Happy WORLD CUP FINAL Day!
Look some crap while yuh waitin fuh de match tuh start .....
Now forget about de STOLEN REWARD dat dey offerin?! ..... people does actually take pictures of dey bike? ..... ah mean is not like is ah pet .... or a family member!!!
Ah Extra Heavy-T what ..... DRIVER ..... BUMPER ...... Wha????
This ad has been running forever .... wit dat glarin typo! ...... it in today's Newsday on Page 30 ......
...... and then it appears again (in today's Newsday) ...... on Page 32 ...... wit a different picture ..... and different fonts ..... and de same wrong spellin ...... hmmmm!
LAWD ..... dis whole ad is ah mess ..... from de use of 'SPARE TYRES' ..... tuh de comma after POSE ...... tuh de capital S in de word Serious ..... tuh de revelation dat most weight is ..... ABOVE DE WAIST ..... and ..... BELOW DE WAIST ...... tuh de thought bubble sayin "Ask your doctor to use Sibuslim-15 like me" (or is that a voice bubble?) ...... tuh de 'risky' waist measurements fuh men and women!!!
OK ...... is this a real ad????????
An' ah save de bess fuh lass ...... dis have tuh be de Article of de Weekend .....
Yeah ..... apparently ...... my boy stop along de roadside ...... tuh relieve himself via his wood ..... and while he was doin so (quite criminally) ..... two robbers pull up and start tuh relieve him of his valuables ..... via some real pieces of wood!!!
LOL ...... you could imagine somebody tellin yuh tuh ..... STOP ...... while yuh peein??? ..... da'is like torture!
An' I eh condonin crime eh ...... but de robbers shoulda clout him in he TWO HEAD ...... de non-thinkin one ...... AND de peein one!!!
PS: Thanks fuh all de 'speedy recovery' wishes!
Now forget about de STOLEN REWARD dat dey offerin?! ..... people does actually take pictures of dey bike? ..... ah mean is not like is ah pet .... or a family member!!!
Ah Extra Heavy-T what ..... DRIVER ..... BUMPER ...... Wha????
This ad has been running forever .... wit dat glarin typo! ...... it in today's Newsday on Page 30 ......
...... and then it appears again (in today's Newsday) ...... on Page 32 ...... wit a different picture ..... and different fonts ..... and de same wrong spellin ...... hmmmm!
LAWD ..... dis whole ad is ah mess ..... from de use of 'SPARE TYRES' ..... tuh de comma after POSE ...... tuh de capital S in de word Serious ..... tuh de revelation dat most weight is ..... ABOVE DE WAIST ..... and ..... BELOW DE WAIST ...... tuh de thought bubble sayin "Ask your doctor to use Sibuslim-15 like me" (or is that a voice bubble?) ...... tuh de 'risky' waist measurements fuh men and women!!!
OK ...... is this a real ad????????
An' ah save de bess fuh lass ...... dis have tuh be de Article of de Weekend .....
Yeah ..... apparently ...... my boy stop along de roadside ...... tuh relieve himself via his wood ..... and while he was doin so (quite criminally) ..... two robbers pull up and start tuh relieve him of his valuables ..... via some real pieces of wood!!!
LOL ...... you could imagine somebody tellin yuh tuh ..... STOP ...... while yuh peein??? ..... da'is like torture!
An' I eh condonin crime eh ...... but de robbers shoulda clout him in he TWO HEAD ...... de non-thinkin one ...... AND de peein one!!!
PS: Thanks fuh all de 'speedy recovery' wishes!
Like yuh feelin well... (^_^)
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i does have to wonder if these papers does have editors or people to spell check eh.. we really do write exactly how we speak..
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..... ting is .... I doh really expect Editors or proofreaders or whoever ..... tuh pick on EVERY SINGLE error ..... cuz we all human .....
but ..... someting definitely wrong ..... when is your newspaper ...... runnin ah ad ...... FUH YOUR NEWSPAPER ...... an' it have ah typo in it!!
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Trinidad and Tobago is a country where mediocrity is acceptable... those mistakes are shameful. I was an editor for my university (Morgan State) and I'm sure as hell never made those kinda stupid mistakes and I wasn't a "professional".
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I hope you are recovering well and I see you are up to speed in your blogs.
Maybe they are intentionally running the typo ads with the hope a good potential proofreader will bring it to there attention
But when you have a bike like that it is more like a pet. What I am surprised about is that people will even think about a bike like that except to put it out of its misery
And the pee-er man must be pissing mad
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aka boy ...... ah was goin real good until last nite when ah lil zorcin pain hit meh ..... but ..... today is a new day ..... and I'm OK ..... every day is different!
.... and about de bike ..... I understand it's called a low-rider ..... and apparently they're very expensive ...... so I guess that explains the theft ...... but what I don't understand is what de tief intend tuh do wit it ...... cuz de ting real outstandin ...... especially wit Mr. Smiley on it!!
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