Where exactly is Centre Point Mall ..... cuz I tink I hadda go an' see dat Pandit .....

 



Cuz clearly he is really a No. 1 Astrologer!!!

Cuz do you realise ...... dat not only does he predict the future ....... but he also PREDICTS .... the PAST ..... and the PRESENT???!!!

You realise ...... dat right now ..... he could predict dat my car had fall eeeen ah drain in de month of May??!!

..... and dat right now at present ...... it ain't (falling eeeen a drain) .....

..... and dat in the future .... maybe it will again (fall eeeeen another drain)! .....

That is simply amazing ..... I'm gonna definitely dial dem Digi digits ..... cuz right now ..... I real want know if it have any food in my immediate future!


PS:  .... 'knewn' is not a real word .... an' ah hopin is de same fuh dat ad!