A dose of Classifieds ....
LOL ...... I could relate!
These days ...... it jus have too much ting tuh talk about .....
- Is de $4000 HP laptops fuh dem 20,000+ chirren
- Is de $3000 pension dat de Government eh payin
- Is Jack sayin who vex lorse ..... hang every man jack
- Is de million dollar salaries dat dem Canadians callin (while de murder toll rapidly growin - 344)
- Is de Acting CoP gettin sen home early
- Is people on de road still crashin and dyin
- Is rain still fallin ..... and everywhere floodin
- Is de newly appointed Mayor of POS keepin heself in de news ...... by now suing a former manager of de late Michael Jackson!?
- Is Trinis claimin dat dey eh have no money ..... but buyin out dem 2011 carnival costumes in minutes ..... and talkin about no money ..... one DIEGO man win de $13,000,000.00 Lotto last week .... an' he say he plannin tuh give away plenty tuh Charity (ah wonder who he be .... and if he know dat my middle name is Charity)
Anyway ...... right now ...... I eh feelin tuh tink about none ah dem ting ..... cuz tomorrow is ah holiday ...... an' ah tryin tuh keep it light ..... so look some classifieds!
No wonder he had tuh put eeeen "No male callers" ...... cuz ATTRACTIVE??? ..... since when are men 'attractive'? ..... or is it dat de newspaper put de word in de wrong place ..... cuz I feel it was supposed tuh say ...... Indian male seeks ATTRACTIVE Indian female!
..... and why would an ATTRACTIVE YOUNG lady ..... want tuh hook-up wit ah middle-aged man who eh want tuh play no games ...... duh ...... that's what attractive young women like ..... they like tuh play games!
LOL ...... 'bess' girls only .....
LOL ..... what a cute way tuh describe telemarketing!
Really ...... was it necessary tuh say ..... females only???
What is a CHRISTINA Institution?
Hmmmm ...... herbs fuh Fryball and Prostate Cancer ..... but what exactly is FRYBALL tho ...... is it like a FIBROID ..... or is it literally ah ...... FRY BALL???
I'm noticing that word INTUITIVE a lot ..... is that like the new EXPERIENCED?!
What??? ...... what is the inception experience????
Or hor ...... that is what THE INCEPTION EXPERIENCE is!!!!!
Free Parking?! ...... is that really a plus?? ...... do people pay tuh park dey car whey dey livin?
I saw this in yesterday's papers ....... and immediately thought ..... KIDNAP ...... cuz what else could GUARANTEE ..... dat you go get back yuh man ..... or yuh woman??!
Then I saw this in today's papers ..... and it was confirmed ...... it IS kidnap ..... cuz if you notice ..... de phone number changin by de day!!!!
What is it ...... dat hands could do ..... dat so special ...... dat will cost yuh ah whole $350!??
Whoever wrote this ad ..... need tuh go tuh MOM'S FOR LITERACY below ......
Oh ..... and by de way MOM ...... if de name of yuh company isn't MOM ...... den you may need tuh register fuh some literacy classes too!!!
There's that LOOSE word again ...... and that IDEAL word misspelt ...... an' wait ..... what's up wit all de "D" names ..... like yuh hadda have ah "D" name an' ah Digicel number tuh wuk dey!!!
Dis wasn't in de classifieds ...... but again ..... LOOSE ..... there it is!!!
Ah doh understand dat first ad ..... is it dat ..... besides being female ..... and strong ..... she must also own ah house ...... and den wuz de scene wit grandpa in de next ad ...... is it that he is of African DESCENT ....... or is it that he is AFRICAN and DECENT?? ....... and why he female ...... hadda be employed ...... I doh know ..... I jus gettin ah vibes like dem lookin fuh woman tuh mine dem!!!
Ah wonder how yuh does UNWINE!?
Swingers??? ...... no comment!
Gotcha ...... but seriously tho ..... how do ads end up as wingdings?
Hmmmm ..... I'm thinking that the person who input all dem classifieds ...... may be FRASTRATED ..... and should probably apply!
Ah wonder if tuh forward this tuh de Minister of Education ...... could save him alotta money!
PS: Happy Independence Day peeps! ...... look ah bess show tuh check out tomorrow!
I don't know how in a country with 1.3 million people we could post so much dothish Classifieds
Just wondering how much Attractive Indian Male will pay Attractive, Independent, Indian Female for fun.
Maybe they mean Christina is in an institution.
Was it necessary to enhance only one breast?
Maybe for $350 the hands could raise the dead
Male seeking strong female may be secretly craving a man - just a thought
Unwine is something people have to do after Carnival or a damn good night.
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DWL... OGO scene yuh have me rolling here...
so iz only 1 Breast one would have enhanced?
FRYBALL should prob be Fibroid...
and Scene if yuh hadda ask what Hands could do fuh 350 you doh wah know...
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"1 Breast Enhancement"
only one? a bit suspect that.
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OMG .... I totally did not see that '1' in the breast enhancement ad .... LMAO!!!
.... and bandi ..... as aka_lol rightly pointed out ..... I kinda know dat hands have de power tuh raise de dead ...... but I wuzen payin no $350 fuh dat!!!
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wait you have dead tuh raise...
i gorn
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I'm soooo facking frastrated!!!... I feel like I'm going to loose my mind and develop a facking fry ball!!!...I realy need to unwine!!!
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Really ...... was it necessary tuh say ..... females only??? But of course (or 'buh how!' as we trinis say). In England, enhancements for 'man-boobs' are rising rapidly.
I was cooking too close to the stove and almost got a fryball. Am now wearing pants to cook my bacon.
Swingers??? ...... no comment! Um... could be dey advertising that competitor to de Three Plumes????
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Happy Independence Day to all!
Why would I want 1 breast enhanced? Hmmmm
That Hand Special...ah wonder if yuh must have 'hands-on' experience as well? Hmmmmm
Thanks for the laughs chick...ah swear, yuh have ah eye fuh dem ting.
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Those are not wingdings girl, dat is code. Me thinks it's maybe a Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind type of message.Live long and Prosper!
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