.... a light Sunday post
..... an' talkin about light ...... leh meh jump rite in tuh de first item on de agenda ...... which is ...... Indians in India gettin vex off of skin whiteners ...... JAH!
Now I understand where de vex Indians comin from eh ...... cuz from readin de article ...... it seems as tho ..... de advertisements (in India and Pakistan) fuh de skin whiteners ...... makin it out tuh look like ....... if yuh eh white (lookin) ...... yuh blight ...... but lawdy ...... tuh each his own ....... wuz de big deal if Indians want tuh lightening dey skin ...... an' man does want tuh enlarge dey penis ...... and women does want tuh get more bresss ...... and white people does want tuh tan ...... and some of us of African descent does want tuh have long straight hair and put orn weave ...... while some of us (who kyna dougla) does jus go de 'straighten we hair' route ..... oh Lawd ...... everybody want tuh he happy ...... and if goin WHITE makin some Indians happy ...... den so what ...... right now ..... I lookin tuh get happy mehself ...... and hopefully it go happen ...... in somebody happy hour ...... where ah go actually really find a Stag or ah Carib ...... fuh de suggested retail price of ..... $9!!!
Anyway ..... dat aside ..... it had some odda tings dat ah see in de papers ...... dat ah feel was worthy of mention ...... so on dis sunny Sunday ...... leh meh really keep it light ...... and savour some of de crap dat does be in de papers ..... de same papers dat ah now have tuh pay $782 for ...... yes ..... you could believe dat?! ...... my Newsday subscription is now $782 fuh ah Mon-Sun 12-month renewal ...... and meh Express was only $366 ..... yep ...... fuh de same ting ...... doh ask meh how ..... cuz I doh know ....... all I know ..... is dat $782 is real money ...... and tuh get value fuh money ...... $782 worth of crap ...... go have tuh start starrin here .....
So here we go .....
What was interesting about this ..... is that altho skin whiteners were always really targeted at women ...... apparently more and more men are gettin in on de action too ......
..... and HELLO ...... I'd much rather see a fair-skinned Indian ..... dan ah Dougla MAN ...... who does go tuh ah hairdresser ...... tuh 'straighten' he hair!! ...... but den again ...... leh meh go easy on Garvin eh ....... cuz what de hell is Garvin current hairstyle??? ...... tank de Lawd Clem come tuh his rescue wit dat KERATIN ting!!!
..... and as we on de topic of going White ...... and straightenin hair ...... and gettin bigger bress an' ting ...... who knew ...... that fuh those of us ..... who could actually full up ah bra ...... dat 70% of us ...... wearin de wrong bra size ...... and dat it have ah formula yuh could use ....... tuh work out yuh correct size!? ...... however ..... if yuh didn't pass Maths in school ..... or yuh have ADHD ...... yuh will have tuh continue wearing de wrong size! ...... cuz look at dat bloody formula!!! ...... me eh goin tru all dat ..... I mus have some man fren who could work dat shit out fuh me!!!
LOL ..... these ads are so jokey ..... cuz fuh starters ...... we all know ...... that there is no such creature ...... unless maybe in ah 'hawk and spit' bar ..... den ...... Carib and Stag is de same people ...... but one ad in standard English ..... and de nex one in dotish dialect ..... cuz how 'DE (space) MAN' .... could ever mean 'DEMAND' ..... or am I being clueless as usual ..... and readin it wrong? ..... den ...... what dey really mean by 'DE MAN YUH NINE'?? ...... do dey mean like ..... if yuh go tuh Woodford Cafe .... and yuh order ah Stag ..... and de Bartender tell yuh is $20 ..... dat yuh could DE MAN that yuh pay $9??? ..... I doh understand de ad ...... and I also doh understand Woodford Cafe (that's a true story - it really is $20 fuh ah Stag in Woodford Cafe) ......
So the Indian Expo is back ...... but ..... don't be fooled ...... apparently is not de same Expo dat we've grown tuh love ..... apparently it lil bogus ..... or so says my friend who have ah Degree in Indian Expo!! ..... so I eh bodderin tuh go ...... but fuh those of you who still contemplatin ..... remember ...... it runs til September 22 .... Absoutley NO EXTENTION
.... oh gorm ..... an' talkin about tings dat we've grown tuh love ..... Solo come out wit 3 more Js ...... can't wait tuh taste dem ..... cuz yes ..... I'm sure I'll LOVE ALL AH DEM!
WHAT??? ....... what crap is a Miss Dancehall Queen Beauty Pageant ...... STEUPS!
Whatever ..... the price may be unbeatable ...... but de person who sellin dat condo fuh dat crazy-ass price ain't!!! ..... cuz dey fuh real ...... $4 million dollars fuh ah condo!!!????
Ever tried looking tru de Classified Ads fuh a job ..... and found yuhself lookin under EXPERIENCED ....... and MALE/FEMALE ...... or even JUNIOR?! ...... I could never understand why ads are arranged that way ...... cuz 'Experienced' and 'Male/Female' aren't job positions ..... like why didn't they put the EXPERIENCED FLORIST under Florist ...... and the MALE/FEMALE FASHION MODELS under Fashion Models ..... and what de heck is ah "LIVING-IN HOUSEKEEPER"?
Ahhh ..... this one brought back memories ...... of de time I attended one of these Dale Carnegie courses ..... I think it was called 'Win Friends and Influence People' ...... which .... let me say ..... totally didn't work (on me) ...... cuz to date ..... I still haven't 'won' any friends ..... and I certainly was never able tuh influence anybody ..... ever ..... but ..... all in all ..... it was a fun experience ..... cuz other than learning a totally bogus technique fuh remembering names ...... and I say bogus ...... cuz just last week I saw a girl who did the same course with me ..... and I couldn't remember her name fuh nuttin! ..... there were times when big hard back man and woman would just buss down cryin an' ting ..... I used tuh get real kix .....
Dem figures lookin real wack tuh me ...... an' I doh even own ah house!
What question could be so 'burning' ..... dat you will be willin tuh 'burn' up yuh wallet ...... at $13.80 per minute ..... tuh get de answer?? ...... TSTT fuh real??? ...... den how de Psychic gonna know if yuh over 18 years ...... cuz yuh must be over 18 years ..... oooops ...... ah forget ..... is ah Psychic ..... dey mus know ..... den when yuh call de 900-1022 number (at $13.80 per minute) ..... and shit happen ..... and yuh need tuh get help ..... what is de cost of de HELP .... when yuh have tuh dial ah next number (800-4365) tuh get de HELP??!!
Chups ..... fuh those of you who tinkin about callin today ...... tuh SEE TOMORROW UNFOLD ..... leh meh save yuh some money ..... and unfold tomorrow fuh yuh ...... tomorrow is Monday ..... it gonna be de 14th day of September ..... you will be stuck in traffic at some point ..... it will rain ...... you will go to work ..... you will go home ..... you will eat ...... you will use your cell phone at least 3 times ..... and you will not win the first of the 3 Suzukis in de Supligen competition (dat first one is mine
) ...... there ..... that's your psychic reading ...... now go save dat $13.80 fuh someting serious!
..... and while the world is still trying to figure out if Caster Semenya is a HE ..... or a SHE ...... or a 'bote ah dem' (aka a hermaphrodite) ......
...... we in Trinbago ...... are trying to figure out WTF ah SHEMALE is ......
So there I was ..... reading this feel good ..... happy ending story ...... when ah reach de end ...... and Grrrrrrr???? ....... where'd da happy ending go? ....... cuz hear de scene ...... Smokey had brain surgery ..... and dey say he recoverin nicely ...... ah setta people pray fuh him an' ting ...... and dey even dedicated de T&T vs USA World Cup Qualifier tuh him ..... cuz apparently he's 'an ardent football fan who hasn't missed a TT match on home soil' ..... so wit dat said ..... it was no surprise tuh read too ...... dat Mr. A. Jack Warner himself ...... paid a visit tuh Mr. Smokey ...... but what was real weird ...... is dat Jack didn't jus pass tru tuh vibes Smokey yuh know ...... Jack pass tru tuh present him wit ah picture ...... yes .... ah picture of him (Jack) and Barack in de White House!! ...... Grrrrr??? ...... just what yuh need when yuh recoverin from brain surgery!!
Why did TSTT split the Telephone Directory in two? ...... cuz is not like is less paper ...... when yuh join dem up ..... is de same amount ah paper! ....... yesterday I went eeeen HILO Starlite ...... an' ah see all de books stack up on de ground ...... so while ah was cashin ..... ah ask de Cashier if is OK tuh take one ...... cuz all ah dem was well plastic off like yuh eh supposed tuh touch dem ...... she then explained to me ..... dat de reason dey plastic off ...... is because dis year ...... is two books yuh gettin (not one) ..... so dey seal each pair off (in plastic) ...... I ask ...... again ...... why did TSTT split the Telephone Directory in two? ...... cuz now ..... when I have tuh look fuh a number ..... I actually have to read first ..... tuh see which book tuh look in ...... whereas ..... before ..... I'd just pick up DE book and look fuh meh number!
I was a tad bit amused when I saw this ad ...... cuz T&TEC self ..... like dem eh realise is Trinis dey dealin wit ..... which Trini goin' an' consciously run down dey light bill if dey eh get it??? ...... Trinis glad if dey light bill eh come!!
Got this in my mailbox ...... and was very surprised to see the things that you cannot mail ...... actually no ..... ah wasn't surprised at the actual items ..... ah was surprised dat TTPost had tuh put out ah flyer ..... cuz like who doh know dat yuh cyah mail perishable foodstuff ...... or explosives ..... or Poison ..... or Drugs ..... ooooops wait ..... Patricia Mathews didn't know ..... OK then ..... so maybe de flyer is warranted ..... I did learn something new tho .... I learnt that you CAN mail ..... bees and leeches .... wow ..... who knew!
PS: ..... so while de Jermaine Jackson tribute concert get pelt ..... tuh next year ...... Janet Jackson will be doing a tribute tuh her brother tonight ..... on de MTV Awards ..... gotta see dat! ...... and as we talkin about Michael's siblings ..... did y'all see LaToya Jackson on 20/20 ..... sista still comin across lil CRAZY bwoy!
Now I understand where de vex Indians comin from eh ...... cuz from readin de article ...... it seems as tho ..... de advertisements (in India and Pakistan) fuh de skin whiteners ...... makin it out tuh look like ....... if yuh eh white (lookin) ...... yuh blight ...... but lawdy ...... tuh each his own ....... wuz de big deal if Indians want tuh lightening dey skin ...... an' man does want tuh enlarge dey penis ...... and women does want tuh get more bresss ...... and white people does want tuh tan ...... and some of us of African descent does want tuh have long straight hair and put orn weave ...... while some of us (who kyna dougla) does jus go de 'straighten we hair' route ..... oh Lawd ...... everybody want tuh he happy ...... and if goin WHITE makin some Indians happy ...... den so what ...... right now ..... I lookin tuh get happy mehself ...... and hopefully it go happen ...... in somebody happy hour ...... where ah go actually really find a Stag or ah Carib ...... fuh de suggested retail price of ..... $9!!!
Anyway ..... dat aside ..... it had some odda tings dat ah see in de papers ...... dat ah feel was worthy of mention ...... so on dis sunny Sunday ...... leh meh really keep it light ...... and savour some of de crap dat does be in de papers ..... de same papers dat ah now have tuh pay $782 for ...... yes ..... you could believe dat?! ...... my Newsday subscription is now $782 fuh ah Mon-Sun 12-month renewal ...... and meh Express was only $366 ..... yep ...... fuh de same ting ...... doh ask meh how ..... cuz I doh know ....... all I know ..... is dat $782 is real money ...... and tuh get value fuh money ...... $782 worth of crap ...... go have tuh start starrin here .....
So here we go .....
What was interesting about this ..... is that altho skin whiteners were always really targeted at women ...... apparently more and more men are gettin in on de action too ......
..... and HELLO ...... I'd much rather see a fair-skinned Indian ..... dan ah Dougla MAN ...... who does go tuh ah hairdresser ...... tuh 'straighten' he hair!! ...... but den again ...... leh meh go easy on Garvin eh ....... cuz what de hell is Garvin current hairstyle??? ...... tank de Lawd Clem come tuh his rescue wit dat KERATIN ting!!!
..... and as we on de topic of going White ...... and straightenin hair ...... and gettin bigger bress an' ting ...... who knew ...... that fuh those of us ..... who could actually full up ah bra ...... dat 70% of us ...... wearin de wrong bra size ...... and dat it have ah formula yuh could use ....... tuh work out yuh correct size!? ...... however ..... if yuh didn't pass Maths in school ..... or yuh have ADHD ...... yuh will have tuh continue wearing de wrong size! ...... cuz look at dat bloody formula!!! ...... me eh goin tru all dat ..... I mus have some man fren who could work dat shit out fuh me!!!
LOL ..... these ads are so jokey ..... cuz fuh starters ...... we all know ...... that there is no such creature ...... unless maybe in ah 'hawk and spit' bar ..... den ...... Carib and Stag is de same people ...... but one ad in standard English ..... and de nex one in dotish dialect ..... cuz how 'DE (space) MAN' .... could ever mean 'DEMAND' ..... or am I being clueless as usual ..... and readin it wrong? ..... den ...... what dey really mean by 'DE MAN YUH NINE'?? ...... do dey mean like ..... if yuh go tuh Woodford Cafe .... and yuh order ah Stag ..... and de Bartender tell yuh is $20 ..... dat yuh could DE MAN that yuh pay $9??? ..... I doh understand de ad ...... and I also doh understand Woodford Cafe (that's a true story - it really is $20 fuh ah Stag in Woodford Cafe) ......
So the Indian Expo is back ...... but ..... don't be fooled ...... apparently is not de same Expo dat we've grown tuh love ..... apparently it lil bogus ..... or so says my friend who have ah Degree in Indian Expo!! ..... so I eh bodderin tuh go ...... but fuh those of you who still contemplatin ..... remember ...... it runs til September 22 .... Absoutley NO EXTENTION
.... oh gorm ..... an' talkin about tings dat we've grown tuh love ..... Solo come out wit 3 more Js ...... can't wait tuh taste dem ..... cuz yes ..... I'm sure I'll LOVE ALL AH DEM!
WHAT??? ....... what crap is a Miss Dancehall Queen Beauty Pageant ...... STEUPS!
Whatever ..... the price may be unbeatable ...... but de person who sellin dat condo fuh dat crazy-ass price ain't!!! ..... cuz dey fuh real ...... $4 million dollars fuh ah condo!!!????
Ever tried looking tru de Classified Ads fuh a job ..... and found yuhself lookin under EXPERIENCED ....... and MALE/FEMALE ...... or even JUNIOR?! ...... I could never understand why ads are arranged that way ...... cuz 'Experienced' and 'Male/Female' aren't job positions ..... like why didn't they put the EXPERIENCED FLORIST under Florist ...... and the MALE/FEMALE FASHION MODELS under Fashion Models ..... and what de heck is ah "LIVING-IN HOUSEKEEPER"?
Ahhh ..... this one brought back memories ...... of de time I attended one of these Dale Carnegie courses ..... I think it was called 'Win Friends and Influence People' ...... which .... let me say ..... totally didn't work (on me) ...... cuz to date ..... I still haven't 'won' any friends ..... and I certainly was never able tuh influence anybody ..... ever ..... but ..... all in all ..... it was a fun experience ..... cuz other than learning a totally bogus technique fuh remembering names ...... and I say bogus ...... cuz just last week I saw a girl who did the same course with me ..... and I couldn't remember her name fuh nuttin! ..... there were times when big hard back man and woman would just buss down cryin an' ting ..... I used tuh get real kix .....
Dem figures lookin real wack tuh me ...... an' I doh even own ah house!
What question could be so 'burning' ..... dat you will be willin tuh 'burn' up yuh wallet ...... at $13.80 per minute ..... tuh get de answer?? ...... TSTT fuh real??? ...... den how de Psychic gonna know if yuh over 18 years ...... cuz yuh must be over 18 years ..... oooops ...... ah forget ..... is ah Psychic ..... dey mus know ..... den when yuh call de 900-1022 number (at $13.80 per minute) ..... and shit happen ..... and yuh need tuh get help ..... what is de cost of de HELP .... when yuh have tuh dial ah next number (800-4365) tuh get de HELP??!!
Chups ..... fuh those of you who tinkin about callin today ...... tuh SEE TOMORROW UNFOLD ..... leh meh save yuh some money ..... and unfold tomorrow fuh yuh ...... tomorrow is Monday ..... it gonna be de 14th day of September ..... you will be stuck in traffic at some point ..... it will rain ...... you will go to work ..... you will go home ..... you will eat ...... you will use your cell phone at least 3 times ..... and you will not win the first of the 3 Suzukis in de Supligen competition (dat first one is mine
) ...... there ..... that's your psychic reading ...... now go save dat $13.80 fuh someting serious!..... and while the world is still trying to figure out if Caster Semenya is a HE ..... or a SHE ...... or a 'bote ah dem' (aka a hermaphrodite) ......
...... we in Trinbago ...... are trying to figure out WTF ah SHEMALE is ......
So there I was ..... reading this feel good ..... happy ending story ...... when ah reach de end ...... and Grrrrrrr???? ....... where'd da happy ending go? ....... cuz hear de scene ...... Smokey had brain surgery ..... and dey say he recoverin nicely ...... ah setta people pray fuh him an' ting ...... and dey even dedicated de T&T vs USA World Cup Qualifier tuh him ..... cuz apparently he's 'an ardent football fan who hasn't missed a TT match on home soil' ..... so wit dat said ..... it was no surprise tuh read too ...... dat Mr. A. Jack Warner himself ...... paid a visit tuh Mr. Smokey ...... but what was real weird ...... is dat Jack didn't jus pass tru tuh vibes Smokey yuh know ...... Jack pass tru tuh present him wit ah picture ...... yes .... ah picture of him (Jack) and Barack in de White House!! ...... Grrrrr??? ...... just what yuh need when yuh recoverin from brain surgery!!
Why did TSTT split the Telephone Directory in two? ...... cuz is not like is less paper ...... when yuh join dem up ..... is de same amount ah paper! ....... yesterday I went eeeen HILO Starlite ...... an' ah see all de books stack up on de ground ...... so while ah was cashin ..... ah ask de Cashier if is OK tuh take one ...... cuz all ah dem was well plastic off like yuh eh supposed tuh touch dem ...... she then explained to me ..... dat de reason dey plastic off ...... is because dis year ...... is two books yuh gettin (not one) ..... so dey seal each pair off (in plastic) ...... I ask ...... again ...... why did TSTT split the Telephone Directory in two? ...... cuz now ..... when I have tuh look fuh a number ..... I actually have to read first ..... tuh see which book tuh look in ...... whereas ..... before ..... I'd just pick up DE book and look fuh meh number!
I was a tad bit amused when I saw this ad ...... cuz T&TEC self ..... like dem eh realise is Trinis dey dealin wit ..... which Trini goin' an' consciously run down dey light bill if dey eh get it??? ...... Trinis glad if dey light bill eh come!!
Got this in my mailbox ...... and was very surprised to see the things that you cannot mail ...... actually no ..... ah wasn't surprised at the actual items ..... ah was surprised dat TTPost had tuh put out ah flyer ..... cuz like who doh know dat yuh cyah mail perishable foodstuff ...... or explosives ..... or Poison ..... or Drugs ..... ooooops wait ..... Patricia Mathews didn't know ..... OK then ..... so maybe de flyer is warranted
..... I did learn something new tho .... I learnt that you CAN mail ..... bees and leeches .... wow ..... who knew! PS: ..... so while de Jermaine Jackson tribute concert get pelt ..... tuh next year ...... Janet Jackson will be doing a tribute tuh her brother tonight ..... on de MTV Awards ..... gotta see dat! ...... and as we talkin about Michael's siblings ..... did y'all see LaToya Jackson on 20/20 ..... sista still comin across lil CRAZY bwoy!
scene this was anything but light... i eh know where tuh start... buh as i talking diaslect... de man uses MAN because STAG is a MAN's BEER... and no if yuh go Woodford an demand it fuh NINE you more likely to get NINE slap...
that skin whitening in India is real OLD news... the British used that tactic to their advantage and well apparently many of the things colonial masters used to divide a people are still alive and well... just so happens that some have been able to monetize them...
PS... this post was not light... too heavy... for a Sunday
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LOL .... jus when I tort I was being mellow
anyway ...... even if dey using MAN in reference tuh Stag being 'a man's beer' ...... it still dotish ...... and talkin about things dotish ...... dat 'man's beer' tagline ..... if you know how dat does get me stink ..... cuz I does drink Stag!
..... the Indian skin whitening article was actually very interesting ..... cuz I never realised it had cultural implications too ...... cuz apparently advertisements fuh brides and grooms (fuh arranged marriages) would often list 'fair' as a requirement ...... I always assumed it was jus another indulgence ...... ah vanity ting ...... like plastic surgery ......
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On the skin whitening issue. it's sick, that people of color all around the world, show clear self hatred to the color that was given to them. It is clear ignorance to what and who we really are. It is time for the Original mothers and fathers of the earth. Yes, the people of color that carries melanin in their skin to embrace that of which Divine laws of nature have given to them, through genetics.
The Asiatic black people and South Asian people has to learn who they are, there role in history and not just love the Euro-centric ideology and concept of what they should be. Color, creed, religion and class. The so called minority, people of color is the original human family of the Earth.It's a damn shame we don't know our history and how important melanin is to our genetic make up. Look how Caucasians burn their skin in the Sun to get Color and for us, we want to whiten ours. Yes, whiten how much you want , you migrate to a so called first world country and you'll soon know your place, by race profiling. It's all Eugenics. Oh , what Infidels we have become. Peace love and respect. Amenhotep9
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Aye Amenhotep9 .... Welcome tuh de scene
.... and ditto on de peace, love and respect!
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Well thx for the Sunday laugh...except for that property tax that is crazy...
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..... Bandi jus tell meh dat dis post was anyting but light ..... and yes ..... dat property tax is wacko ...... cuz I just can't understand how it gonna go from a couple hundred dollars .... tuh thousands!
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Gosh, a lil too much to take in at 5 AM.
Wey to start?
Starting wid de beer, I does pay £1 fuh a Carib beer in Birmingham England, so allyuh now ketching up wid me.
The perfect bra... apparently in Birmingham here yuh can go to a shop called H&M and get your boobies measured and custom bras made, for the same price as an off the shelf/rack one... do they sell them on shelves/racks?
Hmmm, and just to think last month I posted medicines fuh meh sis and it eh reach yet. I didn know TTPOST seizing it...
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Jumbie ..... yuh on de internet at 5 am??? ...... but wait ...... look who talkin ...... I on de internet at 1:12 am!!!
..... and are you saying that $20 fuh ah beer is OK ...... nah man ...... dat price is absolutely ridiculous ...... and it only gonna get worse ....... cuz dat $20 was de pre-budget price eh ...... so who knows what de post-budget price gonna be ...... cuz you know ...... NOBODY eh takin orn dat suggested retail price crap!!!
..... and about the bras ....... I believe you can find them on shelves and racks ...... doh know ...... haven't gorn bra shopping fuh ah long time ...... cuz I have ah kyna standard size ....... so no formula necessary ...... and sometimes ...... even no bra is necessary!
...... hmmmm ...... is TTPost really seizing the medication? ...... like have you ever mailed medicine before?
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I'se ah Jumbie, remember?
I ent saying $20 fuh a beer is okay, I just saying I does pay about $10 fuh a Carib, which is what allyuh recommended price is, right? If allyuh decide to pay scalpers' prices, who is me to discourage allyuh? (^_~)
Yeah, I have posted medicines before, just never wrote on the envelope what is inside. I post monthly, cause the price for this (cholesterol medications) in Trinidad is muy ridiculouso!! In 1990 it was TT$400 for 30 tablets, I cyah even imagine what it is now... Here in England is £7.20 per item on a prescription, regardless of the actual cost... and no shitty generic meds either... This time I made the mistake of writing the word Medicine on the envelope.
In England, a bra is not only necessary, it is essential, if you do not want to leave holes in your tops when the winds blow. (^O^)
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oh gosh Jumbie ..... yuh have meh laughin with dat bra scene
and yeah boy ...... medication real expensive in dis country .... and yuh rite .... is really generic crap yuh does get ..... I remember having tuh collect stuff fuh my dad ..... from dat CDAP ting ..... and it was generic crap ...... he end up jus buyin de real shit abroad too ......
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Ah sorry fuh whoever order ah beer and put dong $9.00 on de counter and say dat is all dey paying since dem people at Carib say so. All de ad say is dat is de SUGGESTED price eh.
Yuh know ah not surprised by dat story about India Indians lightening dey skin? Trinis does only carry orn in wid gun talk about race and song like dey ready tuh start war buh at de end ah de day is nuttin buh talk oui. Dem India Indians deadly serious when it comes tuh racism.
http://www.ajc.com/news/content/metro/atlanta/stories/2008/06/14/contractkilling_0614.html
Oh btw, dat skin lightening shit have its own undergrong up de road in Jamaica. Tuh me anybody who have tuh go tuh 'extremes' tuh change deyself have self esteem problems oui. Dat eh mean I eh willing tuh help any woman measure and figure out she bra size. Dat is mih duty.
Larse ting eh Scene since dis is 'light Sunday post' yuh make is like two plateful ah food wash dong wid two glass ah mauby.
Dat property tax ting? Pay close attention if yuh own yuh own house eh. Ah was talking tuh ah pardner end ah larse week and de man blue, fuss he vex. He property taxes going up ONE THOUSAND percent and dem numbers in yuh article seem tuh be arong dat same increase. Allyuh watch out oui. De government like it find how it go diversify de economy tuh get ah next source of income fuh when oil run out.
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Dat $9 suggestion ...... will suffer de same fate as RED LIGHTS in dis country ....... few will STOP at $9 ....... and most will say @#$%& dat!!!
...... and whoa ...... dat story is horrible ..... dem never hear bout douglarisation or wha?!!
"Dat is mih duty."
LOL at your willingness tuh help us clueless women figure out we bra size ......
and yes ..... the govt IS lookin fuh money ...... any which way dey could get it ..... I doh know why de arse dey doh sen ....... Divine Echoes on tour ...... an' let dem make some money fuh de country ...... cuz is real money de country spendin on dem ..... and fuh why ...... whey dey does perform??!!!
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That story not that surprising... It have worse than that in England when it comes to ethnic Indians and Pakistani people.
Here, a father will kill his own daughter if she 'dishonours' the family by seeing someone outside the same religion/faith/family. Yeah, they are allowed to marry first cousins... you know like 2 brothers, brother/sister, sister/sister kids...
The body in in this story was found not too far from where I live... she was killed by her dad and uncle.
Or how about this one?
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"they are allowed to marry first cousins... you know like 2 brothers, brother/sister, sister/sister kids..."
...... but dat sounds like incest!!!
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In my book yes, in your book yes, in their book, no.
And the close blood inbreeding results in some rather retarded kids if I may use that words... physically and mentally handicapped.
On the other hand, some of the normal ones are kinda pretty
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That whole Caster scene just vexing. Poor girl have to deal with them revealing to the whole world that she may be a hermaphrodite. lawd. No sensitivity, no privacy.
Property taxes. ouch.
I wish i could sample all them J's yes, looking tasty and refreshing indeed.
Dancehall Beauty Pageant, well yes.
ROFL@jack presenting the man with a picture of himself and barack. LMAO!!!
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I eh know what tuh say about dat Caster Semenya drama ...... cuz if even dey feel ..... like dey have tuh go tru wit sex testin and all dat crap ...... den yeah ..... wuz de scene wit leakin de findings tuh de universe ...... before yuh even tell de gyul?! ...... anyway ..... ah see in today's papers ...... that that 'hermaphrodite' talk ..... was just dat ...... ole talk ...... and that the final results will be revealed in November ...... which is ...... whether they will allow her to continue to compete as a woman ...... so in de meantime ...... I guess she will jus have tuh live wit de rehearsal humilation ...... until the official humiliation come in November ......
and gyul ..... you eh laugh more dan me (at Jack) ...... ah love him yuh know ...... and clearly he love him too ..... de man is just too funny .....
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lol @ this post being light
i actually tasted the orange j a couple of mths ago and it was great. That's a winner right there.
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...... ah will have tuh take yuh word fuh it yes Zee ...... cuz I doh like nuttin 'orange' ...... orange flavoured drinks does remind me of medicine ...... the only orange I could stomach ....... is freshly squeezed orange juice wit de pulp in it ......
.... an' why everybody crappin on my 'light post' bwoy?!
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doh like nuttin orange... hmmm... what colour is the main colour of this blog then?
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oh gosh bandi ..... a'ight ...... leh meh break it down further ...... is de 'flavour' orange ah doh like ....... not de 'colour' ..... I love the colour orange ..... and that's why ...... out of all the possible templates ..... I chose the orange one ......
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TSTT Directory that two book idea is really dumb, I only have space for ONE book.
CASPER SEMANA de media need tuh leave she alone, the amount of money she will make from running she bound to get married, because it means, de man doh have tuh work again.
DANCEHALL BEAUTY PAGENT um I think JUNKO wannabees. not sure.
WOODBROOK ONE 4 million, one condo, no pets, no backyard, no julie mango tree, no life...you do the math.
BRA NOT FITTIN' bras are designed by men, who didn't really need them (history 101), although I have seen men with size A cups and hips to rival Shakira. That article was written to cover space in the newspapers.
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Whoa Bluecat .... how you end up on dat ole post gyul?!
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ole post? I just saw it LOL
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