I love birds!

..... well ...... generally speaking ...... cuz I not on no corbeaux!

The apartment where I live ...... always open up (yeah ah doh have no AC *sigh*) ....... so birds always flyin eeeen all de time ...... some ah dem does lime ..... and eat (meh fruits) ..... and shit ..... some ah dem does jus pass tru an' sing ah song ..... some ah dem does squat ...... an' some ah dem does clearly be lost ......

..... and I doh really mind ...... I kinda like dem droppin by ...... cuz they're always the cute, smallie kinds ....... but HELLO ..... today ah had was tuh put meh foot down ...... cuz there I was ....... readin papers ....... when suddenly ah shadow hit meh ..... yes ...... it was ah big, hard-back pigeon ...... calmly chillin on de banister ..... on my porch!!
 
Ah Pigeon?! ...... in dis here neck of de woods ...... da'is someting I never see before ....... and someting I was not about tuh encourage ....... cuz yes ...... ah know ah say ...... ah like birds ...... but pigeons ...... eh eh ....... Trini pigeons is de worse ....... all dem good for ...... is mess an' commess ...... especially when dey link up wit crew an' crew (i.e. hundreds of other pigeons!) ...... dey like bloody rats of de bird world!

So anyway ...... yuh know me ...... ah couldn't jus shoo Mr. P witout takin his pic ...... yeah ....... was pure hate an' ah ackin normal ....... snappin away at Mr. P ...... which actually ...... was kyna jokey ...... cuz my boy was real vogueing out ...... stayin real cool fuh de lil photo shoot ...... as a matter of fact ....... he was so cool ..... dat he was even lookin tuh settle back eeeen when ah done .......

...... but not ah shit ah dat ..... he get de 'SHOOOOO' ....... look him .......



So this is when he realised I was snapping ...... and he totally posed ...... instead of flyin away .....



Then .... as if tuh show ...... that he's quite comfortable ..... and he eh fraid me one fart ..... my boy turns away tuh take eeen de view or whatever ...... still not flying away ......



Then ..... tuh add some variety tuh his poses ...... he give meh de 'pigeon look back' ..... while at de same time ..... macoin tuh see if I fuh real ...... still takin pics ......



Ahhhhhh ...... and his last pose ...... before he was shooooed ...... it's a wrap!



PS:  I really didn't want tuh say anyting about dat whole sex tape scandal eh ...... but it seems tuh me ..... dat de 'victims' eh really want dis ting tuh go away ...... cuz why is she holding a press conference about it ...... AFTER CHOGM ...... da'is ah whole week again fuh de ting tuh bubble more!!!