Another long one ....
Dat BOLDFACE post ..... muzbe have yuh lil confused eh ..... cuz yuh muzbe tinkin ..... A A ..... dry so??? ...... is ah whole week Scene eh post nuttin ..... an' da'is what she go post?! ....... well ..... leh meh explain ..... cuz is not dat ah jus ketch ah vaps ..... an' is not mad ah mad ..... is just dat ..... dis mornin ..... ah get mad ...... when ah BOLDFACED friend ..... make ah BOLDFACED request ..... and had absolutely no qualms about it!!!
Anyway .... at least it got me here .... tuh finally post ah post .... cuz the reason I haven't been posting ... is cuz ... I've been kinda busy jones-in .... tryin meh bess tuh stay off de computer .... and off my less than ergonomic chair ..... but ..... all that meant ..... was that ..... I had more time ..... tuh read more papers ..... and gather more shit ..... tuh come back on de computer ..... and post more! ..... an' ah doh mean tuh be repetitive eh (only postin ah setta dotish ads) ..... but until meh arm stop zorcin ..... here we go again ..... with another long one ..... tuh last yuh another week
So the first thing that struck me with this ad ..... is the fact that it was in de Classifieds ..... cuz TSTT doh advertise in de Classifieds ..... den ..... de next ting dat make meh BLINK even broader ..... was de DIGICEL number dat yuh have tuh call .....
Remember dat ad ..... about needin ah Punch Maker who should be 26 yrs and over ..... well ..... there's that 26 again! ...... did I miss the memo ..... is 26 like the new 25? ...... and what is a MISS RAINBOW CUP QUEEN??! ...... cuz my friend .... who is a Queen .... owns a rainbow cup .... and it's cuz she's gay and proud!
LOL ...... be the next BIG SHOT??!! ...... what era dis person from ..... you know how long I eh hear dat term!!
STEUPS ...... and then what ...... yuh go put back orn dey chastity belt?!!! ...... cuz unless dis Ultra-Modern Magnetic Tracking Device ....... comin wit Ultra-Modern Magnetic Bracelets (aka handcuffs) ....... tuh lock down dey arse fuh good ...... I really doh see de point!
So let's see .... he's young .... he's Christian .... he's straight ..... he's the marrying kind .... he's a homeowner ..... he's employed ..... AND ..... on top of all ah dat ..... he has SOMETHING ELSE ..... that is special ..... WOW ...... just when yuh thought it couldn't get any better ..... what a ketch ..... cuz I'm thinkin it might be a 'big car tuh park in yuh garage' (*wink wink*)!!!
Grrrrrr ..... people actually repair costume jewellery??
Well look at dat .... one couple lookin fuh a female fuh 'friendship' .... and right below their ad .... is a number tuh call fuh FEMALES .... look how good dat work out!
With a start like HEAD START ...... dis Pre-School have meh lil iffy ..... cuz I do believe that headstart is one word!
Eh? ...... dis person have nuttin better tuh do dan tuh type ting fuh free?! .... I better call dem tuh do my typin yes ..... whey yuh see I tryin tuh ress my arm dese days!!!
It have ah BROOKLYN in Trinidad ..... I mean other than Brooklyn Bar ..... cuz eh? ..... yuh hadda go Brooklyn fuh yuh weekly meeting ...... as in ...... Brooklyn, New York, USA?
People who done have ah job cyah even get ah US VISA ....... worse again fuh people who now lookin tru de classifieds ..... tuh find ah job .....
.... de word FREE is always pleasing tuh me ..... and better fete when yuh put it wit MAKE MONEY!
Is it because is ONE 20 ft Container ...... dat dey lookin fuh information on de WHEREABOUT?
..... and is it a coincidence .... dat days later ..... there's a classified ad fuh a ...... 20 ft Container for sale .....
Ohkey dohkey ......
Clearly I need tuh add 3 inches tuh my imagination ...... cuz I can't imagine how small ah penis have tuh be ..... tuh make ah man contemplate ...... adding 3 inches or more tuh it ..... I can't imagine ah herbal remedy doin dat either ...... and I can't imagine people actually dailin dat number!!!
Ah wonder if dis Portable water POTABLE?!
If you have tuh say NO REGRETS twice ...... in an ad with such limited wording ..... then perhaps it eh ah SMART INVESTMENT!
WOW ..... ah Wingdings ad ..... what next ..... emoticons ...... and lingo!?
Oh ..... and look ...... here's a Spanish one ....... but wait ...... wha kinda part-time spanish is dat ...... it doh have no spanish word fuh 'part-time' ......
Dis ad runnin real long ..... and up tuh now ...... nobody eh business wit de wrong spellin ..... not even de person who place de ad ..... cuz if dat was my ad ..... I call de papers long time!
What is a Visual Display ARTISTE??? ..... is that like a Lady Gaga ...... or an Adam Lambert ..... or a Destra ......
I hope nobody eh send dey resume tuh dat address ..... and btw ...... what is an 'internationally locally based company'???
Now ah not stereotypin eh ...... but what ...... it have 'white' people livin in Laventille???
OHHHHH ...... MYYYYYY ........ GOSHHHHHH!!!!
Dis ad fuh real?
..... you want tuh tell me ..... dat people does win money ..... and doh go tuh collect it?!
Dey really put out ah full-page (colour) ad ...... tuh say dat ..... isn't dat shit obvious!?
PS: ..... off tuh do ah lil rain dance .....
Anyway .... at least it got me here .... tuh finally post ah post .... cuz the reason I haven't been posting ... is cuz ... I've been kinda busy jones-in .... tryin meh bess tuh stay off de computer .... and off my less than ergonomic chair ..... but ..... all that meant ..... was that ..... I had more time ..... tuh read more papers ..... and gather more shit ..... tuh come back on de computer ..... and post more! ..... an' ah doh mean tuh be repetitive eh (only postin ah setta dotish ads) ..... but until meh arm stop zorcin ..... here we go again ..... with another long one ..... tuh last yuh another week
So the first thing that struck me with this ad ..... is the fact that it was in de Classifieds ..... cuz TSTT doh advertise in de Classifieds ..... den ..... de next ting dat make meh BLINK even broader ..... was de DIGICEL number dat yuh have tuh call .....
Remember dat ad ..... about needin ah Punch Maker who should be 26 yrs and over ..... well ..... there's that 26 again! ...... did I miss the memo ..... is 26 like the new 25? ...... and what is a MISS RAINBOW CUP QUEEN??! ...... cuz my friend .... who is a Queen .... owns a rainbow cup .... and it's cuz she's gay and proud!
LOL ...... be the next BIG SHOT??!! ...... what era dis person from ..... you know how long I eh hear dat term!!
STEUPS ...... and then what ...... yuh go put back orn dey chastity belt?!!! ...... cuz unless dis Ultra-Modern Magnetic Tracking Device ....... comin wit Ultra-Modern Magnetic Bracelets (aka handcuffs) ....... tuh lock down dey arse fuh good ...... I really doh see de point!
So let's see .... he's young .... he's Christian .... he's straight ..... he's the marrying kind .... he's a homeowner ..... he's employed ..... AND ..... on top of all ah dat ..... he has SOMETHING ELSE ..... that is special ..... WOW ...... just when yuh thought it couldn't get any better ..... what a ketch ..... cuz I'm thinkin it might be a 'big car tuh park in yuh garage' (*wink wink*)!!!
Grrrrrr ..... people actually repair costume jewellery??
Well look at dat .... one couple lookin fuh a female fuh 'friendship' .... and right below their ad .... is a number tuh call fuh FEMALES .... look how good dat work out!
With a start like HEAD START ...... dis Pre-School have meh lil iffy ..... cuz I do believe that headstart is one word!
Eh? ...... dis person have nuttin better tuh do dan tuh type ting fuh free?! .... I better call dem tuh do my typin yes ..... whey yuh see I tryin tuh ress my arm dese days!!!
It have ah BROOKLYN in Trinidad ..... I mean other than Brooklyn Bar ..... cuz eh? ..... yuh hadda go Brooklyn fuh yuh weekly meeting ...... as in ...... Brooklyn, New York, USA?
People who done have ah job cyah even get ah US VISA ....... worse again fuh people who now lookin tru de classifieds ..... tuh find ah job .....
.... de word FREE is always pleasing tuh me ..... and better fete when yuh put it wit MAKE MONEY!
Is it because is ONE 20 ft Container ...... dat dey lookin fuh information on de WHEREABOUT?
..... and is it a coincidence .... dat days later ..... there's a classified ad fuh a ...... 20 ft Container for sale .....
Ohkey dohkey ......
Clearly I need tuh add 3 inches tuh my imagination ...... cuz I can't imagine how small ah penis have tuh be ..... tuh make ah man contemplate ...... adding 3 inches or more tuh it ..... I can't imagine ah herbal remedy doin dat either ...... and I can't imagine people actually dailin dat number!!!
Ah wonder if dis Portable water POTABLE?!
If you have tuh say NO REGRETS twice ...... in an ad with such limited wording ..... then perhaps it eh ah SMART INVESTMENT!
WOW ..... ah Wingdings ad ..... what next ..... emoticons ...... and lingo!?
Oh ..... and look ...... here's a Spanish one ....... but wait ...... wha kinda part-time spanish is dat ...... it doh have no spanish word fuh 'part-time' ......
Dis ad runnin real long ..... and up tuh now ...... nobody eh business wit de wrong spellin ..... not even de person who place de ad ..... cuz if dat was my ad ..... I call de papers long time!
What is a Visual Display ARTISTE??? ..... is that like a Lady Gaga ...... or an Adam Lambert ..... or a Destra ......
I hope nobody eh send dey resume tuh dat address ..... and btw ...... what is an 'internationally locally based company'???
Now ah not stereotypin eh ...... but what ...... it have 'white' people livin in Laventille???
OHHHHH ...... MYYYYYY ........ GOSHHHHHH!!!!
Dis ad fuh real?
..... you want tuh tell me ..... dat people does win money ..... and doh go tuh collect it?!
Dey really put out ah full-page (colour) ad ...... tuh say dat ..... isn't dat shit obvious!?
PS: ..... off tuh do ah lil rain dance
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Gyul you have me almost peeing in my pants. Those ads are hilarious!!!
I'm kind of curious to know what the christian guy means with 'something else that is special'? After remembering that I've seen a video once about Howard Sterns 'the smallest dick contest' I'm thinking about the possibilities.
Looks like somebody needs to teach Crime Stoppers how to prioritize. Missing persons and unsolved murders seem more important than the theft of cow brand ghee (whatever that is).
If there was an herbal remedy for a lager penis there would also be one for bigger boobs. I'm into herbal remedies and still have small boobs
WTF!?-the yeast infection ad has me speechless!
Thank's for the laughs. You should post daily!
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Chica gyul ..... dat yeast infection bit had me speechless too ..... cuz there was another part of the article ...... where the doctor advised that using things like ...... Dettol and Savlon not good either ...... and I was like ...... WHAT ...... insecticide ..... Dettol ...... and Savlon!!!
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First I notice your notices about missing cheese, now you saying Ghee missing and also the entire bleeding containers!?
All men want 3 inches thinking it's what women want... more so especially after your enthusiasm over the 'bigger car in the garage'. (^_~)
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an' if dey only know ...... dat it eh de size of de ship ...... is de motion in de ocean!
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That may be so, but my ship dry-docked for a long while (^_~)
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LOL
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LOL...
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Lmao!!! I love it! especially d Christian male...he sounding reeeeeeeeal suspicious.
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Whey de gone wit dat Ghee!?!
Look gyul, yuh does have me laughin here wit all dem ads!
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I would love tuh know ....
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Girl, that last ad about the tsunami needed to b published!! Apparently is not common knowledge! My dad told me that when the tsunami occured in Asia some yrs ago, when ppl saw the sea withdrawing, they went to look!! That was partly the cause of why so many ppl died! Now i like you, found that was an obvious thing NOT to do, but my dad was fighting me down on d issue, so i guess some ppl just doh know!! lol
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.... is true ..... cuz yuh know Trinis like tuh maco ..... so yeah ..... ah could really see dem hangin around (instead of RUNning) ..... jus so dey could flim de whole scene dey cell phone!!
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I know we just all gone mad that is why I can't read the papers anymore. When is just a suspicion you can bear it but when any doubt is removed then what you going to do?
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Wheeeey ..... Wallah is you?...... good tuh see yuh gyul!!!
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Just what I needed to get me through this day...this post was timely.
Dat christian man frightens me. This special something he talking bout..I ent know nah.
But Jumbie what kinda dry-dock talk is dat...LOL!
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...... you realise how effective dat man ad is ...... cuz outta all dem ads ..... ah find like peeps focus on dat one .....
but under all de ole talk ..... I real wish somebody would call de man ...... and report back ...... cuz I real want tuh know what de SPECIAL SOMETHING ELSE is!
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cuz I real want tuh know what de SPECIAL SOMETHING ELSE is!
Yeah, yuh might have to provide a dock fuh de ship before you find out if de ship or motion extra special.... (^_^)
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