YUMA real gettin orn!!!
So today ..... I home ..... minding my own business as usual ..... when knock knock ...... ah Zodeak Calendar come walkin tru my door!
Now since de odda day ..... I had done tell myself ..... dat me eh callin YUMA name in my mout again ..... but ..... yuh know me ..... two three days later ..... I boil down like bahji ..... cuz at de end of de day ...... Iz ah lover ..... not a fighter ..... I cyah stay vex fuh long ..... and tuh besides ..... a girl could always use ah extra calendar in de third quarter of de year!!!
So ..... I gracioulsy accepted my calendar ..... and placed it as a centrepiece on my dining room table!
A A ...... 9:30 tonight now ..... my cell phone start tuh chime ..... wit a text message sayin ..... de website up ..... go check it out!
Now allyuh see how ting does happen eh ...... I does be home ..... and ting does jus come tuh me!
Anyway ...... at de time when ah get de text ...... ah was otherwise occupied ....... but macociousness was so jumbie-in meh ...... dat ah overs what ah was doin ..... an' ah jump on meh computer!
So ah on de website now ...... and de first ting ah jump to ..... is de costumes (of course) ..... and WHOA ..... what ah tief-head ..... yuh could zoom in on de costume ..... yuh could jus watch it like ah picture ...... or yuh could watch it spinnin ..... yes ..... dey set up de ting so yuh could see all around ..... in ah 360 degree video ....... from de top of each feather ...... right down tuh de tip of dey shin!!!!
Well ..... dat was it fuh me ..... FANTABULOUS I thought ..... cuz I never see dat kinda ting on ah carnival website before ..... I was sold ..... yeah ...... dat alone impress me ...... I was like ah real lil never-see come-see chile ..... jus clickin clickin ..... lookin at breast and bumsee spinnin spinnin .....
Den when ah get fed-up of doin dat ...... ah went and maco de odda tabs ..... which also impressed me ...... cuz nowhere had any kinda flowery shit ...... like what yuh does see on some of dem odda carnival websites (*cough* IP *cough*) ...... everyting was nice and clean ..... even de look of de website was nice and clean ..... no setta clutter ..... not setta extra dotishness ..... tuh make yuh go cokey-eye when yuh lookin fuh ting!
Now I find dat when ah band ..... launch ...... dey website should launch de next day eh ..... but dem videos definitely make up fuh de 10 day delay ...... anyway ..... nuff said ..... go check it out yuhself ..... oh ...... and you may want tuh turn down de volume on yuh compter ...... cuz oh gorm ..... dat music ..... mind numbing!
And fuh those of you who are not as fortunate as de Scene ..... look ah calendar ...... go put it on yuh desktop!
Now since de odda day ..... I had done tell myself ..... dat me eh callin YUMA name in my mout again ..... but ..... yuh know me ..... two three days later ..... I boil down like bahji ..... cuz at de end of de day ...... Iz ah lover ..... not a fighter ..... I cyah stay vex fuh long ..... and tuh besides ..... a girl could always use ah extra calendar in de third quarter of de year!!!
So ..... I gracioulsy accepted my calendar ..... and placed it as a centrepiece on my dining room table!
A A ...... 9:30 tonight now ..... my cell phone start tuh chime ..... wit a text message sayin ..... de website up ..... go check it out!
Now allyuh see how ting does happen eh ...... I does be home ..... and ting does jus come tuh me!
Anyway ...... at de time when ah get de text ...... ah was otherwise occupied ....... but macociousness was so jumbie-in meh ...... dat ah overs what ah was doin ..... an' ah jump on meh computer!
So ah on de website now ...... and de first ting ah jump to ..... is de costumes (of course) ..... and WHOA ..... what ah tief-head ..... yuh could zoom in on de costume ..... yuh could jus watch it like ah picture ...... or yuh could watch it spinnin ..... yes ..... dey set up de ting so yuh could see all around ..... in ah 360 degree video ....... from de top of each feather ...... right down tuh de tip of dey shin!!!!
Well ..... dat was it fuh me ..... FANTABULOUS I thought ..... cuz I never see dat kinda ting on ah carnival website before ..... I was sold ..... yeah ...... dat alone impress me ...... I was like ah real lil never-see come-see chile ..... jus clickin clickin ..... lookin at breast and bumsee spinnin spinnin .....
Den when ah get fed-up of doin dat ...... ah went and maco de odda tabs ..... which also impressed me ...... cuz nowhere had any kinda flowery shit ...... like what yuh does see on some of dem odda carnival websites (*cough* IP *cough*) ...... everyting was nice and clean ..... even de look of de website was nice and clean ..... no setta clutter ..... not setta extra dotishness ..... tuh make yuh go cokey-eye when yuh lookin fuh ting!
Now I find dat when ah band ..... launch ...... dey website should launch de next day eh ..... but dem videos definitely make up fuh de 10 day delay ...... anyway ..... nuff said ..... go check it out yuhself ..... oh ...... and you may want tuh turn down de volume on yuh compter ...... cuz oh gorm ..... dat music ..... mind numbing!
And fuh those of you who are not as fortunate as de Scene ..... look ah calendar ...... go put it on yuh desktop!
Oh Gawd, ah feel dey let dong we Gemini ppl...
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Fuh real ..... dat costume eh sayin nuttin!
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I got that calendar at the launch, they were being distributed along the corridor/hallway entrance. Anyway once again you talking nice about YUMA. This is a lot better than I can do, because honestly their presentation does not impress me. In terms of the price I have no real complaint because I guess they are trying to be a big band so they have BIG band price. However I have a problem with the costumes. I prefer frontline and their frontlines are just not practical especially if you didn’t grow your boobs on a trip to Venezuela. Also did you see the back view of Leo? The costumes are different I will admit that but I good. Finally, neither I nor any of my friends have ever had to complain about Tribe, so why should we move to this new band in their first year? To me you should switch bands if you are no longer satisfied with the service you get from your band of choice.
So, are you playing mas next year? If yes is it YUMA?
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I didn't know dey was givin out calendar in de tunnel ..... LOL ..... and here I am ..... feeling all special dat mine was hand-delivered 10 days later!!
..... an' yuh know me ..... I jus like what I like (like de back of Leo!
.... and no gyul ..... I eh playin mas ..... my ole ass cyah handle dat 2 day jammin!
PS: BIG UP on yuh one year bloggin anniversary ..... ah had put a comment on yuh blog ...... but like it went de same place dat de imaginary YUMA email went!! :-O
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my ole ass cyah handle dat 2 day jammin!
Eh heh... leh we eh start dey nah... I does hear creaking dese days when ah move...
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i was let down by the 360 view... thought it was a real 360 element not a bogus video... sry.. ive been there done that hence my bitterness towards it...
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oh gosh bandi ..... why yuh so ..... but den again ..... as you would have realised by now ...... it doh take much tuh impress me ..... so I was impress!!!!!
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I like the website almost as much as I like the costumes
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Scene, So good of you to think of me and so good of you to ask and so good just to hear from you. The e-mail is public so feel free to share it. Tell J I have access to only what is on the Internet and I'd be happy to assist with searching.
Blessings
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Thanks G!
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