Jack eh takin dat!!!
Hell hath no fury like Jack Warner scorned!!!
Call him ah millionaire ..... call him ah smartman ...... call him ah FIFA Vice President ...... call him de Chaguanas West MP ....... call him ah stutterer even ...... but doh put God out yuh torts ...... an' call de man no Drug Lord!!! ..... cuz he gonna sue yuh ass ..... an' dat eh go be no idle boast ....... cuz he have de money tuh do it ...... British Attorney et al!!!
Now dis eh no 'politics' piece eh ....... cuz I doh like politics ....... if yuh notice ....... I does hardly ever talk about politics and de government an' Patrick Manning an' ting ...... but ...... politics aside ...... if is two people I does get real kix off of ...... is BASDEO PANDAY ....... and MR. A. JACK WARNER ....... altho Bas eh really ticklin meh as much as Jack these days nah ...... an' is not dat Bas eh still talkin ah very high level of shit eh ...... is jus dat Jack comin better ...... like de odda day ....... when de UNC Executive ...... sen him before de disciplinary committee ...... and in response tuh dat action ...... he tell de Express (and I quote from de newspaper) ...... "I will go now and have a drink and after say father forgive them for they know not what they do" .... LOL
Jack (as we all fondly refer to him like if he's we fren) is ah kinda interesting dude ..... he's ah man who is no stranger tuh controversy ..... as ah matter of fact ...... he and 'controversy' seem tuh be ridin padnas ...... my first memory of Jack Warner ...... is from since back in de day ....... in 1989 ...... when he had oversell de Stadium ..... fuh dat fateful World Cup Qualifier ...... an' had people sittin down on de hard-ass concrete steps ...... skrunch-up skrunch-up like sardine ..... wit yuh leg so ben-up ..... dat yuh knees was reachin yuh chin ...... yes ..... fuh those of you who weren't there ...... that's what the seating was like ...... anyway ...... as ah was sayin ...... Jack is a man ...... who over de years ...... always seemed tuh be doin someting ..... tuh make it tuh de papers ...... if it eh football ..... and FIFA ...... is Bas and de UNC .......
An' I never really take him orn eh ..... but recently ...... I doh know if is cuz of my naiveté ...... or cluelessness ....... somehow ...... Jack Warner suddenly startin tuh come across as somewhat decent ....... displaying characteristics of a noble man almost ...... an intelligent man even ....... one who is passionate about his country and really seems tuh care ....... one who puts his money where his mout is ...... one who is about less talk and more action ...... I mean ..... I am really beginning tuh like de man ...... cuz after 1989 ah had kinda lock him off eh ...... but ...... again ...... I eh know if he been takin some 'scruples' medication over de years or what ...... but de man real bamboozlin me lately .......
So ..... when ah see de latest BasJack (fuh ease of pronounciation leh we jus say BACHACK) bacchanal ...... in yesterday's Guardian ...... an' den in all de papers today too ....... well dat was it ..... ah get meh 'Bachack' kix fix fuh de week ...... cuz Jack real vex ...... I doh tink I ever see Jack so vex before ....... an' Bas self ...... wuz he real scene ...... he doh know dat yuh doh bite de hand dat used tuh feed you an' yuh chirren an' yuh wife!!? ...... but ...... whatever yes ...... de two ah dem rite now ..... providin more entertainment dan dem dotish Learie Joseph comedy shows ...... and we certainly could do wit ah lil comic relief these days ...... wit all de gloom and doom ..... of crime and floodin and people dyin on de roads!!
So Jack boy ...... all I have tuh say is ...... doh let dat silver fox outfox yuh! ...... an' when yuh win de case ...... an' yuh get yuh lil kakada ....... from Bas an' de ress ah dem ....... PLEASE ...... doh give all tuh de poor (like yuh promise) ...... PLEASE set aside ah lil sumtin sumtin fuh ah ...... STYLIST ...... cuz where de @#$%^& you get dat shirt breds??!!! ..... yuh hadda dress fuh success ...... you cyah win no case sportsin dem kyna treads!!!
PS: .... tank de Lord dat Mickey Mouse Magic Show endin tomorrow ..... those radio ads (like 200 per day) were drivin me nuts!!!
Call him ah millionaire ..... call him ah smartman ...... call him ah FIFA Vice President ...... call him de Chaguanas West MP ....... call him ah stutterer even ...... but doh put God out yuh torts ...... an' call de man no Drug Lord!!! ..... cuz he gonna sue yuh ass ..... an' dat eh go be no idle boast ....... cuz he have de money tuh do it ...... British Attorney et al!!!
Now dis eh no 'politics' piece eh ....... cuz I doh like politics ....... if yuh notice ....... I does hardly ever talk about politics and de government an' Patrick Manning an' ting ...... but ...... politics aside ...... if is two people I does get real kix off of ...... is BASDEO PANDAY ....... and MR. A. JACK WARNER ....... altho Bas eh really ticklin meh as much as Jack these days nah ...... an' is not dat Bas eh still talkin ah very high level of shit eh ...... is jus dat Jack comin better ...... like de odda day ....... when de UNC Executive ...... sen him before de disciplinary committee ...... and in response tuh dat action ...... he tell de Express (and I quote from de newspaper) ...... "I will go now and have a drink and after say father forgive them for they know not what they do" .... LOL
Jack (as we all fondly refer to him like if he's we fren) is ah kinda interesting dude ..... he's ah man who is no stranger tuh controversy ..... as ah matter of fact ...... he and 'controversy' seem tuh be ridin padnas ...... my first memory of Jack Warner ...... is from since back in de day ....... in 1989 ...... when he had oversell de Stadium ..... fuh dat fateful World Cup Qualifier ...... an' had people sittin down on de hard-ass concrete steps ...... skrunch-up skrunch-up like sardine ..... wit yuh leg so ben-up ..... dat yuh knees was reachin yuh chin ...... yes ..... fuh those of you who weren't there ...... that's what the seating was like ...... anyway ...... as ah was sayin ...... Jack is a man ...... who over de years ...... always seemed tuh be doin someting ..... tuh make it tuh de papers ...... if it eh football ..... and FIFA ...... is Bas and de UNC .......
An' I never really take him orn eh ..... but recently ...... I doh know if is cuz of my naiveté ...... or cluelessness ....... somehow ...... Jack Warner suddenly startin tuh come across as somewhat decent ....... displaying characteristics of a noble man almost ...... an intelligent man even ....... one who is passionate about his country and really seems tuh care ....... one who puts his money where his mout is ...... one who is about less talk and more action ...... I mean ..... I am really beginning tuh like de man ...... cuz after 1989 ah had kinda lock him off eh ...... but ...... again ...... I eh know if he been takin some 'scruples' medication over de years or what ...... but de man real bamboozlin me lately .......
So ..... when ah see de latest BasJack (fuh ease of pronounciation leh we jus say BACHACK) bacchanal ...... in yesterday's Guardian ...... an' den in all de papers today too ....... well dat was it ..... ah get meh 'Bachack' kix fix fuh de week ...... cuz Jack real vex ...... I doh tink I ever see Jack so vex before ....... an' Bas self ...... wuz he real scene ...... he doh know dat yuh doh bite de hand dat used tuh feed you an' yuh chirren an' yuh wife!!? ...... but ...... whatever yes ...... de two ah dem rite now ..... providin more entertainment dan dem dotish Learie Joseph comedy shows ...... and we certainly could do wit ah lil comic relief these days ...... wit all de gloom and doom ..... of crime and floodin and people dyin on de roads!!
So Jack boy ...... all I have tuh say is ...... doh let dat silver fox outfox yuh! ...... an' when yuh win de case ...... an' yuh get yuh lil kakada ....... from Bas an' de ress ah dem ....... PLEASE ...... doh give all tuh de poor (like yuh promise) ...... PLEASE set aside ah lil sumtin sumtin fuh ah ...... STYLIST ...... cuz where de @#$%^& you get dat shirt breds??!!! ..... yuh hadda dress fuh success ...... you cyah win no case sportsin dem kyna treads!!!
PS: .... tank de Lord dat Mickey Mouse Magic Show endin tomorrow ..... those radio ads (like 200 per day) were drivin me nuts!!!
I can't blame Jack and if I had to deal with somebody as irritating and dotish as Bas I would also do what Jack is doing. I can't remember if Bas ever said anything that was sensible or constructive.
You realize the old saying is true - Anybody who is smart enough to get elected should not be allowed to run the country. And this one “Politics, n: Poly "many" + tics "blood-sucking parasites"”
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..... and that's exactly why I like Bas ...... cuz he may not be sensible or constructive ...... but dude is definitely hilarious ...... remember de time when he say ....... "If you see me and a lion fighting, be afraid fuh de lion" ..... cyah cyah cyah ...... de man crazy!!!
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After seeing dat shirt, I figure if Panday call de man a snake, he ent go be too far off de mark...
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but den ...... dat go be pot callin kettle black .....
and I didn't even realise is ah snake skin shirt ...... tuh me ...... de ting look like ah science project gorn bad!
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rofl @ stylist comment.
I'm totally out of the loop as far as the latest BasJack divorce case but thanks for highlighting this, now it's more things to laugh about in the papers.
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Splitsun doh worry ...... on any given day ..... yuh could logon tuh de online newspapers ...... and get full updates on BAS and JACK ...... it dat ridiculous!
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Well, that's politricks.
Gyul, your styling commets had me almost wet my pants.
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LOL ..... if he eh required tuh wear ah suit ...... an' is ah kyna casual scene he on ...... Jack guaranteed tuh pull out ah shirt ...... dat could only be categorised as wack!! ...... I wasn't jokin ....... he really need ah lil advice in de wardrobe department!
But on another note ...... I doh really understand dat payin de salaries bit tho ...... cuz what happens when salaries due again?
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They should know better than tuh mess with Jack. The man bringing ah QC yuh know. Dey could say what dey want bout him...ah like his fighting spirit.
Leh meh digress ah bit...not sure if yuh read where Jack show up the Sports Minsiter for the amount of free tickets he (Hunt) requested for the last football match. I well laugh oui. He make Hunt like like ah c--t.
Ah gone!
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Lawd ...... dat was also another funny story ...... but ah purposely play like ah eh see it ...... cuz de las time I went football ........ was wit one ah dem same 'government' tickets ...... so I cyah say nuttin!
De Sports Minister was on de TV tonight tho ..... an' he say ....... dat he get de tickets late ...... and dat an 'ERROR' occurred ...... and that he takes full responsibility ...... and that it will not happen again ......
Phew ...... we can rest easy now...... no commission of enquiry required!!!
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I am cracking up here.....your blog keeps me entertained...
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buh A A ..... yuh know how long I eh see you on de scene!
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