.... de height of idleness :-)

Now allyuh know me ...... is nearly everyting in de papers I does read ...... down tuh de obituaries ...... so wit dat said ......

Fuh de past week ...... I been seeing an ad in de papers ...... and every time ah see de ad ..... I'd be in shock all over again ...... cuz de first day ah see it ...... ah say nah ...... dat had tuh be ah typo! ...... but den de next day ...... ah see it again ...... sayin de same ting ..... no change ..... and de ad continued tuh run fuh days ..... jus so ...... it just kept appearing ...... and it just kept baffling ......

Until today ..... phew ..... I was rite all along ...... it really was a typo ...... cuz come on ...... what it is dey could be teachin you so ..... in only two days ..... dat would cost $29,500??!! ..... my first thought was that ..... that muzbe one sweeeeet Tool Kit yuh gettin ...... and it muzbe have some real fancy tools in it ..... dat could probably make yuh bring de dead ...... back tuh life!!!




..... this is the original ad .... dat run fuh ah whole week at $29,500 ...... which clearly caused a surge of ...... NO CALLS ....... which then caused the company to finally review the ad ..... in an effort to determine why nobody callin ...... which then made them realise that the wack cost quoted may have been the 'problem' ......




..... and this is the amended ad ...... that appeared in today's papers ...... so ..... now their phones may actually ring ....... cuz wow ...... who could resist such a saving!




but den again ....... who knows if it's really an amended ad ....... it could just be a case of different shit ..... in different papers ....... like dis Indian Expo ad ...... dat still saying ...... ABSOUTLEY NO EXTENTION ..... in one papers ........




..... and sayin de correct ting ...... in ah next papers ......



Ahhhhhhh ...... de kyna crap I does notice ...... AND waste time tuh comment on 





..... this ad have nuttin tuh do wit anyting ..... is jus ah lagniappe ad ..... dat ah was gettin kicks off of ..... ah love how dey included ..... de Trini breed ..... POTHOUND ..... cuz after all ..... the SPECIAL seems tuh be fuh 'P' dogs only ...... an' ah could understand spayin Pothounds ..... but do people really spay Pitbulls ..... cuz I hear is plenty thousands of dollars fuh ah pitbull pup .....
 
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