Dude looks like ah dude!!!
Is 3 papers I does get ....... an' all ah dem does be either ...... tie-up or bag-off .....
So this morning ...... like every other morning ..... there I was sipping my coffee ...... while untying and unbagging ...... when front and left ...... on de Express ...... meh national colours ...... ketch meh eye!
Yes ....... there was dude ...... all decked off in his lovely red, white and black T-shirt
...... so patriotic I thought ...... with Independence Day being jus two days away an' all ......
Then ...... as my eyes continued on ah downward gaze ....... up jumps ah handcuffs ..... and a navy blue short pants ...... Grrrrrr???? ....... an' ah old dutty pair of Clarks wit no lacings ......
Well ..... immediately I sensed dat something was wrong ......
...... and it wasn't even de word 'Cocaine' .......
Was de name ...... 'Patricia Mathews' ......
Cuz Grrrrrrr again ......
DUDE turned out tuh be ah ....... DUDETTE???!!!
If only de IAAF could get ah copy of dat pic ...... it would certainly clear Caster Semenya ...... who all of ah sudden started tuh look very much all woman!!!
Anyway ...... other than the fact ...... dat dude doh look like ah lady AT ALL ...... the story itself is very wack ...... cuz first dey say ...... dat s/he try tuh mail de cocaine in ah Bible (as seen on TV) ...... den dey say dat it was Watchtower Magazines ...... which we are all very familiar with from those annoying random Jehovah Witness house visits ...... then ...... apparently is de TTPost staff dat discover de cocaine ...... like since when TTPost staff so efficient ...... then ...... s/he been tuh jail about 4 or 5 times before ....... ALL on narcotics related offences ....... but dis time ..... s/he say s/he was 'duped'???? ...... den de way s/he lookin ..... I feel s/he eh mail all ...... check out de story ...... as ah matter of fact ...... check out de whole papers ...... cuz it have real wackiness today ...... like dat other headline story ...... COPS CAUGHT!
LOL ..... de Trini bandit version of South Africa's gold medalist Caster Semenya ......
So this morning ...... like every other morning ..... there I was sipping my coffee ...... while untying and unbagging ...... when front and left ...... on de Express ...... meh national colours ...... ketch meh eye!
Yes ....... there was dude ...... all decked off in his lovely red, white and black T-shirt
...... so patriotic I thought ...... with Independence Day being jus two days away an' all ...... Then ...... as my eyes continued on ah downward gaze ....... up jumps ah handcuffs ..... and a navy blue short pants ...... Grrrrrr???? ....... an' ah old dutty pair of Clarks wit no lacings ......
Well ..... immediately I sensed dat something was wrong ......
...... and it wasn't even de word 'Cocaine' .......
Was de name ...... 'Patricia Mathews' ......
Cuz Grrrrrrr again ......
DUDE turned out tuh be ah ....... DUDETTE???!!!
If only de IAAF could get ah copy of dat pic ...... it would certainly clear Caster Semenya ...... who all of ah sudden started tuh look very much all woman!!!
Anyway ...... other than the fact ...... dat dude doh look like ah lady AT ALL ...... the story itself is very wack ...... cuz first dey say ...... dat s/he try tuh mail de cocaine in ah Bible (as seen on TV) ...... den dey say dat it was Watchtower Magazines ...... which we are all very familiar with from those annoying random Jehovah Witness house visits ...... then ...... apparently is de TTPost staff dat discover de cocaine ...... like since when TTPost staff so efficient ...... then ...... s/he been tuh jail about 4 or 5 times before ....... ALL on narcotics related offences ....... but dis time ..... s/he say s/he was 'duped'???? ...... den de way s/he lookin ..... I feel s/he eh mail all ...... check out de story ...... as ah matter of fact ...... check out de whole papers ...... cuz it have real wackiness today ...... like dat other headline story ...... COPS CAUGHT!
LOL ..... de Trini bandit version of South Africa's gold medalist Caster Semenya ......
The newspapers always reporting stories that are wackier than fiction! I swore she was a man when I saw the pic! My gosh though, after being arrested three to four times on narcotics charges she should have found a better way to transport the coke than via regular mail! She could've FedEx it in a secure delivery box....or so I see them do on CSI and Law and Order LoL!
The headline caption "cops caught on tape stuffing their pockets and underwear"...priceless :-/
Btw...Hi 'Scene!!!
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Hey Ms. nycyahdie ..... ah tort yuh change yuh name ..... tuh Channell
..... and talkin bout names ...... look what I see in today's newspaper ...... ah man wit de name Patrice!!! ..... so yuh know ...... there's no doubt in my mind now ..... that our Patricia (Mathews) ...... IS a man!
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nah scene... i sur i post a couple of Patrice stuff on my blag b4...
http://bandwagonist.wordpress.com/2008/05/23/patrice-clouds/
http://www.youtube.com/user/PatriceInTheStudio
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bandi boy ..... I never see dem ting on your blog .....
so wait nah ..... Patrice is really ah kyna unisex name den ...... cuz I always saw it as ah gyul name!
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Man or woman, Patrice have some damn fine definition on those legs...sorry a bit preoccupied with that these days
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fuh real ...... I didn't even notice dat ...... OK ...... s/he is definitely ah man!
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Well yes, that was my thought exactly when I saw the pic; from the shaved head right down tuh de dutty clarks. As for the boy/girl name...I know ah man named Patrice and one named Allison...I kid you not on the Allison.
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gyul ah guess these days ....... anyting goes yes ....... cuz man lookin like woman ...... woman lookin like man ....... man wit gyul name ..... gyul with man name ..... is now ah whole big gender blur .......
but ...... I'm sorry ...... I kyna ole school ...... I like gyuls tuh look like gyuls ...... and man tuh look like Lenny Kravitz ...... ooops ah mean like Chris Gayle!
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