Dem damn Scooterz AGAIN!!!

Approximately 1 year and 10 months ago ..... I wrote about a company called SCOOTERZ  .....

At de time ...... dey was runnin ah setta dotish ads ...... tryin tuh bamboozle Trinis tuh buy SCOOTERS!

Well ..... 1 year and 10 months later ...... the post has peeved Mr. x ...... who clearly hadda be de man sellin de Scooters!!!

Now .... thing is .... tho I don't normally entertain idiots (a.k.a. people who feel dey could come on MY  @#$%&  blog tuh try an @#$%& me up!!!) ..... fuh some strange reason ..... I feel compelled tuh entertain Mr. x ..... by sharing all the valuable information he has provided ..... in his extremely long-ass comment dat he submitted at precisely 12:42 pm .... TODAY!

Cuz honestly ..... I didn't know all dat shit ...... and is not like I care ..... cuz I don't ..... then too ..... I was really impressed ..... and felt really special ..... tuh know dat Mr. x took time out his life ...... tuh drop by ..... and type all dat shit!! ...... cuz if was me ..... I wuzen wastin my time (a steups woulda suffice!!) ...... then ...... I didn't even realise dat my comments box could hold so much shit ..... so thanks fuh cluein me in on dat too ...... cuz de comment was so long ..... dat de ting start tuh look like ah guest post!!!

So Mr. x ..... here's tuh you babe ...... your very own Guest Post on Wuzdescene!

From this UNEDICATED blog writer ...... to you ..... a seemingly UNEDICATED motorcycle rider!

And dread .... Thanks fuh droppin by de scene fuh real! ...... cuz I really didn't have nuttin tuh write about today!
 
*DRUMROLL*

I now present ...... thoughts by Mr. x!!! ...... read ..... absorb ...... process ..... learn ..... make an informed decision!


Hello folks. I am a seasoned motorcycle rider with lots of experience on the roads of T&T and i just want to clear up some of the misconceptions of the ppl who have written a lot of nonesense regarding scooters.
Firstly id like to say that the person who created this blog seems to be very unedicated about scooters and about motorcycles on the whole and therefore gives a very biased and uninformed viewpoint about them.
A scooter obviously cant go thru a flood because its not a boat, its a scooter and it was meant to be ridden on the road just as a car. Yes it can go thru potholes just fine.
if u want something to go thru rain and floods, buy a 4X4 or buy a boat!!!
obviously a scooter was not meant to be ridden in the rain so you can either buy a rain coat, riding jacket or park up whenever its raining.
other than that its an amazing vehicle to use to get around anywhere that you need to go in trinidad and tobago, and yes that includes maracas. it will go to maracas with great ease and will go just about anywhere a car will go and more. it is perfect for getting thru the traffic. i live in the west and when i ride it takes me about 10-15mins to get to POS on days with heavy traffic. While driving those times would be about 30-45mins. you do the math! the only downfalls that i see with a scooter is that on the highway its abit slow and by that i mean it will only go about 120kmh which is still yet pretty fast. but i am accustomed to speed with other motorcycles that i ride.
I am about to buy a scooter because of the ease of transport. they are very easy and fun to ride. they are also extremely economical on parts and maintenance. and by this i mean, change tires once every 2 years depending on the amount of riding you do. the gas mileage is appx 60mgp. let me break this down in actual terms. if u r riding to work, home, lime, etc. within the east west corridor you'd probably end up spending about $50 permonth on gas. now that beats any vehicle on the road!!!
so folks, if ur considering to buy a scooter i say go for it, you wont regret it. and if you dont like it, you can always sell it. i will definintely be buying mines.



PS:  ...... Psssst ..... Mr. x ..... is MINE .... not MINES ..... and is NONSENSE ..... not NONESENSE ...... and is UNEDUCATED ...... not UNEDICATED ...... actually ..... yuh know what ..... when yuh done maco de scene ..... try an' pick up ah book!!!
 
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  • July 22, 2010 2:56 PM Deepa wrote:
    Another downside to buying a scooter....no backseat for making out!! Major drawback!
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    1. July 22, 2010 2:59 PM wuzdescene wrote:
      Deepa .... watch wha yuh sayin gyul .... like yuh want Mr. x tuh resurface!
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    2. July 24, 2010 12:07 PM Jamille in London wrote:
      This comment mash me up! This is a big trump card here...
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  • July 22, 2010 3:19 PM trinisamba wrote:
    Well wah de ar$$....way he come from?.....he better jump back!! Wah he seasoned wit?...Shadon Beni?......Who gives a $h1t wah he tinks. Dis is a free contree an a free blog.Ah tink he in need of some edi(fi)cation..As a matta ah fak he real late.......Who really tort ah Scooter cudda go thru water? DUH!!!Leh him come back...we go deal wid he we!!!BTW de speed limit in T&T is 80kph for ALL vehicles so doh boas' Yuh GOIN to get cort.
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    1. July 22, 2010 3:51 PM wuzdescene wrote:
      oh gorm Samba ..... Shadon Beni?! ...... LMAO ...... cuz I mehself wanted tuh know what he 'season' wit fuh tru!!!

      .... de man totally miss de gist of dat scooters post ..... which is dat ...... Trinis not about economisin ...... dey about ..... how it go look!
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  • July 22, 2010 3:49 PM trini_d wrote:
    LMFAO...deepa, i 2nd dat...
    scene you done it again gyul...lol...gosh i luv trini...
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  • July 22, 2010 3:57 PM Game Well and Truly Over wrote:
    Oh lord!!!!!!!!!!

    "obviously a scooter was not meant to be ridden in the rain so you can either buy a rain coat, riding jacket or park up whenever its raining."

    TEARS!! What a tun-tun
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  • July 22, 2010 4:00 PM KC wrote:
    Buh wha de mudda!!!!! Just so...after all this time pass he now jump out he self and post this. Steups! Mr. X, your time would be better spent catching up on some reading and spelling...start wid de foundation....West Indian Reader.
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  • July 22, 2010 4:06 PM wuzdescene wrote:
    LAWD .... ah was really tryin tuh bless-up each individual comment eh ....

    ..... but geeeeeezan rice!!

    ALLYUH REAL CRACKIN ME UP ...... ah cyah even type properly ....
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  • July 22, 2010 9:50 PM Wizzythestick wrote:
    Lord look how all yuh buff up de man. Had to be a man cause no woman riding to work on no scooter. d breeze will mess the hair. Now just to be clear that first part was deliberately written in dialect (so doh start buffing me too) Standard English now. Here is a little saying that should help. There are coal mines and gold mines but what is yours is not mine.
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    1. July 22, 2010 10:42 PM wuzdescene wrote:
      Wizzy ..... we eh buff de man ...... I post de man comment ..... cuz I really thought that there was some good info in it *smirk* ......

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  • July 23, 2010 1:32 PM aka_lol wrote:
    I am so UNEDICATED I feel I need to get me one of them scootez
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    1. July 23, 2010 3:28 PM wuzdescene wrote:
      LOL ..... poor fella ..... dat typo real get rag-up!


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  • July 24, 2010 10:54 AM cute dougla wrote:
    'i will "definintely" be buying mines'...lol
    but scene i don't see where in the original post you bashed the scooters so i'm not sure why he sent this response?
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    1. July 24, 2010 7:53 PM wuzdescene wrote:

      Here it is
       ....


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      1. July 25, 2010 2:57 PM wuzdescene wrote:
        LOL .... I thought you couldn't find the original post ..... which is why I linked it .....

        but yeah .... exactly ..... I eh bash it ..... I was just statin facts!
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  • July 24, 2010 11:09 AM Zee wrote:
    well the upside of having a scooter....nobdy bumming a drop from you!
    Oh and lol @ the check spelling tab. I only now notice it
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    1. July 24, 2010 7:59 PM wuzdescene wrote:
      well look at dat ...... is you now make me go an' look fuh dat CHECK SPELLING tab ..... I never knew dat was there ....

      I don't use that comments section on the blog ..... whenever I have to comment ..... I use the 'admin' section of the blog .... so when I said I didn't know dat de comments box could hold so much ..... I really didn't know ..... cuz I don't use it ......

      hmmmmm ...... perhaps I should inspect things more carefully ..... so at least I'll be more clued in (about my own blog) than my readers
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  • July 26, 2010 1:43 PM Danna wrote:
    "i will definintely be buying mines"
    But wait nah... after all dat ole talk about how fast it is and dis and dat de man still doh have a scooter? smmfh link up wid we after yuh done buy it. See if yuh singing de same song.
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  • July 30, 2010 12:25 PM bandi wrote:
    ent da SCOOTERZ place closed down.. dey couldnt give dem away for FREE
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    1. July 30, 2010 1:47 PM wuzdescene wrote:
      boy I doh know nah ..... dey muzbe close down fuh tru ...... cuz yuh really doh hear bout dem no more ......

      .... an' yuh doh even see de Scooters on de road either ......
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  • August 3, 2010 8:04 AM Jumbie wrote:
    I recall seeing a hangy thingy for the windshield saying "Baby making on board, apply in the backseat."

    Cyah exactly hang on on a scooter, according to Deepa. (^_^)
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