LOVE IT!!!! ....... it nearly make meh crash de first time ah see it ...... de ting HUGE ....... and majestic ...... an' like it does fly in slow motion ...... it jus like de one at Centre of Excellence .....
and wait ...... talkin bout tings ah see .......
Where all de Police ...... dat was suppose tuh be on bicycles ...... from dis month ..... in Woodbrook??
...... and dat football match it have comin up ..... dat match mean anyting ...... like do we still have ah chance tuh go tuh de World Cup in South Africa!? .......
..... and lawd ...... what was dat story wit dat woman ....... baring her breasts fuh de Police in frustration over dem arrestin her epileptic husband??? ....... she mad?! ..... or was she jus lookin fuh ah lil action ...... and wuz de story wit said Police ...... who after observing her breasts for quite some time ...... only decided tuh issue a warrant fuh her arrest ...... like 2 days later ...... why dey didn't just arrest her de same day ..... of course after 'the viewing' was over!?
And stayin on de topic of Police ...... dat Policeman ...... who was supposedly a 'quiet man' ...... why de arse he didn't kill himself first (before killin his girlfriend) ....... what it is dem coulda quarrel about so ...... dat would make ah man ...... ah POHLICE at dat ...... pull out ah gun ....... and jus shoot his woman ...... in her head?????
Why is dat 'Machel Montano and Frens Zen Fracas' case still goin orn???? ....... dem eh know is band launch season ...... and Carnvial come again!!!???
Why it is ...... every time ah crime is committed ...... some high rankin IDIOT does come on de TV or de radio and say dat dey ...... CONDEMN de act ....... what de so-an-so dat really mean???
..... an' wha bout de woman from Sea Lots (Mary Turner) ...... who went tuh Sando ...... tuh rob people at ATMs ...... and get ketch ...... she tell de Judge dat she accustom doin it ...... and that that Sando trip is de first time she ever get ketch ....... so like Sando didn't work out too good fuh her ...... LOL!!!
And wha bout de 57 year old man (Bal Birgu of Marabella) ...... who tell de Judge ...... dat he does use ganja tuh boost his sex life ...... so dat he could please his wife better ..... yes ..... apparently at age 57 ...... after a hard day's work ...... when yuh come home tired ..... yuh does cyah do ..... what yuh want tuh do ..... an' yuh does need ah lil boost ...... ah lil kick ...... which according tuh de article in de papers ..... yuh could also achieve wit bois bande and viagra ...... altho his Attorney tell de Judge dat he know ah man who die from using viagra ...... so I guess that's why his client (Mr. Birgu) used weed instead ...... LOL!
And why are people still tiefing CHEESE ...... de price of cheese gorn down ......
...... and talkin about tiefin ...... I pose this question tuh any bandits reading this post ....... what exactly does one do with $30,000 worth of stolen saltfish?! ...... ahhhhh ...... yet another baffling story!!
Anyway ..... peace out ..... til de next time ah get ah lil two minutes tuh vibes!!
These days ah real tie-up ..... literally .... wit ah setta cord and rope an' ting ......
Ah hope he ent too rough...
why de arse he didn't kill himself first (before killin his girlfriend)
Come now, you really expect to get away wid dat by me??
Talking bout cheese and saltfish being stolen... maybe we will see a new local food become ah international hit, like doubles and bake and shark and ting... ah waiting, it could be real interesting...
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Ah hope he ent too rough...
Why boy?
why de arse he didn't kill himself first (before killin his girlfriend)
yeah ..... I meant it exactly as I wrote it ..... at least if it happened that way ...... he woulda be de only one dead ..... murder/suicides just peeve me ...... cuz if yuh know yuh was plannin tuh kill yuhself too ...... den jus go dat route instead ...... and leave de people gyul chirren alone!!!!
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was pennin an email of corncern an i see yuh deya...
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Bandi ..... I arong bwoy ...... tryin meh bess tuh ketch up ...... and keep up
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I all de way in de Philippines loving this, Sometimes yuh make me buss out laffing. Keep de vibe going.
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De Philippines? ...... gyul wha you doin quite dey ...... anyway ..... Welcome tuh de scene
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so way uncle patrick? ah wonder if he could ever smell de steps ah de white house (especially wit Barack dere) ....since he was so disappointed after de summit when BO did not stay an lime wit him...ah tought de man face wuda fall off he head fus he was disappointed!!! Poor ting....dat is to show him dat he shouldn't try to show off wit odder people...try an show off wit Hazel...oh gosh ...he cyah do dat either...she might slap him...dat man so sad...he need help!!!
JACK FOR PRIME MINISTER OR PRESIDENT!!!! At the least we will be recognised internationally by Kings and Noblemen!!!!!!!
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gyul hear nah ..... if yuh know how hard I does try ...... tuh not say de name 'Patrick' on dis blog ..... altho these days ...... it have real ting tuh say about him eh ..... but Jack on de odda hand ...... I jus love tuh call his name ...... cuz de man is real kix ...... de man real entertaining ..... and wit all de shit he does talk ...... he often makes more sense dan de ress ah dem ...... and he could always put he money whey he mout is ...... so yes ..... I second dat ......
JACK FOR PRIME MINISTER OR PRESIDENT!!!!
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Ah hope it's a man that is tieing yuh up and not work.
Whoever stole the saltfish that should contact me as it is hard to get over here. (I have to make my own)
I noticed the condemnation of crime, is happening when foreigners are involved but not so much when the average Trini gets killed.
Lol about the "ganga" and breastbaring woman. those might become trends.
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No gyul ..... is not ah man (no man cyah tie me up - I does tie dem up!) ....... and is not work either ...... but doh worry ..... ah safe ......
and LOL ..... wit dah saltfish scene ......
..... and about your observation on de condemnation of crime when certain people are involved ..... that's exactly where I was comin from wit dat 'CONDEMN de act' comment ..... but ...... I purposely steered clear of the actual story ..... cuz I done talk about dat kyna shit ahready ..... when de Swedes had get kill in Tobogo ..... and de Police Commish deploy 30 Cops tuh solve de crime ......
..... those kinds of stories does jus piss me off ..... cuz is not about tryin tuh solve ah crime ...... or prevent ah crime ...... or stop crime on de whole ...... is all about kissin 'tourism' ass!!!
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Good to hear you're safe. I agree with the crime, would be good if the same effort was put into solving all crime and not just the ones involving tourists. Hopefully one day they will do that and maybe even post pics of the most wanted criminals.
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'Scene, the thing wot get meh was (before killin his girlfriend) cause it kyna (remember that name?) sounding like he could come back and kill she after he dead!!
An if de man too rough, 'Scene yuh could end up like dat 'oman in de news...
Chica, send me ah email thru meh blog and ah will see bout setting yuh up wid some saltfis... it cheap cheap by me.
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The SMS protected vehicle from Trincity Mall was said to be the owner of a company selling the SMS protection system. Coincidence?
The HD boy-man case is still going on because there is one form of justice for the poor and another for the connected.
We don't know what the 57-year old man's wife looked like naked so we also do not know what would work best; viagra, bois bande or ganga - maybe a little of all three. Only the Judge could decide.
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OMG ...... no ..... dat SMS story ..... say it isn't so!!!
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