in the TnT news(papers) ....
OK ...... jus now ....... dey really assign ah Police Officer tuh dis case??!!! ....... no seriously ...... PC Gokool really investigatin dis scene? ...... how?? ..... how do you begin tuh investigate the disappearance of ...... TWO WHITE JOCKEY SHORTS?? ..... especially if dey 'CLEAN' and doh have no skid marks tuh identify dem by ....... eh? ...... how?? ...... yuh does go an' put down ah Beetham-esque raid ....... on man drawers (in de area) ...... lawd ...... de 'South Bureau' again!!!
Precarnival Liposuction??? ..... ah MASECTOMY??? ...... wait ..... I'm sorry ...... if you suppose tuh be ...... a Board Certified Surgeon ....... an' yuh doh even know how tuh spell MASTECTOMY ....... HELLO ....... someting lil orf ..... den ..... on ah nex note ..... wuz de real scene wit ads like these .... cuz who de hell does respond?! .... I mean .... like in real life ...... is anybody really gonna read dat ad ..... an' tell deyself ...... "Aye ..... dat precarnival liposuction soundin good yuh know ..... ah better check it out oui ..... cuz when cahneeeval reach ..... I hadda look bess" ...... Grrrrr??? ..... I don't think so!!
At last ...... some useful information from the US Embassy!! ...... useful and confusing at the same time ...... cuz I was of de impression ...... dat if I have tuh go America (after December 31, 2009) ...... I would need a Machine-Readable Passport (and well of course ah blessed US Visa) ..... but their advice ...... in dey new 'FORTHNIGHTLY'? Express column ...... say ..... that dat eh so! ...... eh? ...... so if yuh doh need ah MRP tuh go America ..... den which part (of de world) yuh really need ah MRP for? ..... and if yuh doh need ah MRP tuh go America ...... den what was all de waylaymaylay wit Trinis runnin down MRPs? ...... have we been bamboozled? ..... I still confused!
Anything is possible, there are men with panty fetish...
Now that you mention the skid marks, I feel for the investigating officer as the shorts might have them by now.
Precarnival...lol
Who knows the doctor might know how to spell mastectomy but somebody at the paper does not
"FORTHNIGHTLY" WTF? LOL
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ah want tuh believe ..... dat he didn't put no clothes pins on dem .... and de fly away ......
cuz I cyah see why anybody will want tuh tief two $30 white drawers ......
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Good to go... that eh sound like no official US embassy response... more like Elephant Man...
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bandi ..... once it in de papers ...... it official
..... I jus glad dat yuh eh need no MRP tuh go America ...... cuz me eh have none ...... an' it doh look like ah gettin one any time soon ...... cuz ah never make de call fuh de appointment ......
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LMAO...police investigating...WTF for...So what CSI procedure yuh does use to find white underwear????
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oh gorm ...... ah would love tuh see dis 'crime' dissected on CSI
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Well yes, that jockey shorts story too funny. At least it didn't happen in south (breathing a sigh of relief
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so wait ...... I tort was de South Bureau again ...... where is Acbar Trace, Siparia Old Road?
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$hit! South again. Buh what de mudda....LOL! I really miss the address in the story oui.
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