Ah real quick one ....
Yuh know ah does cyah stay away from meh newspaper kicks fuh too long ......
So today ..... when ah see FENSIC name starring ..... ah say eh heh ..... leh meh post two/three odda lil jokiness dat ah see .....
Cuz jus like how Fensic was surprised ..... tuh learn dat it have taser guns in Trini ......

I was surprised tuh see ah DEPUTY POLICE CHEF ...... speak out on de issue ..... what ah Chef!

I was also surprised ....... and a tad bit disappointed ...... dat ah whole DAIRY of events ...... contained absolutely no DAIRY!!

This was no surprise tho .... cuz yuh know people does blame TSTT fuh EVERYTING .... heck shit if I doh have water .... I does blame TSTT ..... so I guess in this case ..... is more like 'knowledge is power' ..... cuz I had no idea dat yuh could get pregnant off of late nite calls (hmmmm ..... I better watch myself yes!!)

But back tuh surprising things ...... like dat fake ad ...... which is on its second week running ..... and so not funny anymore ..... like why is money still being wasted ..... tuh put dat ad in de Classifieds?! ..... da'is what dey gonna do wit my money ..... if I vote dem eeeeen?!

...... and last but certainly not least (surprising) ...... STEUPS!

PS: ..... Happy Shouter Baptist Liberation Day again!
So today ..... when ah see FENSIC name starring ..... ah say eh heh ..... leh meh post two/three odda lil jokiness dat ah see .....
Cuz jus like how Fensic was surprised ..... tuh learn dat it have taser guns in Trini ......

I was surprised tuh see ah DEPUTY POLICE CHEF ...... speak out on de issue ..... what ah Chef!

I was also surprised ....... and a tad bit disappointed ...... dat ah whole DAIRY of events ...... contained absolutely no DAIRY!!

This was no surprise tho .... cuz yuh know people does blame TSTT fuh EVERYTING .... heck shit if I doh have water .... I does blame TSTT ..... so I guess in this case ..... is more like 'knowledge is power' ..... cuz I had no idea dat yuh could get pregnant off of late nite calls (hmmmm ..... I better watch myself yes!!)

But back tuh surprising things ...... like dat fake ad ...... which is on its second week running ..... and so not funny anymore ..... like why is money still being wasted ..... tuh put dat ad in de Classifieds?! ..... da'is what dey gonna do wit my money ..... if I vote dem eeeeen?!

...... and last but certainly not least (surprising) ...... STEUPS!

PS: ..... Happy Shouter Baptist Liberation Day again!
I deal with that late night pregnancy this morning right over here.
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I guess great minds think alike
..... cuz all dem tings you touch on ..... is de same tings I was wonderin too .....
An' wha bout Digicel ..... how come she eh lambaste dem ..... don't they have late nite specials too!?
..... and how are these teenagers getting pregnant ..... by talkin on de phone late at nite .....
Granny need tuh wheel an' come again and stop maccoin .....
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Scene, thank's for the laughs!
At least the deputy police chef (I thought it was chief) said that Teaser guns are illegal,he could have withheld that info.
I wonder if TSTT is also to blame for the rise in crime?
I just love the PM job ad.
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Chica ..... of course TSTT is tuh blame fuh de rise in crime ...... you know how much times I get calls tuh say ...... ROAD BLOCK ..... turn around!! ......
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I would really like to know what convo Mrs. Cropper seem to be maccoing and has her convinced that free calls is to blame for teen pregnancy....
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Zee .... all you have tuh do ..... is focus on the word 'elderly' ...... and all your questions will be answered .....
I think Digicel should capitalise on her revelation tho!
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1. Police SHOULD be allowed to carry TASERS and the Deputy Police Chef should be allowed to carry TASTERS.
2. I would like to know how much was paid for the T&T Talent BOUGHT in the DAIRY OF EVENTS.
3. TSTT IS responsible for the rise in teenage pregnancy and I heard that WASA is responsible for adolescent drug use and T&TEC is the major cause for the rise of the divorce rate in T&T...GOD DAMNED, MEDDLESOME, MISCHIEVOUS, PUBLIC UTILITIES!!!
4. A PRIME MINISTER WITH ALL THOSE TRAITS???!!!!....such a creature does not exist.
5. As for Mr. Hart...if I know I is ah emergency scapegoat for ah TOTAL jackass, I WOULDA LINE MY POCKET TOO so dat when my number call, ah know mih business fix!! An ah know dat it eh have any serious legal repercussions, if any at all...man ah woulda be in an outta T&T fuh spite...an ah woulda call the express, guardian and newsday, TV6, CNC3, CNMG an Gayelle everytime ah flyin een so dat dey could take pictures of meh passin chrew customs!!!!
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LMAO
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I still waiting fuh mih question tuh get answered oui. Dem police have tasers tuh torture buh no radar guns tuh stop speeders? Ah set ah jumper cables and ah battery doh wuk no more or what?
As fuh granny and she complaint against TSTT, dat is one ah de greatest statements ah ever see. She and grandpa need tuh lay dong in de bed and spoon when de sun go dong and stop trying tuh listen tuh what dem people next door saying on dey phone when dey in heat.
Lord T&T sweet too bard oui.
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LMAO .... oh gawd Fensic ..... ah love de spooning part
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Well yes, Granny win! I would be upset too if I hearing all this moaning and groaning on de phone in the middle of de night and ah cyar get meh groove on. I'll be dam vex and I will blame anything...LOL! Seriously though, how she come to with that conclusion? Hmmmm.
Yuh really feel nobody cyar contact Hart. Phulezeeeeee! Dey ent asking de right people. I so sick and fedup ah dis bull$hit eh.
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"I so sick and fedup ah dis bull$hit eh."
DITTO!!!!!
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LOL, I did not know my taser gun is illegal! thank god u does read the papers scene, I hope pepper spray not illegal too.
Grandma and grandpa needs to start sexting!
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..... if pepper spray is mace ..... then I think it's illegal too ....
.... but wait .... I now ketch ..... you have a Taser Gun AND Pepper Spray!!!
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Yes I have both but I don't carry them with me, got them from a friend a while aback. Judging from the way things are going in sweet T&T I need to reconsider!
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But yuh know what ...... if yuh don't have it in yuh ...... tuh use things like dat .... then they will be useless if God forbid you're ever attacked ......
I remember being cuffed by a vagrant ..... and I just stood up there with a ring of stars round my head (a la ah cartoon) ...... I did nothing ...... I said nothing ...... I didn't even scream ......
Most times we all have 'gun talk' about what we go do if shit should happen ....... but trust me ...... I realised that when it happened to me i.e. when I was attacked ..... I completely froze!
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lol, thats so true.
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My grandmammy used to say sitting next to boys would get me preggers...now i see de times changing now talking on de phone late-o-clock would do the same ting...smmfh
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