And after tomorrow ..... we PM might be ah lady ....... well ...... according tuh Winston Ragoo an' he latest prophecy!

Anyway ..... I eh come here tuh talk about no elections ..... cuz it really eh have nuttin else tuh say ..... I here ..... tuh get some kicks ..... cuz after today ...... is serious business ..... an' I eh goin' an' tell nobody tuh VOTE either ..... da'is up tuh you ...... but ...... jus know ..... dat if yuh doh VOTE ...... yuh eh entitle tuh quarrel about shit ..... yuh go jus hadda take it ..... an' put ah zip on it ...... or spit!




..... and talkin about spit ...... it have someting more 100% natural tuh treat vagina dryness?!




Who dis person really tryin tuh find ...... cuz there is no such creature ...... as a MATURE INDEPENDENT MALE ...... at age 30 ...... maybe age 38 yes ...... but not 30 or 31 or 32 ..... and what's with that height ..... I assume is 6' 6" dey tryin tuh say ...... and even so ..... where de heck it have man dat height? ...... 6' 6" is ah flickin giant!




How polite of them to say PLEASE ...... but I lorse! ..... what is this ad about?




Ah like dis one ..... no beatin around de bush ..... straight tuh de point!




Am I reading this one chupid ..... cuz isn't Botox used tuh reverse an 'older look'?! ..... and assuming again ..... that they wanted to say SPRINKLE ...... sprinke a natural cream? ...... how do you sprinkle a cream????




Well dis was news tuh me ..... cuz I never knew ...... dat peeling garlic ..... is a business!! ..... I guess that's why this one's fuh sale ..... cuz maybe nobody else know either .... and dey eh gettin no business!




..... no children ..... no pets ...... no PLANTS????




Was it necessary to include ...... toilet?




no meat ..... no smokes ..... no alcohol ..... OK ..... he lookin fuh ah mannequin ..... or a blow-up doll .....




..... and somebody else .... lookin fuh de opposite ..... ah ALIVE waitress!




.... if only I had 5 gran tuh spare!




Wait ..... yuh could get a tummy tuck ..... yuh could increase yuh butt ..... AND ..... yuh could get a massage ...... all at de same place ..... WOW ..... talk about convenience .....

..... and were they trying to say VARIEGATED .... what is verigated?




How does one get de 'experience' ..... tuh be able tuh apply fuh dis job?




This man clearly did his research ..... cuz we all know dat .... in TnT .... it have ah ready market fuh he kind! ..... altho .... he coulda save heself some money ...... and make de ad less wordy ..... cuz all he needed tuh say is ...... White ..... Blonde ...... financially sound ..... Call Me! 




At $2000 ..... dey really hadda have de parents on site ..... cuz $2000 soundin like ah pothound pitbull! ..... how it so cheap .....




He's not a BUSINESSMAN ...... he's a business man ...... but oh gosh ...... is really de SHAPELY dat ketch meh wit dis one ....




LAWD ..... de only ting dem tief an' dem eh tief yet ..... is AIR!!!!




Learn to play Hold'em Poker ....... under de HOME & CONSTRUCTION section ...... eh?




I'm hoping dat is two different job positions ....




Pigeons??? ..... people does buy Pigeons????




Now let's analyse this one ..... how could something called DEFENSE .... CURE anyting?! ..... it could probably DEFEND against attack ..... but tuh say it CURES Cancer ...... steups ..... come nah man!!!




WHA ..... I need tuh get me some of dis shit!




As the HONEST half of the relationship ..... when yuh get de email password ..... what do you do ..... do you suddenly become DISHONEST too ..... and maco yuh odda half email tuh hopefully ketch dem in de act?!




I guess they used MIX ..... cuz it rhymes nicely with SIX ..... cuz I'm thinkin it shoulda been MIXED ..... and I'm guessing dat any Trini could apply ...... cuz do we have people in Trini ...... dat not MIX?




Could you believe dat this ad still in de papers ..... who woulda ever tort dat a ..... Honest Female Punch Maker over 26 ..... woulda be so hard tuh find?!




Oh gosh ..... is it dat dey gonna find it fuh yuh?




What kinda kitchen help dem could need so ...... dat require ah Trini wit ah US Veeezay ..... why dey doh jus get somebody who done livin dey .....




..... makes sense I guess!




.... as opposed to a dishonest one?!




WHAT ..... must love children age 35 to 50???????




This ad always gets me ......




..... and maybe yuh should just leave yuh phone in de car ......



PS:  .... be safe tomorrow!