Thanks peeps ...
Oh gosh ...... thanks fuh de good vibes people! 
I dey ...... poke-ah-poke no beef ...... wit not one arse tuh do whole day ...... but cock-up meh foot an' gape ....... so of course ..... in de course ...... of day 3 ...... of recovery ..... ah pick up ah papers ...... an' is only pure idleness make meh turn orn meh scanner ....... an' scan dem ting below ...... an' is not like ah get back meh internet eh ...... Nooooooo ...... de same idleness make meh leave meh house tuh go use fren own!
Now I doh know if is me ...... or if classified ads have some kinda special codin or wordin ...... cuz 9 outta 10 times ...... I does doh understand half ah dem .......
..... like dis one ...... HELL YEAH! ...... I WILL stuff 1,000 "envelops" fuh $15,000!!! ..... only thing is ..... I doh know what de heck ah 'stamp envelop' is ......
...... but is no scene ....... cuz look more ads sayin de same shit ...... so now I can choose ...... tuh send/rush my "self-address" stamped "enevelops" ........ to P.O. Box 78 ....... or to D. Joseph ..... or to K. Kumar .......
OK ...... this whole ad have me confused ....... CASH DAILY AND ON THE WEEKEND??? ...... what is the difference ...... isn't DAILY ..... every day ...... as in Sun - Mon ....... including the weekend?! ....... and what is a "Catholog" ...... a Catholic Catalogue?
What de arse you could be doin ...... HOME ...... wit NO EXPERIENCE ...... dat payin US$3,000 ....... I need tuh know ...... cuz I qualify!!
WHAT IF this ad made sense ....... what would it really be sayin???
Hmmmm ..... dis whole ad weird ..... startin wit de "Calling Female Deportee" ....... like if is only one deportee dey callin .......
Butt Cream????
WOW ...... can't pass this up peeps ...... what better way tuh acquire a 42 inch Flat Screen TV?! ....... dan tuh buy ah house ...... before Dec 31 ...... and voilà ...... FREE TV!
By the way ...... who exactly is "them" ....... in "Get them the Ultimate Gift this year"???
So de Express asked these kids their views on Santa ...... some say dat dey doh believe ...... and some say dey believe and want dolly and Play Station an' ting ...... but check out Shakem Paul's picture ....... and his response ........ LOL ...... PRICELESS!
I recommend dat his parents call the number below ....... the boy's got expression! 
PS: .... aye Mas Assassin ..... Welcome tuh de scene!
LOl, those Ads are a riot.
That butt cream is for flat ass people. If I had no sense I would buy it, but I rather stick to exercise.Makes me wonder though, how many fools are out there that think, applying a cream will give you bigger tits and butt?lol
Think I know someone that could use the penis cream, surely a thoughtful christmas present.
Shakem's facial expression goes well with his statement. It's sorry to see that so many children do not get to celebrate christmas.Hope some of the paper's reader's make sure Shakem has one christmas with presents.
Scene, I'm one of 'them', would like somebody to give me the ultimate gift. I would just like the home, and he can keep the TV!
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"Think I know someone that could use the penis cream ..."
LOL ..... don't we all .....
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LOL!!! Omg, that was the best laugh I had all week! Especially the last part about Shakem. Too funny!!!
Glad to hear that you are recovering well
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..... gyul I real laugh ..... cuz Shakem was just too funny ..... but it kyna sad too ...... cuz he's only 7 ..... Santa eh suppose tuh be dissin him yet!
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Hope you feel better...I really appreciate your blogging given your condition and internet scene...it makes my 9-5 go by real fast here in de states. Dem adds about stuffing envelopes is ah world wide thing...i wonder if anyone does really call.
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Hey Danna ..... Welcome tuh de scene!
I'm always amused when I find out that people read my blog while at work
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poor Shakem he looks like he have a thing or two to tell santa
those ads confuse me but i want to know what kinda thing i stuffing if to be getting paid $15000....
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.... and that is exactly what I want to know too ...... cuz I WILL do it ...... right now I need dat $15,000 ......
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LOL, $15,000 to stuff envelopes! and people does say it hard to find work! wonder if they asking for 5 CXC passes! Did you notice that non of the ads have phone numbers, maybe the way you stuff and stick the envelope determines if you are qualified!
Scene, come to think of it, that is money for my costume, fete tickets and cool down in Tobago right there, maybe even the Beyonce concert!
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Costume, fete and cool down?! ...... gyul da'is my surgery money (and then some) ......
..... and what Beyonce concert you talkin about ..... I see her starrin on de front page of de Express yesterday ..... only tuh find out on Page 7 ...... dat TSTT Manager, Media Relations and Corporate Communications (Graeme Suite) ..... say dat he eh sure if such an event is "still" on ......
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I don't read the papers often but come here instead to get my dose of laughter! This post was no disappointment! Thank you
And yeah... Shakem statement is very sad...pursed lips and all... poor fella.
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Rehana gyul ...... Welcome tuh de scene!
..... an' I doh really read papers either nah gyul ...... by de time I finish readin dotish ads ..... I does doh have no time tuh read de real news ......
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oh gorsh, classic on Shakeem lol!
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.... gyul ah hopin fuh de bess fuh Shakem dis Christmas ....
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A stamp envelope is one made of stamps.
Maybe the ad should read earn up to $15,000 and they should also say you have to send them some money first.
Those creams must work since they simulate the effect of 100 bee stings. I think I will copyright that brand - 100 Bee Stings
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..... had tuh be an envelope made of stamps fuh tru .....
I still don't understand the ad tho ...... cuz what happens after you send them a 'stamp envelope'?? ......
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thanks for the welcome Boss this Blog sweet too bad keep it up and stay strong.
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HA HAAAA .. i was just about to ask how come the penis cream is only $100 and the breast cream is $200, but then ah catch mehself and i realized the obviuos: yuh have 2 boobs so duh it go hadda be double the price! Silly me. Lord this make me laugh till meh belly hurt. The signs and ads in the papers are the best. Thanks as always for a good laugh and HAPPY NEW YEAR to you. All God's blessings to you and yours. See ya in 2010!
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Capital S ..... yuh know how long I eh see you ...... Thanks and Happy New Year to you too!
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